Disclaimers:

Ranma 1/2 was created by Rumiko Takahashi, and is distributed in the United States by Viz.

Hearts of Ice was created by Krista Perry, and is available at http://www.akane.org/heartsofice/

No offense in intended by my parody of either of these works.

The DPR folks have my explicit permission to include this as part of their site, or to alter it however they wish before doing so.

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Hearts of Ice reduced

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Shampoo:

I must have Ranma at all costs!

Cologne:

I know a way....

(Helps Shampoo cast blood spell)

Ranma:

I will rescue Akane no matter what!

Everyone else:

Who's Akane?

Readers:

Where's the next chapter?

Krista:

Here you go....

(releases 64K that take place over five minutes)

Readers:

Yay!

(read chapter)

Aargh!  Nothing happened!

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Defender of the Light
Elite Mage
junior member of the Inner Circle of the Mages Council

Contrary to popular opinion, magic and science do mix.

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