That Feeling....
By Lord Archive
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Onna-Ranma's brow curled in thought. This problem was too much for her
to deal with since she had no clue what was the cause. She needed help
to figure this out, as much as she hated to admit it.
But who to go to? Her father wouldn't have a clue. Soun, Ryoga and the
other guys would be in the same boat. Cologne would laugh at him.
Shampoo would try to use it to her advantage. Ukyou, well maybe, but she
didn't feel right about asking her. No way in hell would she ask her
mother. Nabiki was a worse idea. Kasumi helped with the last problem
like this, but there had to be someone who wouldn't embarrass her as
much.
Ranma's thoughts were side-tracked as she noticed someone approach.
Akane was walking toward her and stopped less than a meter away. Her
nose crinkled and seemed to want to say something but didn't.
Akane, Ranma thought back to what she had been thinking about. Sure she
would be embarrassed asking about this, but definitely not as bad as it
had been going to Kasumi. Hopefully Akane would understand and not call
her a pervert. "Akane, can I ask you something?"
Akane had stood there and was lost in thought about how to ask the
question on her mind. This was something you tend to avoid just blurting
out and saying it. She was a little relieved Ranma had said something.
"Ah, sure."
"Have you noticed how I've been smelling, um, awful lately... especially
when I'm a girl."
Akane reluctantly nodded, but a bit thankful that Ranma had brought it
up. She had been wondering if her fiance had taken to swimming in the
canal.
Ranma sighed with mixed emotion. "Well, it seems I have some type of
problem with my girl form."
"What problem is that?"
"Well, it just for some reason I, ah, well, um, started to stink, um,
down there." Ranma blushed deeply while pointing down her body.
"Your feet?" Akane asked hopefully. She didn't want to talk about THAT
part of her fiance's current anatomy.
"No, my cunt!" Ranma blurted and then turned redder than her hair.
"Ack!" Akane blushed as well. She didn't want to deal with this. She
shouldn't have to explain to certain female problems to her fiance.
Neither said anything in awkward silence. Akane wished Ranma would start
laughing say this was a joke, but he was a poor liar and his look was
too frightened and embarrassed to be a joke. If this was part of a trick
to get her to show Ranma her sex, there would be a funeral soon. "So...
you haven't been feeling, ah, fresh lately?"
Ranma nodded. "Have I been doing something wrong? I mean I don't know of
any girl that smells like this."
"Well, some girls never have that, ah, problem, while others have to use
special cleaners to, um, keep themselves clean."
"What are they?" Ranma asked with all sincerity.
Akane clucked. "It'll be best I show them to you.... It'll be easier to
understand that way." If this was a trick, Ranma was sooooo dead.
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Author's notes:
While I wrote this some time ago, I decided to use this to announce my
return to Ranma 1/2 fan-fiction. Soon I'll begin work on Second Chances
volume 3.
Those who follow my Slayers and Digimon fanficts, I haven't abandon
them. After RDD 16 is finished, I will be taking a break from Diaries to
focus on Slayers Reward, Digital War, and, of course, Second Chances.