On Mon, 5 Nov 2001, Adrian Tymes wrote:

Jason Liao wrote:

The world needs to be protected from me.  That's why I stole that time
travel artifact from Cologne.  I know I can prepare cyanide right: it
doesn't need cooking.  Just mix it in with the baby's formula.  

Back in the future...

Ranma had just finished his last homework problem, when Kasumi gently
knocked on the door of the guest room.  "Ranma?" she asked.  "Have you
seen the bottle of shampoo I bought yesterday?  I was about to replace the
empty bottle in the bathroom, but I couldn't find it."

The boy shrugged.  "I'll help you look for it.  Is it the normal brand?"

"No, it's that new 'Essance' brand.  The bottle I'm missing is almond
scented."

I even
tasted it:

*urk!*

(Well, this WOULD prove that she needs to be protected from herself.

 just a touch of almond, nothing that this baby

will...spit...up...

Ok, plan B: Mallet-sama.

...

This has the potential spawn so many dead baby Akane jokes, it's not even
funny. (Oh wait, it IS funny.  Nevermind)

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
-------
The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner,
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I had been betrayed.  "Tell me,"
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao," he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...


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