Subject: [FFML] [CCS][Pokemon][Urotsukidoji][Lemon] An Interesting Halloween
From: "XStylus" <ranma@cts.com>
Date: 10/27/2001, 5:04 AM
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   "An Interesting Halloween"
A CardCaptor Sakura, Pokemon, and Urotsukidoji crossover

LEMON WARNING! (Yes, there are lemons in this story. <chuckle>)

     Disclaimer: I own these characters. All of them. Yeah, you heard me.
Got a problem with that? Don't make me send tentacle boy after you... (Just
kidding... -obviously-).

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    Halloween. It wasn't simply a day where you'd get to dress up in funky
costumes and get candy. It was a day that you'd get to dress up in FUNKY
costumes and get CANDY! (Subtle difference.)

    Young, innocent, pure minded Sakura. Hard working schoolgirl by day,
Cardcaptor by night. On this night she took a slight repreieve from her
usual night of catching Clow cards to dress up for Halloween, a western
custom. Her costume of choice: an 'Ash Ketchum' outfit. Sure, she wasn't a
boy, but hey, it's the 21st century, y'know?

    At the other side of town, brash, brave, and adventurous Ash Ketchum was
debating what he was going to wear for Halloween. Two outfits were presented
before him. One was a Pikachu outfit which the afforementioned Pokemon
thought looked -nothing- like him, but the one that Ash REALLY wanted to
wear was a -slightly- different costume. It was pink and frilly, and didn't
look like it was quite his size, but it did have this really cute wand, and
beside it was a book. The book wasn't really a book, it was more of a prop
just for show, but on it was the name 'Clow'. The entire outfit was a
hand-me-down from Misty, as she had worn the outfit last year. Sure, Ash
wasn't a girl, but hey, it's the 21st century, y'know?

    So, needless to say, both afforementioned people decided to wear the
afforementioned outfits, and started walking through their respective towns
to do some righteous trick or treating. The various neighborhoods they
stopped at gave mixed impressions, ranging anywhere from "how cute" in
Sakura's case, to "What kind of family do you live with anyway?" for Ash.
Ash found that his outfit wasn't getting him a whole lot of candy... except
for one house in Juuban where a greenish-blue haired girl and a blond haired
tomboy practically gave him an entire bowlful of candy. The two girls acted
awfully close. Ash just figured they were cousins... ...or something. "Keep
it in the family", the saying goes. Sure, inbreeding may not be a popular
concept, but hey, it's the 21st century, y'know?

    Eventually, somewhere near Nerima, Sakura and Ash met. Their jaws
dropped as they saw each other in their respective costumes, and figured
that it had to be some sign of fate, the kami, or the llama that they were
supposed to hang around together. One thing they had to take care of though
was to get the getups right. So, after going to a nearby co-ed restroom and
spending in excess of four hours and twenty minutes in there doing things
which absolutely did NOT include kinky sex with the aid of butterfingers and
sugardaddys, they switched costumes and continued on their merry way. A few
zippers and buttons were missing or damaged in Sakura and Ash's costumes in
several key places due to Sakura and Ash being careless in taking them
off/putting them on. Several passers-by, namely a boy accompanied by a green
haired girl with tiny horns on her head, gave rather inquisitive
expressions, but they simply figured: Hey, it's the 21st century, y'know?

    Continuing right along, they noticed that it was getting late, due
mostly in part to them spending in excess of four hours and twenty minutes
in the public restroom doing something other than having hot steamy
chocolate covered sex. So they decide to wrap it up with just one more
house. As they knock on the door, they are horrified to see a large
tentacled 'creature' dripping with some sort of strange ooze emerge from the
household. The creature gave Sakura and Ash a lemon. The pair look at each
other blankly, then at the monster inquisitively.

    "No more blow-pops for you, kiddo. This is a [PG] rated fanfic." the
creature spoke. "That's as close to a lemon as yer' gettin."


   End.


    Author's note: I planned on writing something like this for April Fools,
but I couldn't wait that long, so Halloween was good enough for me. The tags
aren't misleading, mind you... just literal. ^v^ Aside from the mere mention
of the word 'sex', this fanfic is actually quite sanitary. Oh, and to anyone
who viewed this story in the hopes of reading a real Sakura/Pokemon lemon,
shame on you! <sticking out tounge> ^v^

    If you liked this fanfic, see a therapist. Quickly. However, if you
didn't like this fanfic, it's not my fault that you can't take a joke. ^v^



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