Subject: [FFML] [REFUGE] [songfic][Ranma] Swordswinger by allyn yonge
From: "David A. Tatum" <desaix@sysnet.net>
Date: 7/12/2001, 12:07 PM
To: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>

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          The  characters  of the Ranma �  universe  are  the
creation   and   possession  of  the  brilliant   Rumiko
Takahashi.  They  belong  to Rumiko  Takahashi  and  her
licensees   (Shogakukan   Inc.,   KittyFuji   TV,   Viz
Communications   Inc.)  No  copyright  infringement   is
intended.


                         Swordswinger

Sung( more or less) to the tune of the Limeliters
"Gunslinger"



Swordswinger, swordswinger, swordswinger, swordswinger!


Swordswinger, Swordswinger,
Where did you go wrong?

When you were a child, did the Ronin and Ninja refuse
to play nicely with you?
Did you always feel you didn't belong?

Swordswinger

You sliced  a million water-melons . . .senpai.
And now you wanna date the pig-tailed girl----

But the foul sorcerer  always ruins it for you
And a samurai's gotta do, what a samurai's gotta do . . . senpai



Swordswinger, swordswinger

Why you act so lame?

When you were a child, did they make you weep
after daddy cut your hair like a rabid sheep?
Did you come from a bokken home . . .senpai?

Don't wear your sword to Furinken today . . .senpai!

Last night you cried out "I must date them both!"
You got a recurrin' dream in your brain
and that dream of them both will impair your aim . . .senpai.

         Senpai . . .

                 Senpai . . .

Swordswinger, Swordswinger

Please take my advice,

You know in your heart that you're the manliest of men
but dating two women will kill you in the end.
But you hate to disappoint either one . . .Swordswinger.

There you lie, mashed in the dirt
         Senpai . . .
                 Senpai . . .

And now . . .

         And now . . .

You've become a legend . . .in your own mind . . .
Now you believe they both would date you
you really don't have a clue----

Nabiki's research clearly shows
they'd rather eat razor blades
than go out with you----

Swordswinger!

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