"Ha ha ha I am not the greatest and cutest scientific genius
in the universe for nothing! " cried Washu. Throwing a
bucket of cold Water in the visiting Ranma's face.
"I have figured out what is so unusual about you! "
The now female Ranma turned his head and slapped the
so-called genius in the face. He hit her hard enough that
she flew out of the window and into the lake. Then when she
had returned he sarcastically commented " I hope you learned
that throwing water in peoples faces isn't polite and not to
do it anymore, oh great not so smart genius."
Washu flashed some kind of control device pressing a button
and Ranma turned into a Kappa! "Ha HA! she replied Don't try
to tell your superiors what not to do, young idiot."
Kappa Ranma then reached into his backpack and pulled out a
several two gallon thermos. After reading the labels he
selected one and opened it and poured a few ounces onto
Washu's head before resealing the bottle. Washu promptly
turned into a little black and white terrier. She ran out of
the room Yapping in a high pitched voice.
Kappa Ranma then selected another of the thermos bottles and
poured it on her head. The cold water caused a fight between
what Washu had done to him and the power of Jhusenkyo.
Jhusenkyo won and the Kappa turned into a red headed girl.
She then sealed the cold water thermos and opened another
filled with hot water and turned herself into the male
Ranma. Putting all of the bottles back into the pack and
sealing it.
Ranma then said in a quiet voice " well I hope that teaches
a lesson to the spoiled little brat. Ranma Saotome Doesn't
Lose! " The rest of the Masaki's
Facefaulted into the food. Ranma then continued to eat and
commented on the deliciousness of the food.
Tenchi finally asked "What happened to Washu?" Ranma replied
that he had given her a taste of her own medicine by turning
her into an real dog. That'll teach her not to claim to be
the cutest red head in the universe!"...
This story ain't got no moral, this story ain't got no
sense.
Old folk song.
--
Rick Robinson
RICHARDROBINSON@prodigy.net
If violence is not solving your
problems you're just not using enough of it.
Misato
"I guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at heart.
I refuse
to accept a no-win scenario. I hate the thought of a
universe without
justice. If the maneuverings of dark powers can't be
exposed and
defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point in
anything. I
can't believe that."
-- Benjamin Hutchins
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