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From: "Cute Kitsune Kaydee" <fox1@colla.com>
To: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>
Sent: Tuesday, October 09, 2001 7:50 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Ranma] [Star Wars Xover] De Man Arrives

We see an empty room.  The walls have a metallic sheen on them, and are
completely bare, except for one.  That one has a large view port encased

in

it, showing the vastness of space outside the room.  The stars twinkled,

as

if they were winking at what was about to happen in the room.  A large

black

chair lies in the middle of the room.  It is facing away from us and out

the

view port.

[Star Wars theme starts playing]

The chair swivels around, revealing a blonde-haired man dressed entirely

in

black.  He stood up and raised his left hand.  In it was a strange type of
gun, one that looked far more complex than any available on Earth.  The
other hand held a metal cylinder with a switch on the end.  The man

thumbed

the switch, and the end of the cylinder shot out a green beam of light.

The

light stopped growing once it reached a length of about a meter and a
quarter.  The blade hummed as the man waved it around through the air.

Where is this occuring? If it was at the second Death Star, then Luke
was either in a state of rage (when he first called his lightsaber to him),
or it was during his battle with Darth Vader. In either case, the Rebels
would have won anyway, as the end result on Endor ensured that. Luke
would be mourned as a lost hero of the rebelion though.

If it was before then, but after Han Solo was rescued, some of the
complications that held the rebels back might not have happened.

If it was after the Battle of Endor, well, anything might happen back
in Luke's home dimension...

[Star Wars theme trails off]

The man is surprised as a very black hole suddenly materializes under him.
He drops his weapons and the lightsaber turns off as soon as it leaves his
hands. The weapons fall through the hole and disappear and the man , with

a

very Wile e. Coyote type look on his face , drops through the hole and
follows them. The hole closes up after he is gone. Another hole opens on a
distant planet. Luke Skywalker falls out of that hole above a valley full

of

springs. He falls in a pool and stands up. He feels very different. He

looks

shorter too.

A fat bald man comes up and says , "Oh very sorry Mr. Customer you fall in
Spring of drowned Girl. Whoever fall in spring take body of young girl.

See

Mr. Customer , you is young girl now understand. So sorry sir but curse is
permanet since Musk Dynasty drop Chisuaton(sp) in Pool. There is really

well

no way to change back to your other form ever."

Only if the bucket was actually in the pool at the time, and the kettle
had been destroyed. Mind you, the kettle might be missing again...

^_^

Luke-chan looks down at herself and sighs.

AN : This's intended as a serious work , luke's curse is forever.

It already was serious, even without the curse being permanent.
Luke Skywalker has no way to return home under his own
abilities (The Nanban Mirror has probably already been destroyed
by this point).

Tangent

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