Oh yeah! It's spamfic time!

*This is real short*

Characters are not mine, no matter how much I wish they were.

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     Ultimate Technique
    A Ranma Nibunnoichi 
            fanfiction
  By Seriumu Gojuuhachi
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In a dark forest somewhere near Tokyo, two figures stood above a pit in the ground, closed by a wooden door. One of them was a large man, the other was a small boy.

The older man looked down at the boy. "Are you prepared to learn this ultimate technique?"

The boy nodded his head happily. "Ah huh! I wanna learn it!"

The older man nodded, and then proceded to wrap the boy up in various phallic objects.

"Alright boy, go in there, and master the technique!"

The older man picked up the child, opened the pit, and threw the boy in. For the next twenty minutes, all that could be heard was a boy screaming, almost drowned out by the mass of wails and screeches.

Eventually the noise died down, and the man looked into the pit. Pulling the child out from the mass of bodies, he looked at his son. "Well, did you learn it?"

"I don't think so."

The old man sighed. "Alas, my poor son, Ryouga. Unable to master the onna-ken!"

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 The End
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Written because Ryouga is afraid of women. ^_^

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