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More Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon Sailor Stars
By popular demand. Still just season five, until I see more of the
other seasons.
Once again, I don't own the rights to anything here, and spoilers
are contained herein. By the way, did anyone get my joke with the
disclaimer on the first set?
**********
On JAL Flight 135, right after the Senshi and Starlights defeated
the stewardess parodies:
"I'll be back with another plan," Sailor Aluminum Siren called
as she stepped into her magic telephone booth and disappeared.
Eternal Sailor Moon looked at Sailor Star Fighter. Sailor
Mercury raised an eyebrow at Sailor Star Maker. Sailor Jupiter
stared at Sailor Star Healer. Sailor Star Fighter gaped at Eternal
Sailor Moon. Sailor Star Maker leveled a cool gaze at the assembled
Senshi. Sailor Star Healer looked out a nearby window with a look
of disgust. Sailor Jupiter couldn't make up her mind and was trying
valiantly to look everywhere at once. Sailor Venus had her eyes
closed and was rubbing her chin thoughtfully. Then her head snapped
up and she yelled, I got it. Everyone in the room looked at her in
confusion. She raced to the corner and grabbed a bucket of water.
"Wait, what are you going to do with that?" Sailor Star Fighter
asked, taking a step back.
In reply Sailor Venus threw the bucket of water on Sailor Star
fighter and watched as she turned back into a male. There was a loud
klunk as Eternal Sailor Moon fainted
"Mmm," Sailor Jupiter said while nodding her head, "Jusenkyo,
very tragic curse."
Sailor Venus looked at Sailor Jupiter quizzically. "How do you
know about Jusenkyo?"
"Well, I have mentioned my sempai once or twice, he had a
Jusenkyo curse. So did one of his fiancees. What I'm wondering
is how you three got the curse."
Sailor Star Fighter walked over to Sailor Star Healer and
smacked her on the back of the head. "That's the last time we let
you pick landing co-ordinates."
**********
Usagi's dining room, :
"Hurry Sailor Moon," Sailor Mercury called as she and the other
Senshi tried to hold the Sailor Starlights down. In the background
Sailor Sommelier rubbed his nose.
Usagi drew in a deep breath, raised her Eternal Tier... and
sneezed with enough power to knock her back a step. "What wa.."
Sailor Moon was cut off by another sneeze. Then Minako sneezed,
banging her head into the wall. Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter and
Sailor Mercury all started sneezing, one after another. "You evil
ev.. achoo, evil parody. How dare you use a, achoo, sneezing spell
on us," Sailor Moon tried to say around sneezes.
"Funny," Sailor Uranus said, "it doesn't seem to be affecting
Sailor Neptune or m.. achoo."
Sailor Neptune sneezed and glared at her partner. "You would
have to bring that up," she said. Then she sneezed three more times
in rapid succession, followed by one sneeze from Sailor Moon, two
from Sailor Jupiter, one from Sailor Mercury and five from Minako.
Sailor Sommelier looked around in confusion and said, "I don't even
have any sneezing powers."
In another district, two young men were sitting in a bedroom
talking. "I dunno Hiroshi, Sailor Jupiter is pretty hot too."
"I'm telling you Daisuke, I only have eyes for Sailor Venus.
You can have the rest."
**********
Ami's bedroom:
Ami stared at the platinum haired women that had just come out
of her computer screen. "I get a what?" she asked in confusion.
The woman sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose, "Ok, from
the top. My name is Urd. I'm a Goddess. You're getting a wish."
"Why am I getting a wish?" Ami asked.
Urd smiled, "You have a pure and kind heart so the heavens
decided to grant you a wish."
"With qualifications like that I'm surprised that Usagi didn't
get a wish."
Urd snickered. "She did, how do you think she ended up with
Mamoru Chiba."
Ami rubbed her chin and said, "Somehow it fits." She paused
for a moment. "I can wish for anything?"
Urd's smile vanished, "Yes, anything. Just please don't ask me
to stay with you forever, it may have worked out with my sister,
but it's not for me."
Ami looked at her in confusion, "What are you talking about?"
"Never mind, it's not important, just think about what you're
going to wish for."
Ami thought in silence for a moment, then a smile grew on her
face, "I think I know what I want to wish for Ms. Urd."
"It's just Urd, and what do you wish for?"
Amy adjusted her glasses, pointed one finger to the sky and
said, "I want to always do the best on tests."
Urd's forehead glowed and a beam of light shot into the sky.
"That's an," Urd paused, then said, "interesting wish. But it was
granted. Now I'm getting out of here, Mito Vice-Shogun is about to
come on." With that Urd dove through Ami's computer screen. Ami
blinked twice then said, "Maybe I need to take a break."
Several years later:
Ami walked out into the clinic's waiting room with a
shell-shocked expression on her face. Makoto moved slowly, her belly
showing her advanced pregnancy. "Well?" Makoto asked.
"Yeah, how bad could it be?" Minako asked noting the expression
on Ami's face.
"Triplets," Ami murmured.
"Wow," Minako exclaimed, "you even do better than us on medical
tests."
**************
Thanks to Diese, Jiro and PikaOhki for looking these over.
Kevin "Stormy" McHorney
"If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell
much - just an occasional sun visor."
Groucho Marx
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