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The Event - A Mega-crossover Classic
(Featuring every Anime character you've ever heard of)

A Too-Much-Time-On-His-Hands production by G.L. Sandborn



The characters and situations herein are the property of: AIC,
Dark Horse Comics, Kodansha, Madhouse, Production IG, StartChild,
Studio Gainax, Studio Proteus, TOEI Animation, Toho Co.,
Softcell, KSS Inc., and Studio Ghibli.  North American rights by:
ADV Films, AnimEgo, Manga Video, Pioneer LDCA, The Right Stuff
International, Software Sculptors, Streamline Pictures, Central
Park Media/US Manga Corps, Viz Communications, Miramax/Buena
Vista, AIC/MCR, and Harmony Gold USA Inc.  Copyrights and
Trademarks are herein acknowledged.  Story is solely for the
enjoyment of the readers with no attempt at infringement of
rights implied.



Guide:

[    ]    = Sounds
[!  !]    = Loud Sounds
[[  ]]    = Loud Sounds with an echo
[^  ^]    = Loud Sounds with a metallic reverberation
[@  @]    = Loud Sounds that could be misinterpreted for naughty
           sounds.
[=  =]    = Sounds made up of anagrams for naughty sounds (but
           not as rude as actual naughty sounds)

<    >    = Thoughts
<@  @>    = Naughty thoughts

"    "    = Speaking English
*    *    = Speaking Japanese
+    +    = Speaking Chinese
|    |    = Speaking Spanish
{    }    = Speaking French

*+  +*    = Speaking Japanese with a Chinese accent
*%  %*    = Speaking Japanese with an English accent
+*  *+    = Speaking Chinese with a Japanese accent
+^  ^+    = Speaking Chinese with an English accent
+~  ~+    = Speaking Chinese with a bad English accent (think
Graham Chapman).
+-  -+    = Speaking Chinese with an English accent that sounds a
          lot like Ringo Starr doing a bad Chinese impression.
*/  /*    = Speaking Japanese (the dubbed version)
*\  \*    = Speaking Japanese (the subbed version)
#\  \#    = Speaking Lakota - subbed.  (Trust me, you wouldn't
            want to try it dubbed.)
*^  ^*    = Speaking Japanese with a Scottish accent.
**  **    = Speaking Japanese like a Japanese tourist.
*!  !*    = Speaking Japanese like an American tourist.
*?  ?*    = Speaking Japanese answering an American tourist.
*$  $*    = Speaking Japanese like Nabiki Tendo.

@    @    = Gibberish (in any language).




There, I think that covers everything.  Well, on with the
story...
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Oh, by the way, in case you don't understand something, be
patient.  I'll explain it all in the end where Inspector John
Sebastian Hernando Wang Running Bear Suzuki of Interpol reveals
the guilty person is none other than Amanda Winn Lee.  (Frankly,
I was a bit surprised.  I was certain it was going to be Carl
Macek but he flees with Sylvia Stingray just before the lights go
out.  And when Nabiki Tendo discovers Joseph Palmer has been
secretly writing plays that read a lot like one of J. Austin
Wilde's stories, Trish Ledoux comes to the rescue by dubbing the
whole thing into French causing Yu Watase ('Fushigi Yugi') to
remark.... )
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What?

Oh, yeah.  Almost gave away the plot.

Silly me.
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Whatdyamean I gave away the ending?
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Oh.
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Well, here it is anyway.  (Geez, why don't you people stop me
before I do stuff like that?)
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Are you sure it was Amanda?  I mean, she's such a sweetheart.
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Oh, yeah.  I forgot about the part where Lynn Minmei was found
face down on in the gutter with a bokkan in her back.  (I could
have sworn Richard Lawson was responsible for that.  He's the
only person I know who owns one.)
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The Event - A Mega-crossover Classic
(Featuring every Anime character you've ever heard of)

Chapter 1 - And So It Begins


     It was a dark and stormy night.



... to be continued in Chapter 2 - The Naughty Bits ...


(Sorry, I ran out of time to write the story.  We'll pick it up
here next Fall.)


(I still say it couldn't be Amanda.  She was doing dubs for 'Blue
Seed' when it all happened.  Honest.)


Don't look at me like that.  I was in the bunker.  Ask the Foxes.


THEY TOLD YOU WHAT?   KISSY!

Hey!  GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THOSE HANDCUFFS!  YOU'RE SPILLING MY
FOSTERS, YOU BARBARIAN!

KISSSSSSSSYYYYYYY!






Email:  sandborn@kc.rr.com
Or       sandborn@microlink.net

Web:  www.microlink.net/~sandborn

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