After looking at this thing tonight and realizing I was probably never going to finish it, I decided what the hell, and sent this out. There's no actual action, as I never got to it. ^^; Note, the formatting might be off... if it doesn't show up right, you can always look at it here. ( http://kula.0catch.com/lemon_hina.txt )
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Lemon Hina
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a Love Hina Template Lemon
template by bellreisa
04.27.2001 to ??????
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Welcome to Lemon Hina, the one-stop source for every single Love Hina lemon
you will ever read or write! I, the author, have decided to do this great
service to the anime community who enjoys Love Hina by writing a lemon that
will be sure to please *every* fan out there, even people like Leaf-chan and
CATS! So without further ado, I present to you: Lemon Hina, the quintessential
Love Hina lemon! Don't leave your bedroom without it.
EASY INSTRUCTIONS: Complete each phrase from the choices provided below, then
cut-and-paste each selection into the word processor of your choice. When all
the fields have been completed, you will have your own brand-new spanking
lemon! If you know what I mean.
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[ SETTING ]
It was ___________ at the Hinata-sou.
possible choices: 0. just another day
1. a rainy day
2. a dark and stormy night
3. a completely not-normal day
4. orgy night
Narusegawa was _____________,
possible choices: 0. studying for her entrance exam
1. taking a dip at the onsen
2. singing on TV after she revived her career as an idol
3. beating the crap out of Keitarou
4. inexplicably reading a hentai doujinshi
Motoko was ____________,
possible choices: 0. practicing her sword technique
1. practicing her sword technique
2. practicing her sword technique
3. practicing her sword technique
4. inexplicably reading a hentai doujinshi
Shinobu and Kaora-Su were ________________,
possible choices: 0. making soup and an automatic banana peeler, respectively
1. chasing each other around the hotel
2. actually doing homework
3. wasting time with Sara
4. inexplicably making out with each other
Kitsune was ___________,
possible choices: 0. planning ways to steal Keitarou's money
1. thinking of the life she could have had and the love
that never was
2. loafing around the house
3. reading the results on the horse races
4. inexplicably reading a hentai doujinshi--no wait, this
*is* Kitsune...
And Mutsumi was __________.
possible choices: 0. being her usual incredibly cuddly self
1. sprawled on the floor after having fainted again
2. studying for her entrance exame despite having passed it
already
3. inadvertantly hitting on Keitarou
4. inexplicably reading a hentai doujinshi
[ Tama-chan CHECK! If you picked choice 4 at least 3 times, simply write
"people had sex. They had orgasms. Some of them many times. And it was good."
and end the story immediately! ]
[ PRE-DIALOGUE ]
___________________, ________ _________.
possible choices: 0. "This is soooooo boring!", Kitsune, grumbled
1. ".........", Motoko, ....ed
2. "The square root of pi to the sixth power is...",
Narusegawa, muttered.
3. "I hope this comes out yummy!", Kaora, yelled.
4. "Senpai, I hope you enjoy this soup", Shinobu, thought
_______________________
possible choices: 0. "I gotta find something to do!"
1. "I sense a disturbance in the Force. I must locate it."
2. "Crap, I have no idea."
3. "Or else I'll have to use YOU, Tama-chan!"
4. "It's your favorite. I made it just for you."
[ Tama-chan CHECK! Please do not use me as an ingredient in your dishes,
Kaora. ]
Suddenly, she was struck with an idea. "I know," she thought. "What if I ask
Keitarou? He'll be able to tell me what I need to know--no, wait a minute.
Knowing Keitarou, he'll _____________________."
possible choices: 0. probably try to grope me and say that it was an accident
1. grope me and say it was an accident. I will then be
forced to destroy him.
2. fall on top of me and feel me up
3. get caught in one of my inventions and end up screaming
bloody murder
4. say one word before I'm overwhelmed by my shyness and
end up running away
________ thought about it some more.
possible choices: 0. Kitsune
1. Motoko
2. Narusegawa
3. Kaora
4. Haruka
[ Tama-chan CHECK! What's Haruka doing here?! ]
[ <Haruka> Oi. I need to get some face-time in this too, even if it *is* a
lemon. 'sides, you know how some of these lemons turn out... ]
[ Tama-chan CHECK! Right, right. ]
"_____________________________________________"
possible choices: 0. You know, I really wish he would get the nerve up and
finally make a move
1. No normal human being can fall on top of this many girls
in one lifetime
2. Keitarou is so soft and squishy, just like a giant
overripe cantaloupe!
3. If he so much as touches me, I'll kill him
4. Senpai, please be gentle!
[ ACTION ]
And as she kept dwelling on her thoughts, she began to ______________.
possible choices: 0. OOCly engage in autoeroticism
1. OOCly play with herself
2. ICly masturbate
3. fall asleep
4. ICly diddle the fiddle
"Oh, Keitarou," she murmured to herself. "______________________"
possible choices: 0. I want to have sex with you for some inadequately
described reason!
1. I hurl whenever I look at the sight of your face!
2. Zzzzzzz...
3. Someday, I'll manage to get that sample from you. After
all, I've got MAGIC FINGERS!
4. If only you could be here right now so that we can
conveniently engage in coitus!
And as she was __________,
possible choices: 0. masturbating
1. reading the hentai doujinshi, inexplicably
2. sleeping
3. bathing
4. cooking
Keitarou suddenly walked into the room. "Good news!" he shouted. "I've finally
figured out why the Hinata-sou is so full of mysterious corridors!" But little
did he realize that he __________________.
possible choices: 0. was about to get laid
1. had walked into the womens' side of the onsen again
2. was about to fall on top of [insert girl's name] for the
six millionth time
3. had done something wrong but did not know what it was
because the nature of girls is to never tell you what is
wrong until everything blows over into a loud argument
that either ends in a nasty breakup or a night of long,
passionate love-making as reconcilement
4. was impotent
__________ looked up in complete surprise. "Keitarou!"
possible choices: 0. Sara
1. Mutsumi
2. Mei
3. Haruka
4. Amara-Su
Keitarou reeled back in shock. "Uh... excuse me..." he mumbled, the lenses on
his eyeglasses fogging over. But whoever was in charge of the universe at the
time decided that Keitarou was never going to live in peace, and so in the
blink of an eye Keitarou _______________.
possible choices: 0. fell over and on top of Narusegawa
1. fell over and on top of Motoko
2. fell over and on top of Mutsumi
3. fell over and on top of Kitsune
4. fell over and on top of Shinobu and Kaora
[ MORE ACTION ]
bellreisa
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homepage: http://bellreisa.cjb.net
If you were a seagull flying over the ocean,
I would be a fish longing for your kiss under the water.
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