[FFML] [Fanfic] [Ranma] [Star Wars Xover] De Man Arrives

We see an empty room. The walls have a metallic sheen on them, and are completely bare, except for one. That one has a large view port encased in it, showing the vastness of space outside the room. The stars twinkled, as if they were winking at what was about to happen in the room. A large black chair lies in the middle of the room. It is facing away from us and out the view port.

[Star Wars theme starts playing]

The chair swivels around, revealing a blonde-haired man dressed entirely in black. He stood up and raised his left hand. In it was a strange type of gun, one that looked far more complex than any available on Earth. The other hand held a metal cylinder with a switch on the end. The man thumbed the switch, and the end of the cylinder shot out a green beam of light. The light stopped growing once it reached a length of about a meter and a quarter. The blade hummed as the man waved it around through the air.

[Star Wars theme trails off]

The man is surprised as a very black hole suddenly materializes under him. He drops his weapons and the lightsaber turns off as soon as it leaves his hands. The weapons fall through the hole and disappear and the man , with a very Wile e. Coyote type look on his face , drops through the hole and follows them. The hole closes up after he is gone. Another hole opens on a distant planet. Luke Skywalker falls out of that hole above a valley full of springs. He falls in a pool and stands up. He feels very different. He looks shorter too.

A fat bald man comes up and says , "Oh very sorry Mr. Customer you fall in Spring of drowned Girl. Whoever fall in spring take body of young girl. See Mr. Customer , you is young girl now understand."

Luke-chan looks down at herself and screams.

AN : This's intended as a serious work , luke's curse is permanent.