At 07:06 10/5/2001, Firethorn wrote:

>  "Mooo."

I agree!  I agree!  Pantsu needs to be a girl for a while too!!!!

Idea:  Maybe a better form of bait for Happi?  A girl named pantyhose would be an irresistable target for The Happosai.

       No lie.. this one's SO obvious, I wonder if it's just a
bit of MIS-direction on Rob's part.

>  "Forgot your towel, Lady Godiva."

I'm a little sheltered, who's Lady Godiva?

       Legendary English heroine. Legend has it that when her
husband raised the local taxes to impossibly high levels,
she pleaded for the poor. His (joking) reply was that if she
was willing to ride through the town stark naked, he'd refrain
from raising the taxes. His thought was that she'd never have
the courage to do so, and by showing her that she wasn't brave
enough to stand against him, she'd STOP all these silly thoughts
of being kind to the lower classes.

       Unfortunately for him, he'd given his word before God,
or so the story goes. Then, to his shock, surprise and horror,
that's exactly what Lady Godiva did. Mounting a white horse, and
clad only in her long blond hair, she rode through the town.

       As a mark of respect and love for her, every person in
town closed the shutters on their windows and turned away,
refusing to look. The only exception was a local pervert who
insisted on looking and was supposed to have been struck blind.
This man's name was said to be Tom, and this is where we get
the expression "Peeping Tom" from.

>  Ryoga felt a little better now that she was dressed.  True, Ranma
> had stuck her in female undergarments again, but the t-shirt (with a
> picture of a madly grinning Goku on it) and denim shorts were far
> preferable to a skirt any day.  In her opinion anyhow.

Perfect Ranma T-shirt.  I'm sure that Ranma would love DB(Z).
He's just upset he can't keep his ki high enough to actually fly.

       Dammit, man, don't give Kenko any ideas!!! ^_^

>  "After that thing with the demon?  Yup.  Said she'd try one just
> to see why we wear them, and because she got a bit flustered when she
> learned why Daisuke was sitting so damn close to the court recently."

Demon?  Wear of something?  I think I'm lost here.  And what's up with Hilda and Mousse?  Or have all the Vikings left?

       Two (or was it three?) chapters ago, Happy returned for a
visit and summoned a demon who looked like Pauly Shore. (Now THAT'S
truly hideous, no?) This demon stole ALL of the girls outer clothing, leaving them in panties and bra only. Unfortunately for Shampoo, she
wasn't WEARING a bra..

       Meanwhile, Daisuke's noticed that when Shamps goes for a
high leap to spike the ball during a volleyball game, if you're
sitting close enough, you can see right up the bottom of her T-shirt
with a clear view of her tits.

>  Ranma thought furiously.  "Well, I can get some Instant
> Nannichuan from Cologne and you can see for yourself--"

Great idea!

>  "No way, Ranma.  NOT an option."

Karma, Nabiki, Karma.  Plan on not having to wear a top for at least a day

       Oh, yes.. this MUST happen. Perhaps with Nodoka-chan's help?
If Ranma's undergoing girl days, and Nabiki's interfering, why
NOT give the meddler a little taste of what it's like to have three
legs for a day or two? Speaking as a guy, I would REALLY like to
have certain females understand that sometimes IT can think on it's
own, no joke.

>  There were in that part of Nerima two major high schools.  One
> was Furinkan, where the pervasive oddness of the area seemed to be
> doubled.  The other was St. Herbereke, which actually tended to have
> a somewhat lower stangeness index-- but what there was was mostly
> named Kodachi Kuno.
>
>  However, that had taken a sudden upswing as said gymnast walked
> into the changing room to meet a group of girls united in shock, the
> various lockers torn apart, items of clothing strewn about.  "What
> happened HERE?"  she demanded.
>
>  And one girl raised her hand, and replied, "A monster stole our
> underwear."

The Happosai's back!   I thought he wasn't in Nermia?

       It's not Happosai. I'm just guessing here, but given Happy's
obvious perverted pride in his reputation, the quickest way to get
him to come to you (short of becoming a woman and prancing through
the streets of Nerima dressed only in the latest from the Victoria's
Secret catalog) would be to start stealing panties _YOURSELF_.

       Happi would tolerate NO rivals. He'd immediately return to
defend his reputation as Champion Panty Thief of Tokyo. (Assuming
he was ABLE to return, that is.. injury, being trapped in a cave,
being stuck in Antarctica, things like that might slow him down a
bit. Heh.)

       So... possibly a spoiler here, but I'd say that the 'monster'
really IS a monster. As in a certain Yak-boy. Stealing panties in
the hope that Happi will return to confront him.

>  (There is no hope for it.  Like it or not, I shall have to ask
> the aid of that peasant Akane Tendo and the red headed strumpet who
> shares my Ranma-sama's name.)

And at least they've shown proper regard towards the defeat and punishment
of perverts.  Even if the strumpet is also an exhibitionist.

       Nothing wrong with exhibitionism. I remember this one time
at the top of the Aldstat Castle in Nuremburg, late on Halloween
night when my beloved Tasha and I.. *cough*cough*

       Well, anyway, nothing wrong with a little gratuitous nudity
on occasion. Helps keep the blood pumping. ^_^

>  "Yeah.  Hmm... I'm half tempted to get a packet and a disposable
> camera... who knows, I might make a few bucks of beefcake photos."

Oh My God!  Ranma's grown a brain.  Nabiki watch out!

       Heh. reminds me of that scene in.. "The Nature of the Curse"
I think it was, where one of Akane's friends got wet panties over
Akane's cursed male form, before she learned that it WAS Akane.

Firethorn.

       And there you go, Fire.. hope that helped.

       Ed Becerra

       "Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal..."

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