I figured since I won't have Kimagure Orange Road Forever Chapter
Two out for awhile, and I'm still working on Bishoujo Senshi Sailor
Eunomia Episode 006 (it's coming soon, I promise), that I'd throw out
this MST I've been working on. It's something at least <.<

Please Note: Kimagure Orange Road: Who do you love is once again
property of Alberto Mazzetto, and believe me he can keep it. Kimagure
Orange Road is copy righted a hell of a lot of people, none of which
are me. Wil Wheaton's name used without permission, though I'm sure
he'd get a laugh out of this.


MST3K Created by: Joel Hodgson

MiSTing Done By: Kevin Callahan

Special thanks to: David A. Tatum.  Where would KOR fanfiction be
without him?  In the garbage most likely...

In the not too distant future,
Up in the S.O.L.,
Kev and his fanfic pals,
have been condemned to Hell.

Their friendly local lunatics,
The Professor and his poodle, Lace,
Have decided to do an experiment on Kevin,
So they shot him into space.

(Leeeeettttt Meeeee Dooooown)

We'll send him cheesy lemons,
The worst that we can find (la la la)
He'll have to sit and read them all,
While we monitor his mind (la la la)

Now keep in mind, Kev can't control,
Where the lemons begin or end (la la la)
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his fanfic friends.

FANFIC ROLL CALL!

Ami! (I should be studying.)
Wil Wheaton! (What the hell am I doing here AGAIN?)
Kathrine! (It's all Corvus's fault.)
Nagikoooooooo! (Damn Straight!)

If you're wondering how they eat
Or breathe,
And other science facts (la la la)
Repeat to your self, "Nod and smile,
It's a MiSTing, incomprehensible to the max!,
Now for Mystery Science Theater 3100 (v. 2.0)!"

<Kevin> Oh hi, welcome to the SOL once again. Now we have the pleasure
(or lack thereof) of once again having Mr. Mazzetto as our vict- I mean
Guest of Honor. Oh, and we have a special Guest MiSTer: Ayukawa Madoka.
<Madoka> Hi. Thought I'd squeeze Kevin for some more money while his
KOR fanfic is still in production...
<Kathrine> Also, the rest of the gang is here as well.
<WilWheaton> Some of us certainly not by choice.
-Professor- All right, all right, enough speaking to the readers. Get your
asses in the theatre.

[[[[[Lemon]]]]]

<Kathrine> WE HAVE LEMON SIGN!!!!!!!

[Door 6 - Al Gore's Head, proving it is empty.]
[Door 5 - IRC Chat Window.]
[Door 4 - GI JOE Body Parts.]
[Door 3 - draw bridge.]
[Door 2 - Some Random Thing.]
[Door 1 - vault.]

* All file in and sit down.

Alberto Mazzetto <100111.2644@CompuServe.COM>

<Kevin> Oh look, his email address, once translated from Binary,
means "Need Help."

                  KIMAGURE ORANGE ROAD

<Madoka> Yes, I think we all know what series I'm from.

Who do you love  Part I

<Kathrine> EGAD! There's MORE of this crap?
<Kevin> 'Fraid so.

=======================

<Madoka> Yay, random equal signs!

by Kokoro

<Kathrine> How my clarinet can write fanfiction is beyond me.

I am Kasuga Kyosuke. 17 years old. Today was a very unusual
and important day in my life.

<Kevin> Oh please, not another student of the William Shatner
School of Screenwriting...

Hikaru-chan was very down the whole week because her father had

<Madoka> ...been the one to lower her into the well and refuse
to let her up.

to go to the hospital and was awaiting a complicated operation.

<Kathrine> o/~ Operation! I'm the doctor for you! o/~ BZZT! Aw
shit, I screwed up on my turn...

Yesterday she asked me if we would go on a date and I simply
couldn't say no to those sad eyes.

<Madoka> Actually, you couldn't say no because you have even less
of a spine than the can of baked beans over there. *points to a
mutated Shinji. (See last Msting)*

The moment I turned around

<Kevin> [Kyosuke] I crashed into a lamp post. No wonder that sign
said no U-Turns...

I saw Madoka staring at us, looking both somehow hurt and angry
for a moment.

<Madoka> Wow. You watched the series. I'm impressed. </sarcasm>

I didn't know what to say. But that look passed

<Kathrine> ...gas so toxic it killed all the characters and the
author?
<Madoka> Don't we wish....

very soon, she sighed and asked us to come to ABCB, so we could
all be together.

<Kevin> o/~ All together now, All together now! o/~

Hikaru and me agreed of course.

<Kathrine> Hikaru's a horse of course, of course...

Well, after I got to ABCB today, Hikaru-chan was already inside,
and told me that Master told her Ayukawa slipped on the floor
a few hours ago.

<Madoka> [Chekov] Uh-huh. I vas newer that clumsy...

Her arm may me broken and she had to go see a doctor.

<Madoka> May Day, May Day!

So we were alone all the afternoon. We talked about a lot of
things.

<Kevin> Woah there, Albert, don't get so descriptive...

Ayukawa, Hikaru-chan told me that she almost never is ill
and I couldn't remember either seeing her ever ill since I moved
here two years ago. And now she probably broke an arm.

<Kathrine> Ok, at first, I was going to try to come up with some
kind of riff for this. However, with such a badly written line,
how do I follow it up?

Hikaru-chan
gave me the heart-shaped pendant that reminded her of that incident
in her childhood, where Ayukuwa was so strong and helped her with
that boy.

<Madoka> That way, Hikaru would have a screw-buddy and leave Kyosuke
to me.
<Kevin> I'm glad you're able to leave your characterization at the door,
Madoka.
<Madoka> Actually, it's all your fault.

Hikaru-chan's father and my mother, how it felt after
I lost her and I assured her that her father would be alright.

<Kevin> And if it was "all right" it would have mattered.

What we would be doing in the coming summer-vacation.

<Madoka> ...Nah. Too easy.

We discovered that we had a common sense for music and I promised

<Kevin> Right... Common sense automatically decides you must listen
to same kind of music. Tell that to Riffraff.
<Kathrine> Ah, Kevin, he wanted to say "common interest."
<Kevin> I understood that much. Tell it to him.

her that we would someday listen together to some of my albums.

<Madoka> Unlike episode three I think where you both did just that.
I originally said he saw the entire series. Now, even that comes
into question....

It took us so look to find out such a simple common interest,
it's strange sometimes.

<Kevin> Other times, it's just bad writing.

We made a few funny remarks about some teachers at school and some
strange classmates.

<Kathrine> [Kyosuke] Yeah, like that one dude who is dressed in all
black and tries to assimilate us. Never quite understood what kind
of shit he was smoking or why the asshole wouldn't share...

I could feel Hikaru-chan lightening up

<Madoka> [Infomercial] YES, You too can get your very own Hikaru
Night Light for the low low low price of $19.95 plus $100 shipping
and handling...

and I was unusually happy
to be with her this day. It was somehow a great feeling. We talked
and talked and laughed.

<Kevin> [Kyosuke] ...and talked and talked and talked... Oh, and did
I mention that we talked?

As it was getting dark outside

<Madoka> Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men....?
<ALL> The Shadow Knows!

and starting to rain, we decided to
go home. Hikaru-chan asked me to walk her home and I agreed. We
said our good-byes at the door to her house and she told me she'd
phone me soon.

<Kathrine> Kyosuke Phone Home!

As I was walking home again I put my hands in my pockets and

<Kevin> the other one flicking a cigarette?
<Kathrine> Isn't that ironic, Madoka?
<Madoka> I guess. You live, you learn.
-Professor- Ok, next topic or I'll kill you.
<Kevin> I guess I have no choice but to hear you...
-Professor- Don't make me come up there!

discovered... I still had Hikaru-chan's pendant !

<Kathrine> Ichi, ni, san, yon, go, roku...

Why did I put

<Madoka> us through this?
<Kevin> this crappy characterization in the fic?
<Kathrine> common sense in the garbage?

it there in the first way ?

<Kevin> o/~ The road that he walks on is paved in gold... o/~

Some times I don't know to what places

<Kathrine> Good authors go to find help?

my mind wanders that I do such things !

<Madoka> Bad Kyosuke. Bad, bad, bad Kyosuke.

I thought about
going homing anyway, but then I thought

<Kevin> [Kyosuke] that since I wasn't a pigeon, what would be the
point in that?

Hikaru-chan would

<Kathrine> cry, whine, bitch, and be generally annoying?
<Madoka> That'd be in character, so therefore we must assume not.

miss it and I was still not very far.

<Kevin> A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
<Kathrine> Naboo was under an attack?
<Madoka> ...

I rang at her house and
her mother opened. "Aaah, Kyosuke-kun, I guess you want to see Hikaru ?

<Kevin> No, actually he's here to spray for bugs.

Come right in, you know where her room is, right ?"

<Kathrine> [Mother] I don't want you leaving until I have grandkids!

"Thank you
Mrs. Hiyama. Yes, I know."

I was standing in front of her door and wanted to knock, but then I
thought how happy she would be if I surprised her, so I slowly
opened the door. "Surprise !" I shouted. And then it hit me, I
had forgotten that she had all those big posters of me everywhere
on the walls. The last time I was here I saw them from a different
view, better not think back to that, they were even more impressive
as I was my usual size. She really must like me a lot. I wonder what
her mother thinks of me.

<Madoka> I should have realized that Hikaru was a stalker...

My eyes then let go of the walls and went to the bed, and I would
never have expected to see what I saw there.
Hikaru-chan was lying on her bed. But she didn't have her jeans
on anymore and, well,... her hands were inside her panties and
they were obviously moving as I came in.

<Kathrine> Bathrooms do have locks, Blondie.

We were just staring at each other for a few seconds, they seemed
like an eternity to me.

<Kevin> Wow, just like this fic.

Then Hikaru-chan broke the silence

<Madoka> Uhm, Hikaru, you're going to have to buy that...

"Kyaaa ! Don't look please, Senpai !"

<Kevin> Gah, don't use fanboy Japanese!

I immediately turned around
and looked at the door, I only wanted to get out now. But then
I heard how Hikaru-chan was silently crying. I walked to her
"Can I sit beside you ?" A silent "Un." under tears was all
Hikaru-chan could say.

<Kathrine> Since when could Hikaru speak French?
<Kevin> Silently even.

I sat on her bed. "Da- Darling, I, I
didn't want you to ever see me like this." "It's okay, Hikaru-chan,
it's okay." I looked into her eyes, her big sad tear-filled eyes.
I hold her head in my hands and then I... kissed her. Me,
Mr. Indecisiveness, Mr. Wishy-Washy, kissed her.

<Madoka> Oh, you did not. Not until the first movie, and I put a
stop to that right away.
<Kevin> Jealous?
<Madoka> <.< >.> No, of course not.

It was an
undescriable feeling, her soft, warm lips touching mine. She
stopped to cry.

<Kathrine> [Alberto] Actually, I just didn't feel like actually
doing any writing.

"Darling" "Hi-Hikaru-chan" "You must think I'm
a pervert now, don't you Darling ? You can't like me anymore."
Her voice trembled as she said that.

<Kevin> [Kyosuke] Actually, I never really liked you at all. I just
wanted the sex.

"No, Hikaru-chan, but at who were you thinking when
you, well." I couldn't believe my words when I spoke them out.
Of all the stupid things to say ! "Darling no baka. Who else could
I think of than you ? You are my Darling."

<Kathrine> She must be being paid by the "Darling."

That made me feel
very warm inside. "Hikaru-chan" I took her into my arms and
kissed her again. This time Hikaru-chan wasn't as surprised as
the first time and responded with all her might.

<Kevin> Hikaru the Mighty?
<Kathrine> Wouldn't that be like the kiss of death? Responding with
all her might?

I don't know
what came over me then, but my hand slid under her blouse and
touched her bra. What was I doing ? She surely hated me now for
that. But no, she didn't resist. I moved my hands a little to explore

<Madoka> Carlsbad Caverns?
<Kevin> Is that what they're being called now?

her. "Darling ?" Oh, no, now I had gone too far ! "Wait, let me take
off my blouse." I sat there, petrified, as she took it off. Her
breasts jumped a little when she removed her bra.

<Kathrine> Japanese Jumping Breasts!
<Kevin> Also known as "Gainax" syndrome.

She is
always wearing clothes that don't show off her body, but she is
very well developed.

<Kevin> Ok, I'm sorry, but time for some serious commenting.
<ALL> Awwwwww....
<Kevin> This is blatantly not true. Madoka was wrong. You need to
see the series. This should be a basic prerequisite to any
fanfiction, but especially lemons. If you want to actually write,
then please, study the characters. PLEASE. This now concludes the
Fanfiction Public Service Announcement. We now return you to your
regularly scheduled MiST.

It was a beautiful sight.

<Madoka> Bah, I've seen Hikaru naked plenty of times. She isn't
that great.
<Kevin> Hmm... Yuri fic coming to mind.
<Madoka> I'll rip out your heart, little man.
<Kevin> *gulp*

"Darling, are you
dead ?"

<Kathrine> Of course not, that'd be too good to be true.

she asked in a teasing voice. "Uh, n-no."

<Kathrine> See? Still it goes on.

I again moved
closer to her and touched her breasts. This time it was flesh
to flesh. I moved Hikaru-chan a little, so we could both lie
down, side to side. I layed my head on Hikaru-chan's breast and
listend to her little heart go doki-doki.

<Kevin> I'm not sure I can make it to the end of this. Please,
stick to Japanese words the majority of readers will recognize
if any at all.

And then I noticed

<Madoka> Hikaru was really a femmbot?

something I had only read about, they really got harder...

<Kathrine> They do that, yes.

It was amazing how her body responded to me touching her. I then
kissed her, first on the mouth, then I moved farther down.
Her neck, then her breasts, her cute belly-button. I then reached
her panties.

<Kathrine> You call that foreplay?

I put my hands on them and looked at Hikaru-chan.
She nodded. I took them off. As I held the panties in my hand I
realized how wet they had gotten. I moved Hikaru-chan's legs
a little apart and started to explore that wetness.

<Kevin> As opposed to that other wetness.

Then somehow
it hit me,

<Kathrine> We wish.

that I was here lying on Hikaru-chan's bed with my
head between her legs and she was totally naked, that can't be
really happening !

<Madoka> It's not. That's why it's called fanfiction.

But soon her scent and the way she tasted overwhelmed me again.
"Darling. Darling." I soon learned what I had to do, so her
moans of joy got louder.

<All> [Monty Python] Yay. Yay.

I then stopped and started to undress
myself.

<Kevin> It's bad to constantly stop and start your Kyosuke. It could
ruin the transmission.

"Wait, Darling." I looked into Hikaru-chan's eyes
and she did the undressing for me.

<Kathrine> Say, are you undressing me with your eyes?

Finally she took my slip off.

<ALL> Bwahahahahaha...
<Kevin> He's wearing a slip?
<Madoka> I know Kyosuke is weird, but that's just...

"Waaah, sugoooi !" I was emberassed and got very red. "Darling,
you're getting red !

<Kevin> Didn't he just say that?
[Rewind]
<Kevin> Didn't he just say that?
<Kathrine> Deja frikkin' vu.
<Madoka> You can say that ag- Wait, don't.

You're so cute !" She then looked an endless

<Kevin> Sea of LCL?

time at my penis and finally took it in her hand and caressed it.

<Kathrine> Remember to give attention to your penis pal, or it might
get all floppy and stuff.

I thought I was going to explode.

<Madoka> Ok, who has the Kyosuke heads?
<Kevin> Looking... *opens a duffel bag* Marie Antonette... No...
John Bobbit... No... Ah, here, right next to the Kruper heads.

Her movements got faster, and

<Kathrine> The director was pissed. That girl just couldn't stay
in tempo.

she apparently enjoyed doing that.

<Madoka> Sure, just mess up the rest of the band for your own
enjoyment.

"Hikaru-chan, do you want..."

<Kevin> [MasakiKatsuho] Some rice?

"All the way ?" "Yes, Hikaru-chan." "Of course, Darling, I know
you will be gentle." We lay side by side and looked into each
others eyes, as I was trying to insert it,

<Kathrine> Take Penis A and insert it into Vagina B...

and failing.

<Madoka> Viagra helps.

Hikaru-chan smiled, took it into her hands and then I was inside
her body.

<Kevin> Oh! No! Honey, I shrunk the Kyosuke!

I tried to go further.

<Kathrine> [Irish Police Officer] Uhm, I'm sorry, ye're gonna have
to take it up to Mulholland.

"Ahhhh" "Hikaru-chan ! Am I hurting you, I'll stop !"

<Madoka> So this means from now on you'll use proper punctuation?

"No, it's okay, Darling, please continue." She had again
tears in her eyes, but looked very happy. So, I continued, and
started to move, first slowly, then faster. It was an incredible
feeling, and combined with Hikaru-chan's warmth, her and my own
moans the world stopped to exist for me and I was somewhere else,
where there are no sad or angry feelings. I then did explode...
and exhausted I took her in my arms, still being inside her.

<Kathrine> How paradoxical.
<WilWheaton> Isn't that my line?
<Kathrine> You weren't misting today.

She had a very content look on her face and I held her as tight
as I could.

<Kevin> Cutting off her inhalation of needed oxygen and killing her.

Then, suddenly, violently, the door opened. "Oh my god !" I thought,
"This must be Hikaru-chan's mother, what should I say, she'll
kill me ! She must think I'm a monster."

<Madoka> It came from the radioactive wasteland of post World War 2
Hiroshima... It's KYOZILLA!

"Kasuga-kun ?!" "A-Ayuk..."

<Kevin> My girlfriend has a first name, it's M A D O K A. My girlfriend
has a last name it's A Y U K A W A.

- to be continued -

<ALL> [Singing] This is the fic that never ends...

* All get up and leave.

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<Kevin> As usual, that sucked.
<Kathrine> Of course it did.
<Madoka> Am I going to be paid now?
<ALL> *sweatdrop*

--

"I layed my head on Hikaru-chan's breast and
listend to her little heart go doki-doki."

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