Ash Ketchum, you're a rank amateur.

Tai, Cloud Strife called.  He wants his hairdo back.

Yugi, you're like Jekyll and Hyde.  Minus Hyde.  Plus Jekyll.  Plus boring
librarian.

Mon Cole Knights, you jump into monsters so you can be in something less
hideously deformed than you.

I don't care about what you and your little freakish creatures do behind
closed doors.  But don't go pretending that you're a badass, because you're
all a bunch of snot-nosed kids.

Think I'm wrong?

Well...

Now's

Your

Chance

TO...

PROVE IT!

This Spring, stay tuned for the newest, freshest, l33test fighting animated
series to date: "PERILOUS PARENTS!"

That's right!  Kids fight grand and terrible battles using not monsters...
not themselves... but their own parents, godparents, grandparents, aunts,
uncles and other older blood relatives!

GASP! as our young hero plays the "You'll Poke Out Your Eye!" card... with
horrific results!

TREMBLE! as the token bratty girl equips her mother with... THE APRON OF
PEGASUS!

TWITCH! as hard-nosed grandpas enforce curfews... WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

To the winner goes glory!  To the loser goes groundation!  Who will win?
Who will lose?  Who will be sent to bed without any supper?

You'll just have to tune in to find out!

"PERILOUS PARENTS:" My dad can laser-blast your dad.  Bitch.

Brought to you by the Sailor Moon Meatball Head Conditioner and Jusenky-os,
the cereal that transforms when splashed with cold milk!

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