The DPR crew wrote:

        The Department of Perfected Reduction is proud to present (at this
time) twenty four of your favorite, time honored epic fanfics, and
compress them down into a format that you can read in mere seconds,
with no apreciable loss of quality!

        Go to read them here:

        http://www.rakhal.com/dpr/index.html

        Thanks for your time, and we hope you enjoy reading as much as we
enjoyed reducing!

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DPR Crew: Honey, I shrunk the fanfic.

(They DID.)

              THE END

Readers: Neat!  Ok, what else...ooh, shiny thing!

(They are DISTRACTED.)

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Seriously, though, not bad.  ^_^
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