This spamfic would've been better if you made use of exclamation marks and
perhaps a few capitalized words.  As is, it feels kinda of flat.  Observe:

WHAM!  "RANMA, YOU UTTER JERK!"

as compared to:

WHAM, "Ranma, you utter jerk."

Hopefully the first one feels a lot more aggressive than the second one, and
that you feel the punch (or mallet) more.

The one other suggestion is that you make the phrases surrounding the
punchline setup into ellipses ("There's just ONE problem with my
collection..." WHAM! "...they tend to get violent.") and so on.

Hope this helps a bit. ^_^

Lawrence

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