[Ranma][Fanfic] Haishin - Prologue
By: Aru Sahni
Hi everybody, this is my first fanfiction. Now, let me say in advance,
this is going to be a Ranma+Kasumi series. Don't get me wrong, I
don't hate Akane, it's just that I think there are too many R+A fics
out there, and I've been reading a lot of anti-Akane stories too.
I'm posting this fic on the CoRK, FFML, RAAC, fanfiction.net, and my
website.
Email your comments, suggestions, and flames to madlib007@att.net .
Now, on with the fic!!!
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Haishin - Prologue
By: Aru Sahni
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It appears to be a normal day in Nerima, but, unknown to our pig-tailed
hero, change is in the air....
It all started after he returned from detention:
"That baka Ryoga," he mumbled,"... showing up in the middle
of class. Not only did P-chan trash the room, but he also had to hit Ms.
Hinako with a small Shi Shi Hadouken. Stupid ki vampire drained me dry.
Then after I got a detention for something I didn't do <A.N. All violent
activity in Nerima is blamed on Ranma>, that violent tomboy tells me to
stop picking on poor Ryoga... and I thought Mousse was blind. When I
see that pig again, he's gonna get it."
Stepping into the dojo he is immediately yanked outside by a
nervous looking Nabiki <A.N. which is surprising because this is Nabiki
we're talking about>.
"What can I *do* for you, Nabiki?", he said sarcastically.
"Ummmmm... I kinda lost some money on some long-term investments,
so I need you to go visit Kuno and get his payments for this month in
advance... in this form." She dumps a glass of cold water on him,
triggering
his transformation. "Uh uh... no way I'm gonna do that..." Nabiki starts
to
pout, "Please Ranma-kun, I work so hard to do all this but no-one seems to
understand the importance of my little projects... I'm so hurt" Ranma,
being
the sucker that he is, gives in, "Alright, jeez, I'm sorry Nabiki, I just
tired.
Let me drop my stuff off in my room, and I'll go." <Sucker> thought
Nabiki.
"Oh, and Ranma?" "Nani?" "Here are some other clients I need you to
collect
from." *hands him a thick book titled: Tokyo, all districts*. "Sure
thing." he
replied, which earned a sigh of relief from Nabiki, "... just let me put
my stuff
in my room." and he then jumped up the stairs.
Reaching the guest room Ranma drops his stuff on the floor, and
is about to leave when the second Tendo daughter blocks his way and says
"I
bet you can't jump from the window onto the street".
This comment made Ranma very suspicious. He was not the
brightest of all people, but he's not stupid either. <Nabiki's making a
bet she's
gonna lose, she's sick, or she's plotting something>
"Anou... nahh, I don't feel like it." he said. "How about if you jump
I'll erase your debt, which is currently �5125". Now he knew something
was
wrong. The tightwad Nabiki was offering to erase a debt, it must be the
end of
the world. So, in an amazing display of courage the pig-tailed martial
artist
ducked under her arm. At that very moment Kasumi called up the stairs,
saying,
"Nabiki-chan there's someone who wants an extension on line 1." "Sure
thing
sis!!!" she yelled having Yen signs replace every thought in her head.
When she
left, Kasumi again called out, "Ranma, tell Akane she has a call on line
2!"
"Sure thing, Kasumi!!!" he shouted and went to the door with the wooden
duck.
<I hope the tomboy doesn't mallet me. She's getting better, but my head
can't take it much more>.
Raising has hand to knock, Ranma hears strange sounds coming
from behind the door. Placing his ear to the wood he realizes the sounds
are
really ecchi. Without knocking, he swings the door open and says, "Akane,
Kasumi wa--NANI?!" Ranma's sentence was halted by what he saw. In
front of him was a tangle of very naked flesh, bed sheet and clothing.
Just then Kasumi showed up saying "Ranma, what's wrong?
I heard you-- OH MY!" and promptly fainted.
Finally voice is heard from the flesh asking, "A-chan, are they gone?"
Akane, having regained her senses says, "YOUR THE GREAT MARTIAL
ARTIST, YOU TELL ME, RYOGA"!!!" Ranma, when he saw who it was,
followed Kasumi's example and fainted. Then Nabiki popped her head in and
said, "Oh my!" which received questioning glances from the two. "What?
Someone had to say it..."
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End of Prologue
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Whew, that's it for now. Tell me if there are any mistakes...
Haishin means betrayal, infidelity
I'm planning to write some Ranma+(Ukyo/Nabiki/Shampoo) fics also.
Especially Shampoo. I don't see much of those around.
--
Yatta! I finally managed to get the second in my series out!!! Thanks
to all the people who took the time to review it. The next one will
take longer to get out because school is starting. I've already
handwritten the next two chapters.
I'm posting this fic on the CoRK, FFML, RAAC, fanfiction.net, and my
website
Email your comments, suggestions, and flames to madlib007@att.net .
Now, on with the fic!!!
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Haishin - Chapter 1
By: Aru Sahni
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5 minutes later, the one known as Ranma Saotome sat up (in his male
form) quickly and screamed, "P-Chan, you're dead!!!" but was
immediately silenced by a mallet.
"Don't you talk about Ryo-chan like that Ranma."
"What!!! You know he's P-chan"
"Of course, I'm not stupid."
"B-but how? When?"
"It all started when..."
---Flashback---
"PIG!" Onna Ranma yelled, "I try to be nice and what do I get?!" She
then hits the pig in the head with a shower basin. The frightened pig
runs
to Akane.
"Coward! Hiding behind a girl!" The pig, in reaction to this, snorts
and
leaps at Ranma, who slams the animals head into the ground.
"Stinking pig! I said let's talk it out!!!"
"Stop it!!!" Akane yells, grabbing Onna Ranma's chest. Picking up the
swine, Akane asked, "Are you ok?" When she saw the state the page was
in she said, "Poor thing. Let's go."
"Hey! Where are you taking that pig?"
"To bed with me..."
'To-to-to... Wait a second, that pig is--"
Akane kissed the pig saying "Ah, that's a good boy, don't cry"
"Aaaaahhh!!!"
"What?"
"Idiot, see if I care"
---Later on that night (before Ranma sneaks in)---
"I can't believe Ranma, picking on such a cute little piglet. What's he
got
against widdle ol' you?"
"Here's some tea to help you sleep, Akane"
"Thanks oneechan, goodnight"
"Goodnight sis"
Akane starts to pour her tea, and suddenly drops the kettle, splashing
the pig, which transforms into a naked young man.
"AAHHHHH!!! RYOGA NO HENTAI!!!" she screams and tries to
hit the lost boy with her mallet, but he catches it just as he is about to
be
sent on an all-expense-paid trip to lala land via Akane Airlines.
"Please, let me explain Akane!"
"You've got 30 seconds" she icily replied, giving off an awesome battle
aura.
Ryoga explains how he followed Ranma to China, got curse, and the
events that night. "...So he chased me down the hallway and the rest
is history."
Hoping Akane believed him, he glanced over, and saw she was still
generating a powerful red aura. <Crap... looks like *I'm* history>
"THAT BAKA!!! HOW COULD HE DO SOMETHING LIKE
THAT TO YOU? I'LL KILL HIM UNTIL HE DIES FROM IT!!!"
"Ummm... Akane?!"
"WHAT?!"
Ryoga winced "Look, we both want to get back at Ranma. How about,
instead of beating him up, we attack him on the psychological front..."
"You mean tease him, or something like that?"
"Hai." *both think for a while, suddenly Akane perks up*
"Eureka! By Jove, I've got it, Watson..."
"Huh?"
"Sorry, I really have to stop watching late night gaijin TV shows."
"Oh, what's your idea?"
"Simple. He knows about your curse, but thinks that I don't. We
can exploit this."
"But how?"
"I'll treat you like I would a pet, I'll even sleep with you" *Ryoga's
nose
starts to bleed* "Not that way you pervert!"
"Oh."
---End Flashback---
"That's all fine and dandy, but when did you two start to *ahem* you
know, sleep together?"
"Oh, one day I asked Ryoga If he wanted to spar, he said yes. Well,
one thing led to another, and before you knew it we were --"
"Bonking each other like crazed rabbits in heat."
"Nabiki!!! Stop putting words in my mouth"
"How come I've never caught you?" "We always do this when you're in
detention"
"Each time?!"
"Yeah man, do ya really think I'd disrupt your classes for no reason?"
Ryoga said.
"I am going to wipe the floor with you, pork breath"
"Stop acting so high and mighty, Ranma. After all he *is* better hung
than you are..."
"I-I-I thought we had something special."
"You're right, I hated you then and I hate you now."
Then Ranma hears snickering. Turning to Nabiki he says, "You! Why
didn't *you* tell me?"
"Point 1: You never asked. Point 2: Blood is thicker than Yen."
Turning back to Akane he asks, "What about our engagement? Your
*my* fianc�e."
"Not by choice, and what about your other engagements and fianc�es?"
"Youknow I don't love them, I-I..."
"A little late for that isn't it?" and with that Ranma was sent through
the
roof of the dojo and into LEO (Lower Earth Orbit).
During re-entry, Ranma had some time to think... he couldn't believe all
the
clues he had missed: Akane standing up for Ryoga when he comes over.
Always "missing" the hints Ranma was giving her. And there was also the
fact that Ryoga always managed to show up as he was getting close to
Akane.
"Man, I was so stupid." he thought, "What am I gonna do? I know I can't
return to the dojo because pops and Soun'll try and shove me off on Nabiki
or Kasumi."
**********Meanwhile, back at the ranch**********
"I really am disappointed in you, Akane. Cheating on your fianc�e like
that,
after he's done so much for you." Kasumi said.
"I don't give a flying fart about that baka. All he's done is treat me
badly,
whereas Ryo-chan's always been there for me." Akane replied.
Then Nabiki said, "Hey, sis, I'll tell you what: I'm going to sell this
tape of
Ranma saying he doesn't love his other fianc�es and give you a tenth of
the
profits."
Suddenly Soun burst in followed by a very angry looking Panda, "Oh
daughter, say it ain't so!"
"It is so. I love Ryoga here and have *been* with him. And Ranma knows
that." Then the phone started to ring.
"I'll get it!" Kasumi said as she ran into the kitchen. Both sides
waited
because they assumed that Kasumi would side with them. After all, her
opinion was very important. Instead, she ran out of the doorway saying
something about visiting Tofu-kun.
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Now, over the past few months, Kasumi has been visiting Dr. Tofu when
she realized her feelings towards the kind doctor. She was excited
because he had been on a two-month trip to Okinawa, and just returned.
Always-happy Kasumi walked down the streets of Nerima, focused on
one thing only: Tofu. Because of this she missed a red blur slam into a
pile
of trash in the alley.
"Baka tomboy." he mumbled, picking trash out of his hair. "She's so
kawaiikune that... aw man, who am I fooling. Oh well." his train of
thought
is cut off as his stomach growls. "Man, am I hungry. I'll go to
Uchhan's.
She'll help me"
Upon arriving at the okonomiyaki vendor's shop he sees Konatsu consoling
his friend. Ranma asks, "What's up, Ucchan?"
"Nothing much," she replies, "except you don't love me."
"Nani?"
"Nabiki sent me this tape recorded today of your statement. How could
you
not tell me to my face?!"
"But, Ucchan..."
"Don't you ever call me that again *Saotome*" with that she takes out her
battle spatula and chases her ex-fianc�e away.
*******************************************
Arriving at the clinic, Kasumi senses something different in the air.
This is
almost like a martial artists danger sense, but not as strong. Just then
the door
opened and there stood the doctor. But, instead of fogging up his
glasses, he
said, "Welcome, Kasumi-san, please come in."
In the background an SD Onna Ranma is being chased by an SD Ukyo with
a spatula, neko Shampoo, and an amorous Tatewakai Kuno.
Meanwhile the good doctor says, "Kasumi, please sit down. We need to
talk.
Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Why yes, Tofu-kun, you're not acting silly."
"Exactly, Kasumi, I have a confession to make. On my vacation, one of my
colleagues talked to me about my umm... romantic life, I brought your
name
up. He asked me to say more about you and describe my reaction to you.
When I did, he immediately came to a conclusion: You are a succubus. At
first I didn't believe him, because you are very kind and reserved, but he
gave
me such a convincing argument that I ended up agreeing with him. He then
introduced me to one of his sister's friends, and we got engaged a couple
of
weeks later. I called you here to tell you I will no longer see you, or
consider
you a friend, all thanks to my future brother-in-law Koijiro Kuno."
Kasumi's reaction to his statement was as follows. First; when he
brought her
up as a romantic interest she blushed, happy that she had managed to get
through to the naive doctor. This blush immediately vanished when she was
called a succubus, and was replaced by a faintly glowing red battle aura.
After Tofu said that he ended up agreeing with the man, she pulled out the
Tendo family honor blade. And finally, when he told her that he was
engaged,
she started to sharpen and polish the sword.
"So, you're saying that I am a succubus." Kasumi said in an unusually
calm voice.
"Why, yes." Tofu replied. Then there was a blinding flash and the sound
of metal
being drawn. When the Tofu Ono regained his eyesight, Kasumi was gone.
"Well, she took that better than I expected," he remarked, shuffling
papers around
on his desk, which immediately fell apart into clean halves. "Oh my!" he
said.
Stepping out of the clinic Kasumi bursts into tears and runs in a random
direction.
As she ran, her thoughts were of Tofu and his betrayal.
After a while of running she noticed it was raining. <All the better>
she thought;
<now no one will know that I've been crying. After all, it's not proper
for a young
woman like me to cry. I am the pillar of the Tendo household.>. But
Kasumi
knew that she had to get indoors, otherwise she'd get sick. Looking
around,
she spied a small temple, and stepped in.
*******************************************
Hmmm... What'ya suggest we do with this Bast?"
"We *can* tweak their emotions slightly or--"
"Hey Venus, Bast! Whassup?!"
"Urd, your drunk *again*?"
"No, I'm just a little nauseous" Urd replies as she throws up into the
pool of water
they were using to watch the events described in this fanfiction.
"Oh crap"
"Ditto... I hope we didn't do too much damage to that timeline."
"Flip for who tells the boss." Lightening strikes the ground, leaving a
message:
<"I ALREADY KNOW">
"We're screwed"
"Yeah."
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End of Chapter 1
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I'm sorry, I couldn't help putting the theme of divine intervention in
there.
I got the idea of those two plotting together after I read Rain, my
favorite
Ranma/AMG crossover.
I have a new-found respect for the fanfiction writer, because its hard to
sit at
the computer and type.
--
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website
Email your comments, suggestions, and flames to madlib007@att.net .
Now, on with the fic!!!
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Haishin - Chapter 2
By: Aru Sahni
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Kasumi stepped out of the temple, and walked towards the Tendo Dojo.
She felt much better after a round of praying. Suddenly she heard a
primal scream of terror... "OH MY!" she exclaimed as she turned around
and caught sight of a huge cloud of dust, descending over the whole
city. Forgetting about her troubles, she ran like a madwoman through
the winding streets of Nerima. It was times like this that she wished
she was a roof-hopping martial artist.
Kasumi knew that the dust cloud was going to get her before she could
make it home, so she frantically looked for shelter. Everyone had the
doors and windows locked, so that option was gone. Just then she caught
sight of a bridge. Putting on a sudden burst of speed, she jumped under
the bridge, just as the cloud caught up with her.
*********************************************************
"...So if I tweak this slightly to the left, and turn this dial to
puree... you should be able to view that timeline. Ah! Done! Ladies,
behold my newest invention: The 'Skuld Scryer Mark IV'!!!"
"Whoa! Thanks Skuld"
"No problem Venus." the goddess of the future replied, "I have to make
amends for that old hag's behavior, since she happens to be my
sister..."
Urd snaps out from unconsciousness, "Hey! I heard tha-ACK!" but is
immediately silenced by the business end of Skuld's debugging mallet.
"Now let's see what's happened, Bast"
"Right-o"
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Ranma was in his favorite moping spot. He came here, when there were
rivals and angry fianc�es after him, to cool down. His life sucked.
<Maybe,> he thought, <I should try and find mom... or, if worse comes to
worse, there's always this tanto which pop carries around.> His train
of thought crashes as he gets knocked over by someone.
Kasumi wasn't expecting someone to be under the bridge, so when she
collided with the person she was surprised. The eldest Tendo daughter
and the stranger stumbled down the slope, and landed in a very
"interesting" position. <Oh no! I think I am going to be raped...>
She shuddered in fear as she thought of what was going to happen to her.
Throughout all of this, she had her eyes squeezed shut. Then, Kasumi
heard the stranger clear his throat. <Here's the part where he
threatens me to stay quiet>.
"Kasumi!" the stranger exclaimed, "What're you doing here, what's
wrong, you're shaking?"
Recognizing the stranger's voice, she immediately gave him a glomp
which would make Shampoo jealous.
"Ranma!"
"What's wrong?" the martial artist replies in a strained voice.
"Its... nothing important. There's just a huge dust cloud heading
towards us!"
Ranma looked out from under the bridge, and, sure enough, there was a
huge wall of dust enveloping the end of the bridge. "Chikusho... Looks
like we'll have to wait until it passes."
"Hai."
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"HAHAHA! Great idea Bast."
"Yeah, the ol' stranded trick works every time."
"What about that one time Akane and Ranma were left by themselves in
the house?"
"Shut up! It's all Ryoga's fault. He always interferes with my Ranma
+ Akane plans."
"So watcha guys doin'?" Skuld asked.
"Manipulating mortals."
"Ooooo... sounds like fun. Can I give it a try?"
"Sure, I don't see a problem with that. Do you Venus?"
"Nope."
"Go ahead, lets see if you have what it takes to be a matchmaker."
<...> Urd happily dreamed of pools of sake.
***Meanwhile, at the Tendo School of Anything Goes***
A very emotional Soun is crying on Genma-Panda's shoulder.
"Wahhhhhhhh, Saotome, our schools will never be joined. Oh how
ungrateful our children are."
[When he gets home, that boy's going to get it]
"Mr. Saotome, isn't Ranma a better Martial Artist than you?"
[Did you hear something, Soun?]
"No, Genma."
[We must come up with a plan to marry my son to your daughter.]
"But daddy, I'm in love with Ryoga."
[Boy, these flies sure are getting loud.]
"I'll say." The two huddle together for a minute.
"We've got it!"
"It's Soun's" [and Genma's] *splash* "Operation: 'Re-engage Ranma'!"
***Meanwhile***
A huge shadow takes form in the dust cloud... What's happening? Tune
in next time for 'Skuld's Monster' or 'Haishin: Chapter 3.
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End of Chapter 2
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Whew, that's it for now. Tell me if there are any mistakes...
Haishin means betrayal, infidelity
This is more comedy than romance at this point, but it'll work out.
The rest of the series (after the next chapter) will be all Ranma (I
think).
--
Chapter 3. Its the longest by far. I originally planned for this to be
two chapters, but couldn't find the right place to split it.
Note the change in my website address.
I'm posting this fic on the FFML, RAAC, fanfiction.net, CoRK
(http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/KasumiandRanma/), and my
website: http://home.att.net/~madlib007/index.htm.
Email your comments, and suggestions to madlib007@att.net .
Many people have sent me flames and criticized me for not using
the canon storyline, and doing what I did to Tofu and Akane.
Well, guess what: I wrote this fanfiction for people who have open
minds when it comes to fanfiction. Just how many R/A & K/T fics
can you have out there? Writing fanfiction is meant to be fun, for both
the author and the readers. If the reader doesn't like what he/she
reads, then they can do one of two things: Give me constructive
criticism to make the story better, or don't read it at all. The
former, I feel, is the better choice.
Now, on with the fic!!!
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Haishin - Chapter 3
By: Aru Sahni
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"Oooh, what did you put into that dust cloud, Skuld?
"The only monster which was suitable, a --"
"GIANT NAKED LLAMA!!!" *smash*
"Urd no baka. A giant dust bunny>
"Do you think it'll work?"
"Sure, I mean, Ranma's always doing this."
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"...So then Mousse throws water on us and Kuno comes out of nowhere,
spewing his usual crap about the pigtailed girl. Meanwhile, Shampoo is
in her cursed form, so I'm running away, one step from falling into the
neko-ken. Then Uccha- *Ukyo* manages to find me again. So, now, I'm
being chased across the rooftops by them, and am frantically searching
for a way to make a strategic withdrawal. Finally, getting an idea, I
head off to the baths, specifically the women's entrance. I make a mad
sprint and grab a hold of the top of the doorway, and flip up on the
ceiling, pressing myself to the plaster. They all end up running
straight under me, thinking I went through, Kuno and Mousse get beaten
senseless, and I immediately run towards the place where I come when
life becomes too chaotic."
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"Ummm... they're not doing anything, Skuld"
"Yeah, that monster has destroyed half of Nerima, and they are still
ignoring it."
"Don't worry, Ranma is bound to notice the destruction sooner or
later."
"Lets hope it's sooner and not later or we're in deep --"
*******************************************************
"So Tofu did that?"
"Yeah."
"I can't believe that the doc would lead you on like that. I'll beat
him senseless..."
"No, Ranma."
"... I'll put him in the double-reverse-twisted-pretzel-with-salt-and-
cheese..."
"... Ranma..."
"I'll shove his head where only a proctologist will be able to find
it."
"RANMA!!!"
"Nani?"
"I have a better idea."
"What is it?"
*******************************************************
"Oh crap... that bunny's attacking our local office."
"Stop that creature, Skuld"
"*sigh* Fine." Skuld pulls out a remote, with several buttons on it,
and is about to deactivate the monster, when Urd wakes up.
"Yatta! A TV remote thanks sis. My favorite soap is on." and snatches
the remote from her hand.
"No you hag, that's not a TV remote!!!"
"Sure it isn't" she replies sarcastically.
Skuld, able to think of only one thing to do, takes out her mallet and
flattens Urd. "There!"
"Ummm... you crushed the remote."
"I did?! No! That's the only thing which could stop it!"
We pan away from heaven, as the reader hears a cry of "URD! THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
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"So that's what we'll do?"
"Hai, Ranma."
"Great idea, Kasumi!" he exclaims, picking the Tendo up and embracing
her.
"Ranma-kun?"
"Huh?"
"Could you please put me down?"
"Gomen. Its payback time! But there still is the matter of -" Ranma is
interrupted by a giant rabbit's foot landing next to the bridge. He
runs out and yells, "Hey ugly!"
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"Phew, you're sooo lucky, Skuld."
"Yeah, Ranma's just saved your butt."
"No, I planned for all of this to happen."
"Sure, whatever..."
"Why you... are you mocking me?!"
"Ladies... chill out. This fight's gonna be good. Popcorn anyone?"
*******************************************************
"Hey ugly... Get outta here, a friend and I are talking and you
interrupted us-"
"Yes, shame on you Usagi-san!" Kasumi chided. "Now shoo!"
The dust bunny looks very hurt (who can stand an upset Kasumi?) and
disintegrates.
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*Thud* All of them facefault.
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" The clouds are gone, lets go, Ranma."
"Okay."
Tendo Kasumi and Saotome walked home in silence. Ranma was thinking of
to get the doctor back <No one hurts my Kasumi like that! Wait... *MY*
Kasumi?> he glances at the quiet, beautiful girl walking alongside him.
<Aw... jeez>. Kasumi, like many other females before her, had grown
quite attached to Ranma. There was something about him which attracted
women like flies. She imagined what it would be like to run a household
with him and their chil-- <No! It's not proper for me to think like
that about my sister's fianc�e... but, given the recent
circumstances...>
---10 minutes later at the Tendo School of Indiscriminate Grappling---
"Taidama!" Kasumi yells out as she steps through the doorway.
Unbeknownst to her, her foot has just pulled a tripwire. Ranma,
however, notices this and jumps to push Kasumi out of the way, yelling
"Kasumi, look out!" Unfortunately he doesn't get to her fast enough,
and they both end up in a net, hanging from the ceiling.
"Ohayo Kasumi-neechan" Nabiki replies.
"Ranma, you pervert! Get off my sister!!!" Akane yells as she raises
her mallet and bring it down with a resounding... *doink*
"Doink?" Nabiki asks, "Shouldn't it be *squish* or *splat*?"
"Yeah, it should be, but my mallets been out of whack (no pun intended)
lately."
"Oh, give it another try."
"Hey, shouldn't I have a say in this?" Ranma inquires.
"NO!!!" The two Tendos say together... *SPACK*
"Dammit, its still not right."
"You should take it in for a tune-up"
"Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me: I forgot that it needs one after
every 20,000 hits. I think it's at 2,023 right now."
---5 minutes later---
"Owww.... kawaiikune otemba, she doesn't have to hit so hard."
"Are you alright Ranma-kun?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, where's Akane?"
"She and Nabiki have gone shopping for a new titanium, drop-forged,
mallet. The ZXRS2000 with special retractable spikes, to be exact"
"What 'bout oyajii and your father?"
"Anou..."
"SON!!! HOW COULD YOU DISAPPOINT YOUR POOR FATHER
LIKE THIS?!!!"
"Like what? I didn't do nothing"
"EXACTLY, IF YOU HAD ONLY ACCEPTED AND
CONSUMMATED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH SOUN'S
DAUGHTER, I'D BE EATING AND SLEEPING ALL DAY..."
"Like you do right now?"
"AND NONE OF THIS WOULD EVER HAVE HAPPENED!!!"
Soun wails: "Wahhhhhhhh... Saotome, how can our children be so
ungrateful?!"
"I don't know, Tendo" he says, turning to Ranma: "Look what you've done
to Soun, boy. Apologize now!"
"No, I'm outta here." he then leaps out of the window, into the garden,
and into the kitchen, where Kasumi is preparing dinner.
"Ohayo Kasumi! Dinner smells great, as usual."
"Thanks, Ranma"
"Yeah, well, I need to talk to you about our plans. See me in the dojo
after dinner, please"
"Ok"
"Thanks" he says, and runs out.
---Dinner---
Dinner was very, tense, mostly because Ryoga was at the table. Then
finally Genma spoke up, "So, Ranma, have you decided who you will be
engaged to?"
"Yes, I have"
"And it's...?"
"No-one"
"You can't do that, its not honorable."
"Is what Akane did honorable?"
"Yes... no... That's not the point"
"The point is I'm not marrying Akane, or anyone else for that matter."
"But--"
"I'm outta here>" he says as he walks out of the dining room, and
towards the dojo.
"Excuse me" Kasumi said as she followed the pigtailed Martial Artist.
"Did I miss something?" Soun asked?
"Growf" Genma said.
"Ummm... Mr. Saotome, you're not in your cursed form." *splash*
[Happy?]
---Meanwhile---
Ranma stood at a training dummy, which was holding a wooden mallet and
bore a strange resemblance to a certain violent tomboy who we have come
to love/hate. "Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken!!!" He yelled as the dummy
was reduced to sawdust. <Now I see why Akane liked doing this>.
"Ranma?"
"Hi Kasumi, step into my office he says, gesturing to a spot next to
him. Shrugging, she complies.
"You said that you wanted to talk to me?"
"Yes, I have fine tuned our planned strike against Tofu and Nabiki."
Kasumi suddenly drops her calm expression, and takes up a
conspiratorial grin. "Good, what is it, and when are we going to do
it?"
"I heard Tofu's fianc�e is coming by to visit next week. That's when
we will strike on all fronts."
Kasumi smiled. Not the false, aloof smile which she uses with everyone
other than Ranma, but a smile which made Ranma think <Kawaii.>
====================================================
End of Chapter 3
====================================================
Wow! My longest chapter to-date!
Haishin means betrayal, infidelity
Finally, some good clean R/K action!!!
The rest of the series will be all Ranma (I think), unless you like the
goddesses. If you do, email me and I'll work 'em in. If ya want other
cameos,
ask.
This is the last full chapter which I have handwritten. Expect them to
come out at a much slower pace now. This was kinda late because I was
waiting for the RAAC to post chapter 2, but looks like they are having
problems (maybe its because of the WTC stuff?).
I need C&C to make this story good...
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