Subject: [FFML] Re: [CHALLENGE][Spamfic] A Hell of a Challenge- Addition
From: "rob reynolds" <rob_reynolds@hotmail.com>
Date: 11/7/2001, 5:54 PM
To: quicksilver_knight@hotmail.com, ffml@anifics.com
CC: xelan@linainverse.com


Funny in its own right but you forgot some of the others who should be here. The Kunos have enough money to buy a personal Hell so they are not in any need of the diner from hell.
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Chaos is the only state of life that most of us will ever know.  In the end though it is all about life and how well you lived in it.  ~Cerubus



From: "Quick Silver Knight" <quicksilver_knight@hotmail.com>
To: ffml@anifics.com
CC: xelan@linainverse.com
Subject: [FFML] Re: [CHALLENGE][Spamfic] A Hell of a Challenge- The 10th Level
Date: Wed, 07 Nov 2001 11:05:34 -0500

] A Hell of a Challenge
Many of you have probably heard of the Italian masterpiece by Dante
entitled The (Divine) Comedy. In which Dante (the pilgrim, not the author)
explores the 9 levels of Hell, with his guide Virgil, on his way to
salvation. At the 9th level of Hell, Satan is encased in ice as well as
some of the other great betrayers in history.

Ladies and Gentleman(and those of you not to sure) I present unto
you:

The 10th Level.
"The one right down the street, we call them Dennys"


"My guide, my friend Virgil, is there no more to Hell than this?"

There was hesitation upon Virgil's face. "There is Dante... but do you truly
wish..."

"Yes! Of course I wish to see it. What could possibly match or upstage such
a view as this though?"

Virgil blanched. "If you so wish it Dante." At Dante's fervent nod Virgil
siighed. "Follow me then."

They traveled for some little time when Dante started to smell the *SMELL*.

"What? He gasped. "What is that stench?"

"It will get worse Dante. Much worse."


Dante started to shake his head back and forth and settled with covering his
nose with the inside of his elbow."

Virgil suddenly stopped at a small nondiscript door that had a small
duck-looking sign upon it.

"I do so hope that you are ready for... this, my dear Dante." With that
said, Virgil opened the door unto a scene from the darkest pits of a
nightmare."

It was a small cafe-looking tableu spread out before them. The Cash register
girl looked up with bleary eyes from the rag-sheet she had been glancing
through. Her page-boy cut hair hung dank and limp.

"Great." She said in a bored voice. "More non-paying customers."

As she spoke a very large and angry panda ran up to her and smacked her in the back of her head with a wooden sign that read: Don't insult the Customers, boy!"

A waitress shuffled forward and excorted the two visitors towards a filthy
table. A young boy wearing thick glasses was on his knees trying to scrub the floor of the diner.  The more he cleaned the more dirt seemed to apper.  All the while there was what looked to be a dried up monkey with a cane hitting him in the back of his head shouting, "Is that the best you can do?  You'll Never beat Ranma if you can't master this simple task."
"Special of the day is Roasted Panda in a Peking Duck sauce.
Whatever
you do don't order the Chinese entrees... She's using Purple c-c-c-cats
again"

"This... This is the 10th level of hell?" Dante asked

"Um no Dante, Rember I said we were going to Dennys."

The waitress glared up at him with liquid blue eyes that spoke of
un-utturable pain and torment. Her dull red hair lay about her shoulders in
a pool of rank tangles  "Oh yea, buddy. This is definitely hell."

The door leading to the kitchen suddenly banged open and a teen-aged girl in
a filthy apron approached. Her short black hair bobbed as she carried a
platter towards the two 'customers' and then laid it down on the table. A
small glazed pigglet with an apple in it's mouth seemd to glare up at them.
It appeared to have a cloth of some type wrapped around it's neck. a garnish
perhaps?

"Hi! Welcome to Akane's Kitchen!" the short dark-haired girl said with a
wide grin. "Eat up! it's YUMMY!" She then spun around and headed back
towards the kitchen.

Dante and Virgil looked at the waitress in shock. She just shrugged her
shoulders and headed of towards the kitchen herself.

Only as the small redhead passed through the door did Dante notice the sign
that hung above the hellish threshold:

Abandon Hope All Ye Whe Eat Here.




QuickSilver Knight
Writing time: 29 minutes

*Hastily dons Flame retardent suit and awaits the incomming rounds...*
LOL, sorry I had to add my own personal touch to this.  It was is a good Idea.  Makes me wish I had more time for this sort of thing.

Robert

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