----- Original Message -----
From: "Saotome Genma" <saotome_genma@hotmail.com>
To: <ffml@anifics.com>
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2001 1:55 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Ranma][Spamfic] Reasons to be Careful

I'm feeling sorry for myself with a cold.  So in a blatent attempt to
gather sympathy I'm grumbling about it to the FFML. ;-P

And, in a blatent attempt to appease the author: Aaaaaawwww!

^_^

In the meantime here's a snippet that didn't quite fit with the fics I've
got underway so far.  It's probably all I'll get written today until I'm
feeling a bit better.

This has the same setting as "The way out" mini-fic etc.

Itsy-bitsy-LIME warning: This spamfic may be unsuitable for children.

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  Soun rolled over in his bed and bumped into something soft.  "Are you
asleep yet, dear?"  He asked quietly.

  "No.  We _did_ go to bed a little early tonight," Kimiko replied with a
mischevious grin.  "Maybe you can think of something to do while we're
waiting to feel sleepy?"

  "A nice game of Go?" Soun asked.

  "We don't seem to have a board, dear," she replied.

  "How about a game of strip poker?" He asked with an exaggerated leer.

O.O

  Kimiko shook her head. "Sorry - that just won't do at all!" She informed
him, with a hint of regret.

  "Why not?  I've got a pack of cards here, somewhere."

  "Maybe," Kimiko replied with mock disappointment in her voice, "but I
don't have any clothes." Kimiko pulled off the duvet to drive her point
home leaving Soun momentarily lost for words.

O.O;;

  It was a beautiful body, Soun had no doubt about that, but it wasn't
the one he had married.  Putting his doubts firmly behind him, and trying
to forget all the times Ranma had accidently exposed himself in front of
him, Soun leaned over the bed.

  Kimiko moaned under him as they kissed, then the door opened with a
slam.

  "Daddy! What are you doing with my RANMA!?" Akane cried, a large wooden
mallet appearing in her hand.  "Pervert!" *Crash* "Hentai!!" *Smash*
"BETRAYER!!" *Crunch*.

O.o

Betrayer? Who's Akane yelling at, Soun or 'Ranma'?

  The last thing Soun saw was Akane shrouded in her battle aura, red mist
rising off her mallet as she left him for dead.

  The last thing Soun heard was his wife's terrified scream and ...

  "RANMA NO BAKA!"

...

  *Ga-AAH!* Soun gasped as he sat up abruptly in his bed, sweat pouring
from his body.  Across the room, in a separate bed, Kimiko woke up.

  "It's alright, dearest.  It's just a nightmare." Kimiko reassured her
husband.  "Do you want me to come over to keep you company?"

  "N-No!" Soun exclaimed.  Separate beds, he decided, were definitely in
order for now.

SOUN (mumbling to self): "Maybe seperate rooms, or even houses... Perhaps
Akane would like a nice visit with our cousins in the country?"

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Author's Notes

  A number of people have suggested that Mrs. Tendo need to get back to
'full relations' with her husband.  The above spells out one reason I feel
this would be a bad idea at the moment. ^_^

I like it! You should work this dream scene in somewhere.

After you are feeling better of course...

^_^

Tangent

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