The Boy from Nermia Ward.(Fianncee version)

[a song filk based on gilr form Ipanema)

Tall and tan and young and pigtailed .

The boy from Nermia ward goes leaping.

And when he passes each girl he passes goes: MINE!

When he's flying through the air. 

So calm and blaise,  like it doesn't matter its
happend a million times before

And when they send him into orbit each one that sends
him into orbit goes:  BAKA! 


How can they tell him they love him?

Yes, they would marry him gladly.

When he passes he's only looking for his next meal....

And he he passes he smiles but he doesn't see them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Rivals versions)

Tall and tan and young and pigtailed.

The boy from Nermia ward goes leaping.

And he he passes boy he passes goes: I'LL KILL YOU!


When he laughs so free easy.

  Beacuse he beat them.

Each one he laughs at goes: ARRRRRGGGH!


Oh but, they take so badly.

How can  they finally defeat him?

Yes, they would tear his heart out gladly.

But when each day when lay in ambush he simply punchs
them out of the waaaay.

He smiles cause he  doesn't care.


~~~~~~~~~~
Signs your a bad fanfic writer
by Finmagik.

(With help from, Mageokhi, in the fanfic chatroom)

14. People often see your fics in this format

"i casnt belfe Acaney would laeF, my fur my Pop."

ramin sadi.

Tom: So, did anyone understand that sentence?

Joel: No.

Crow: Nope.
 

13. You get banned from mailinglists before joining.

12. Your fics are on many web sites, all of them have
the Letters M-
S-T  together in the title.

11. Your Mailbox is on fire from the flames, you've
received.

10. People forgive your errors in spelling and
grammar, because they
think English is your third language.

9. You have chimp edit your work.

8. They've legalized reading your fics to death row
inmates as method
of execution.

7. Humanitarian groups world wide, are urging to ban 
of your fics
declaring  reading them as: `Cruel and inhumane
torture.'

6. Your motto is: Spel3i chekrs R 4 Wuzziz!

5. All your  reviews for your fics  on Ff.net are in
all caps and have
the word SUX in them at least once.

4. You get comments like "have you read the manga" (or
watched the
anime?) ever?

3. You get spelling comments from Ff.net

2.Mike Rhea, Oscar, and Dr. Thinker send you  grammer,
spelling and
C&C.

And the number one sign is:

1. your goal to win the Stephen Ratliff life time
acheivement award.

[So that's it just a little something I thought was
funny, like it, reply with some ideas and suggesteions
(spelling corrections) and I've revised Signs your a
bad fanfiction writer list]



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