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"I don't understand how a guy can go from
anti-chimera rallys," Lina said drinking her tea. "To
working for the chimera regulatory committee."
"Well, gee," Zelgadis said grimmly. "I think it
might have something to do with the fact that its my
best chance for a cure."
"Okay, well there is that," Lina agreed. "But
what do you do with them?"
"I'm cataloguing the chimera's that got out of
control," Zelgadis said.
"Is that what you think this thing is?" Lina
asked.
"It is a possibility," Zelgadis nodded.
"So what else have you learned about it?" Lina
asked.
"Well, its freakishly large in many ways,"
Zelgadis said. "And really, really, really, really
loud and annoying." Lina shivered.
"Yes, I know," she said. "I was there for the
initial assault."
"My condolences," Zelgadis grumbled as he ran a
few more tests. "Other than that we haven't learned
much except that....it's pregnant."
"WHAT!?!" Lina demanded.
"Last time you didn't even scratch it," Mayor
Gabriev protested.
"That's not true," Colonel Filia retorted
angrily. "Our worm guy...uh...Dr Greywords,
discovered blood." She pointed to the young man
coming into the command center burdened with some
reports.
"That's right," Dr greywords responded.
"So you see," the Colonel continued. "So all we
have to do is get it into a place with lots of noise,
and wear protective ear coverings..."
"Excuse me," Dr. Greywords interrupted. "I
think the problem may be somewhat larger than that."
"What do you mean," Dr. Amelia asked nervously.
"Well my tests have shown that the creature is
pregnant," Dr. Greywords said.
"Are you saying someone actually did THAT,"
Filia demanded. "With....with....THAT?!"
In a hidden base somewhere Xellos listened to
the transmission of the "secret" meeting.
"Do we have anything on this guy?" Xellos asked.
"Oui," Sherra said. "Nico
Greywords...wyrds...wyr..werd...uhh...they call him
the worm guy."
"Not really," Zelgadis answered.
"Then how is it pregnant!?" Filia demanded.
"Well, my tests have shown that the creature
itself understands Kopi magic," Dr. Greywords said
hesitantly.
"So you're saying..." Dr. Sylphiel prodded.
"It reproduces asexually," Dr. Greywords
finished.
In the confines of Sailuun the hideous sound
rang out.
"OHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
And the sound was answered several times over.
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"Caffeinated Kender? What's that, a berserk spell?" -
Tribble, Kender Warrior of the Celestial Kingdom
"God has to have a sense of humor, it's the only explanation for sex." - my
father
"I have to write a how-to paper for class, so I'm writing a paper on how to
be psuedo-evil." - my brother
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