Epiphany Out-takes.

A friend told me to do something like this and I thought it a
good idea.

So here is Out-takes from chapter one.

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....  He pulled back the sheet to expose the face.

Nodoka nodded.  She recognized Genma, even after years of
separation.  Pride, realization and shock prevented her from
crying.

She looked down and noticed the corpse was beginning to smile.

"CUT!!!!  What is your problem Genma?"

Genma sat up.  "Someone is tickling my feet!"

The sheet was lifted and sure enough, behind the fake corpse
refrigerator wall, was Ranma with a feather.

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"Take Two"

....  He pulled back the sheet to expose the face.

Nodoka nodded.  She recognized Genma, even after years of
separation.  Pride, realization and shock prevented her from
crying.

Genma opened his eyes.  "I'm not dead yet."

The doctor responded my smashing a bedpan over Genma's head.

Nodoka giggled.  "Thanks, here's you ninepence."

"CUT!!!!!!"

There came a knocking from one of the other Drawers.  A muffled
voice said.  "Hey does that mean we can break for lunch?"

The doctor thumbed the door, guess he ain't dead either.

"I SAID CUT!!!!!"

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Nabiki was about to speak, when Kasumi put her hand over her
sister's mouth.

"Auntie, I have to tell you a story.  I hope it will explain
some things."

Nodoka turned toward Kasumi, a look of curiosity on her face.

"Continue then."

Kasumi took in a breath and sighed.  She took another breath,
held her nose closed with her fingers and began.

(In a really bad Robin Leech voice)
"A wonderful set of springs in China that makes our koi pond look
like a fishbowl of rotten Croutons.  These springs make people
into animals, animals into people and your Son into Ranko, the
horny lesbian wood nymph."

As if on Cue Ranko popped up, ripped her clothes off, reveiling
a fur bikini.  She glomped onto Kasumi with the words "Wo Ay Ni,
Onechan"  followed by histerical laughter from just about 
everyone involved.

There were waiting for the cut cue, when they noticed the
director holding her head in her hands and shaking it.

Shampoo came into camera view at this point pointing to Ranko.
"If you were going for the Lum look, you forgot the boots and the
little horns."

Everyone stopped.  Ranko looked over at Shampoo.  "Shampoo, when
did you learn to talk using adverbs and pronouns?"

Shampoo stepped over and started giving Ranko a noogie.  "I am,
after all... An actress, or did you forget."

Ranko was flailing around.  She finally yelled "Uncle" for
Shampoo to stop.

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Nodoka stood up and walked over toward Ranko.  She kneeled down
next to the shivering, crying ball.

"Ranma, is that really you?"

The girl nodded, shakily.

"Ranma-chan, Please look at me."

The woman paused the moment it took for Ranma to look up and
into her eyes before she continued.

<Sniff, Sniff>  "What's that smell?  Ranko, has your special
visitor come?"

"CUT!!!!!"

Nodoka was broadsided by a large fresh Onion.  "Baka!!"  Said
Ranko.  "I was holding in Onion in my lap to get me to tear up."

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