You know, this could turn into a fun trend.

I guess I should thank Slacker for contributing a few of
these.


hose Line is it Anime: World's Worst

[Opening shot shows the normal four contestants, Wayne
Brady, Colin Mochrie, Greg Proops, and Ryan Siles, but the
person behind the desk is different]

Clive: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anime.  I'd like to
thank those of you who actually stuck with us through the
substitute host.

Wayne: So Drew was let go?

Clive: No, Mr. Carry was not 'let go' precisely, and in his
position he's hoping that will not happen.

[Camera pans up to show Drew Carry gagged, hog-tied, and
hanging from a cable about twenty feet above the stage]

Clive: On to our next game, it's called World's Worst and is
for all four contestants.

[The four move from their chairs to stand on the step just
above the main stage area]

Clive: The first topic is...Worlds Worst things to say to
Lina Inverse.  Step forward and give your presentation, I'll
buzz when I get the idea.

Ryan: Is it true you're a boy? <bzz>

Greg: <wagging finger> That, is a secret. <bzz>

Wayne: <starring down> Damn, those are small! <bzz>

Ryan: Would you like a dolly, little girl? <bzz>

Colin: So what's really your relationship with Filia <wink,
wink> <bzz>

Clive: Alright, now we have worst examples of anime villains

Wayne: <booming voice> I am Clive Anderson! <bzz>

Greg: Oh, don't worry girls, you won't get your clothes
ripped off. <bzz>

Ryan: Screw the faceless minions, I'll fight them myself.
<bzz>

Colin: <drooling> Pretty girls <bzz>

Wayne: <dramatic pose> I am invincible!! <looks down> Why am
I wearing pink? <bzz>

Colin: <still drooling> short skirts <bzzzz> pretty girls
<bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz>

Greg: Oh, you magical girls have no sense of fashion.  I
refuse to lose to someone as poorly accessorize as you.
<bzz>

Ryan: Can I have your autograph? <bzz>

Clive: Moving on, worst magical girl phrases

Greg: In the name of love and justice, I'll...be blinded by
the glare from Clive's head!  AAHHH!! <bzz>

Greg: I'll punish you in high heels! <bzz>

Wayne: In the name of love...[BEEP!] off! <bzzzz>

Clive: With apologies to the writers of Sailor Hellblazer. 
Last is worst things to say to the Knight Sabers.

Ryan: Hey, Sylia, what's it like being a boomer? <bzzzz>

Greg: Hi, could I interest you in purchasing one of our new
Boomers? <bzz>

Ryan: You know what they say about chicks with guns, right?
<bzz>

Colin: Is it true you're all lesbians? <bzzzzzzzzz>
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