I'm not going to get a story section finished this morning - so here's
an 'Ad Break' I'm going to use. (Don't read if you want it to be a
surprise later).

                       *** Commercial Break ***

(A busty blone haired actress is dressed as a white lab-coated
'scientist')

Scientist: Here at Laboratory H we investigate the products that make a
  difference to _you_.

(Camera pans back revealing a large window behind her opens onto a
huge futuristic room full of sparking electricity, flashing lights and
ominous shadows).

Scientist: We tried the best of the mainstream competition:-

(indicates bottle of tablets.  The obscuring 'Brand #1' label falls off
showing the Viagra label underneath)

  The best of alternative medicine:-

(A label with 'Homeopathic Drink' has been slapped on a small Perrier
bottle)

  And we put them into trial against _our_ brand.

(Camera angle changes, within the adjoining room can be seen Japanese
girls and boys in (or mostly out) of school uniform forming pairs and
larger groups.  The 'homeopathic' group appear to have just finished a
water fight and are licking each other dry.)

Scientist: And what did 9 out of 10 Japanese schoolgirls say about our
  brand - "Preparation T" ?

(Camera pans further and we see a huge mass of tentacles is molesting
a number of victims who scream and groan in helpless pleasure).

Lab Assistant: (Short, cute, brunette.  Flips through clipboard) Mostly
  they say "Oh, God!", "Aaah!", "Noo!!" and "I'm coming!!"

Scientist: Well, *aaah* it may not be *ooh* conclusive *Ah-haah* yet.
  (Lab assistant mumbles agreement - unable to talk as she is performing
  cunninlinguis on her superior).  More research *Ih-hii* required!!
  (The pair fall to the floor out of camera shot).

[Voice Over] Laboratory H - We're working for _you_.

                  *** End Commercial Break ***

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