The  characters  of the Ranma 1/2 universe  are  the
creation   and   possession  of  the  brilliant   Rumiko
Takahashi.  They  belong  to Rumiko  Takahashi  and
her licensees   (Shogakukan   Inc.,   Kitty-Fuji   TV,
Viz Communications   Inc.)



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              Big Hammer

    (sung to the tune of Marty Robbin's "Big Iron")


    To the town of Tomobiki came a school-girl one fine day,
hardly spoke to folks around her, didn't have too much to say

No one dared to ask her business no one dared to make a slip
for the school-girl there amongst them had a big hammer on her hip.
Big hammer on her hip.

    Was early in the morning when she got off the bullet train
she was lookin' all around, as she stomped on down the lane

She's a delinquent loose and running came the whisper from each lip
and she's here to do some business, with the big hammer on her hip.
Big hammer on her hip.


    In this town there lived a pervert, Ataru he was called
Many girls had tried to bash him and that many girls were mauled.

He was a lecherous unfaithful unlucky idiot in the boudoir,
and all the girls he  groped  wanted his manhood in a jar
wanted his manhood in a jar

    Now the school-girl started talking, made it plain to folks around
was a Nerima Martial Artist, wouldn't be too long in town

She was here to bash a pervert, with karate or kung-fu
was going to mangle that degenerate, Moroboshi Ataru
Mangle that degenerate, Moroboshi Ataru

    Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Ataru
all the girls before her, with kisses he'd subdue
A thousand girls had tried, a thousand felt his lip
A thousand and one would be, the school-girl with the big hammer on her hip.
Big hammer on her hip.



    The word went 'round for the pervert to come out to the quad
where the Nerima school-girl was gonna start an anti-pervert  jihad

all the kids saw Ataru comin' like a big sebaceous cyst
They knew the kawaii school-girl was about to get kissed
About to get kissed.

       There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the strength of the school-girl is still talked about today

Ataru's lips had just puckered up, when the hammer fairly ripped
and the school-girl's aim was deadly, with the big hammer on her hip
Big hammer on her hip.

    It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
where lay the pervert, bleeding, broken,  twitching, screaming on the ground

Oh he might have kept his man-hood (or at least his spinal column), but he
made one fatal slip
when he tried to glomp the school-girl with the big hammer on her hip.
Big hammer on her hip.

Big hammer, Big hammer

When he tried to glomp the school girl with the big hammer on her hip.


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