This is a rather hilarious little fic written by a friend
of mine; I persuaded her to share it with the world.

***

'lo. Just thought I'd add in a little spamfic I wrote one
morning at 8 AM after having 3 hours of sleep 'cause I was
up all night working on a friend's computer. You'll see why
in a moment.
Cultural note for those of you not in the know: When someone
sneezes just once. It is believed in Japan that someone is
talking about that person *though I fudged it a little to
including thinking about that person too* Without further ado,
I present to you....
Disclaimer: X and all of it's characters doesn't belong to me.
They belong to CLAMP, neither does Windows. That belongs to
Microsoft. C&C welcome. Send to rcheng@vt.edu. Thanks.


                   Another X Spam Fic
                   by Nameless X Fan


    There was a soft hiss as the cover for the user console
slid backwards, allowing Satsuki to gain entrance into the heart
of Beast. She felt wires probing at her exposed skin before
experiencing the familiar feel of electricity course through
her veins, indicating that Beast had made full contact. She
mentally made a command to Beast to transfer all visuals into
her visor instead of the main monitors inside the console.
    Slim cables and wires held out the simple headpiece
and she watched as the focus of her vision went from the
surrounding room to a small screen that was still black. The
screen flicked to life and she was greeted with an unfamiliar
sight. A gray box had popped up, asking for a user name and
password. She frowned slightly, �What kind if joke is this
Beast? You know me.�
    But the gray box did not go away. It just sat there on
the screen, refusing to disappear. Satsuki scowled as she typed
into the keypad that was installed into the armrest.
    PASSWORD: ***
    The box disappeared, revealing a sky blue screen with
a tan gray bar running along the bottom and Satsuki cursed.
�What�s going on Beast?! This better be a joke.� Her only
response was a series of chirps, clicks and whirs indicating
that everything was operational and working optimally. Suddenly
another gray box appeared, this time reading �New Hardware
Detected� followed by a series of boxes indicating that the
system could not find drivers for the �unknown� pieces of
hardware.
    With each growing minute, Satsuki began to be more and
more annoyed. As she was about to type in a command, the screen
froze followed by a large white box that read �Warning. System
Resources Low� and a button appeared in the box reading �abort.�
She snarled and clicked on the box when suddenly the entire
screen turned a sapphire blue with a message reading �Stop
Error 0x0000007F� and �UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP� in brilliant
white.
    Satsuki cursed and almost threw her visor across the
room. She was going to find and then SLOWLY kill, in the most
painful way imaginable, the bastard who installed Windows
Millennium Edition onto Beast.
********
    Fuuma sneezed and Nataku looked up at him worriedly.
�Papa?� asked the bioandriod. Fuuma merely rested his hand on
top of Nataku�s head and smiled, �It�s nothing. Probably just
a little cold.�
    Satisfied with that answer, Nataku placed his head back
onto Fuuma�s lap while the �Kamui� lounged in his throne with
a catlike smile.
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