[Ranma][Lime][Fic](1/?) Training Kuno (A YARTS side story)

LIME CAUTION: This fan fiction is classified as a 'lime' although it's
just for one pretty tame conversation.  Later sections will be heading
into 'lemon' country for all-out pre-marital hanky-panky =^_^=

This is intended as part of the Yet Another Ranma Twin Story continuity,
however it could probably fit into just about any Ranma alterniverse.

This first part is short - I had promised myself that I wouldn't post fics
under 20kB.  However I've been pestered to get on with my work so this is
to keep people diverted for a bit. ^_^  The second part of this story
should be out very quickly, and the third part of the main story sometime
after that.

I've seen Nabiki paired with Kuno in fanfiction quite a bit, sometime they
seemed to get together because the author just wanted everyone to have a
'true love' partner.  This is not one of those stories ^_^

For whatever reason Nabiki has decided that she needs some, easily-led,
martial arts muscle ...

Training Kuno (A YARTS side story)

THE PROPOSAL

  "Well, what do you say?" Nabiki asked, holding her customary cool
despite what she had just suggested and her current circumstances.

  Kuno stood - deep in thought, his brows furrowed in concentration.

  "Kuno? What is your answer?"

  Coming to with a start, Kuno Tatewaki - Blue Thunder of Furinkan High -
replied, "My pardon Nabiki did you say something? I was considering how
best to advance my aims with the energetic Akane and the fair pigtailed
girl."

  Nabiki smiled and patted Kuno on the shoulder, actions that would have
screamed 'SOMETHINGS UP!' to anyone with half a brain.  "I can see you are
busy, perhaps I should visit you this evening, say 8pm.  As it happens
what I have to talk about does relate to your current endeavours."

  "Yes, yes I shall make sure the way is clear." Kuno said absentmindedly,
the small part of his brain currently assigned to practical matters made a
mental note to have a significant amount of cash to hand.

LESSON 1 - The second part of the recipe for Tiger Soup*.

  [* - As everyone knows the previous step is 'First catch your tiger']

  Nabiki arrived at the Kuno family mansion on time.  True to his word she
failed to set off pit traps, snares, poison gas or electric shocks when
she made her entrance. If she found the grand front door opening seemingly
by itself in front of her unnerving, it didn't show.

  Tatewaki Kuno's house was quiet, her slippered feet made only a slight
dent in the air of emptiness that was present - the building was well
cared for, but not well loved.

  "Welcome to my home, Nabiki." Kuno said, making a grand entrance to the
dining hall having been alerted to her arrival by some means. "What have
you brought for me today?"

  "Shall we discuss this in your room?" Nabiki asked. "If you don't think
I'm being too forward." She smirked.

  "Certainly." Kuno responded on automatic pilot - something was nagging
at the edge of his attention.  This wasn't the normal pattern, A - Meet
Nabiki; B - Exchange some pleasantries that Kuno did not normally remember
as he was caught up in anticipating; C - Receive tokens to represent and
nurture his true love of Akane, or recently the pig-tailed girl; D - Deal
with the unimportant matter of payment.  Elapsed time usually less than 30
seconds.

  In Kuno's bedroom, the walls carefully decorated with selected
photographs the best of which were in a candle-lit alcove with fresh-cut
flowers.  Nabiki turned to Kuno "A sweet and touching sight indeed." She
said, "Have you ever doubted your eventual success?"

  "Never!" He replied, "I shall nurture the strength of Akane and protect
the sweet, defenceless pig-tailed girl. It is my DESTINY."

  *Kra-KRACKA-THOOM*

  "Kuno, dear," Nabiki said, hiding her estimation of his beliefs easily
from long practice, "I'd like you to imagine something for me."

  Kuno nodded.

  "Your dreams have come true, it is the wedding night and Akane (or
possibly the pig-tailed girl) is in your home.  What will from then be the
home of both of you." (Kuno stands still - the pictures in his head more
real than his immediate surroundings) "The pig-tailed girl (or perhaps
Akane) will be yours alone." (In Kuno's mind Akane and the pig-tailed girl
skip happily by his side as he shows them around his house.  Above them
cherubim and seraphim shower the trio with red rose petals and cherry
blossoms)

  "What do you do next?" Nabiki finished.

  It took Kuno a while to respond. "Next?"

  Nabiki motions him to continue.

  "Why we shall live together, we will raise our children to the honourable
way of the true warrior." (In Kuno's mind he and his wives look down
beaming at a half-dozen mini-Kuno's wielding wooden training swords and
triggering mini-thunderstorms with their dramatic declarations*).

  [* - Now, isn't that a nice picture ^_^ ]

  Nabiki frowns, just slightly, "I think you've gone a little too far
ahead there.  Back to the wedding night, Akane (or possibly the pig-tailed
girl) walks up to you - her eyes wide 'Kuno-sama' she says, slowly
unfastening the ties of her wedding dress," Nabiki moves closer to Kuno
and whispers as she continues "'at last we can be together' your newly wed
bride continues, she's crying tears of happiness as she lifts the silk
dress over her head 'I want _you_, now, and for the rest of my life' she
exclaims as she removes her bra then slowly slips her panties down her
legs.  'Kuno-sempai, Take me!!'  What do you do then?"

  Kuno's imagination had reached the overload point well before the end of
Nabiki's question.  As the images passing in front of his minds eye passed
PG and kept going his body experienced a certain (perhaps inevitable)
physiological reaction.

  Nabiki jumped back in disgust, the sticky liquid covering the front of
her blouse.  "Dammit Kuno! That was my favourite shirt, couldn't you have
pinched your nostrils shut?"

  A short while later, Nabiki having been provided with a change of
clothing by Tatewaki Kuno from his absent sister, they sat down with a
cup of tea.

  "Do you perhaps see what my concern is, now?" Asked Nabiki.

  "The fates conspire against me, but I will overcome all obstacles! I
will let nothing stand in the way of the perfect happiness of Akane and
the pig-tailed girl in my arms!"

  Nabiki just looked at Kuno while he came back to the local approximation
of reality.

  "Yes I can see there might perhaps be some minor problems to overcome,
but I fail to see how you can help me." Kuno stated, his voice a little
flatter than normal - and his dignity dampened by the two wads of tissue
paper stuck in his nose.

  "Of course you fail to see - that's why people come to me with their
problems and requests not the other way round." Nabiki said, with her
trademarked 'Im-getting-money-from-you' smile.  "You simply need to train,
you didn't get your skill with the sword overnight you worked at it and
you continue to practice and improve."

  "Train? But how, I mean who, what??"

  "Leave that to me, I'll train you and in return ..." Nabiki trailed off.

  Kuno had reached that point in events where he was most certain of the
unfolding situation.  "How much?" He inquired pulling out the wad of
currency he had set aside earlier.

  "Oh, I don't want money*."

  [* - One of the better known signs of the final apocalypse]

  Kuno was more shocked by this than anything said by Nabiki earlier that
day.

  "You see I've come to need someone strong, skilled in fighting and
reliable." Nabiki said, and didn't add 'and someone who I can wrap around
my little finger'

  "I need protection from someone with some ability in the martial arts -
although not a match for you." She explained. "And you may need to defend
me in a proactive manner."

  "Proactive?"

  "Well," Nabiki said with a smile that promised trouble, "sometimes
you'll just have to defend me before I've been attacked."

  "I suppose that makes sense." Kuno agreed - not entirely sure what he
was agreeing to.

  "Good, because I just happen to have a contract for you to sign."

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