And just to show that that wasn't a fluke...

***

[�Whose Line� intro music plays as the camera pans down the audience to
the stage. WAYNE BRADY, DREW CAREY, COLIN
MOCHRIE and RYAN STILES are standing side-by-side center stage]

[Camera on DREW]

DREW: Awright. Welcome back. Tonight's winner on "Whose Line:" Chip
Estes, ladies and gentlemen! [Camera cuts to CHIP, sitting at the
desk. He raises his clenched hands over his head in a victory gesture.]
[Camera back on DREW]

DREW: Anyway, as punishment, the rest of us have gotta do... a Hoe-Down!
Our favorite game in the whole world. [RYAN rolls his eyes,
regardless of whether or not the camera's on him] And what's our
anime-related topic, Chip?

[Camera cuts back to CHIP, who is opening a 'Whose Line' envelope]
CHIP: Your topic is... [over-dramatically] Jusenkyo, the accursed Pools
of Sorrow.
DREW: Ooh. Well, let's see what we can do with that... the Jusenkyo
Hoe-Down, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano. Take it away,
Laura, whenever you're ready�

[Camera picks up LAURA's fingers as she begins the Hoe-Down intro; and
switches to WAYNE as she vamps a few times]

WAYNE [stepping forward, and smiling wide enough to make his eyes
crinkle]:
I am Jusenkyo Guide, and I watch the people come
They jump into the Springs and change; I think they very dumb
Everytime I warn them, and always I ignored
But I must admit that I never, never bored!
[WAYNE bows stiffly and steps back as LAURA continues her vamp. DREW
steps forward]

DREW [speaking, as he can hardly carry a tune in a bucket]:
I've had poor luck with girls, so I thought it'd be a laugh
If I changed into a knockout, like in Ranma One-Half
I jumped into Nyannichuan and then I ran off screamy
Because the girl I turned into was - omigosh, I'm MIMI!
[We can see both WAYNE and COLIN shudder as DREW steps back. COLIN steps
forward, still looking over at Drew, before shrugging
and letting fly]

COLIN [also speaking, with enthsiasm]:
I saw a big cat once approach Jusenkyo Springs
He'd brought along a couple dogs, which turned to different things
It happened right before my eyes, and I sure learned a lot -
It goes to show a leopard can sometimes change its Spots!
[COLIN shrugs again as he retreats, and RYAN steps forward]

RYAN [singing, but without enthsiasm]:
I went swimming... in Jusenkyo's pools
Who would listen to that Guide, with all his goofy rules?
But now I know just what he meant - those things are really scary
I found out I'd been swimming in the Spring of Drowned Drew Carey!

ALL [turning to face DREW, singing]: Sping of Drowned Drew Carey!

DREW [with a rueful grin, over audience cheers]: Don�t go away, we�ll be
right back with more �Whose Line is it, Anime?"

[Commercial bumper: Images ofRegis Philbin holding up sheaves of hundred
dollar bills; "Well, a million yen wouldn't get anyone excited,
now, would it?"]

***

If anybody has any other suggestions for this show, lemme know.  Or just
submit 'em to the FFML... you know the drill.  Ja!

Itsu mo,
Ucchan  ^_^

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