Subject: [FFML] [REFUGE] [songfic][Ranma] Bake, Akane, Bake by allyn yonge
From: "David A. Tatum" <desaix@sysnet.net>
Date: 7/12/2001, 12:08 PM
To: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>

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         The  characters  of the Ranma �  universe  are  the
creation   and   possession  of  the  brilliant   Rumiko
Takahashi.  They  belong  to Rumiko  Takahashi  and  her
licensees   (Shogakukan   Inc.,   KittyFuji   TV,   Viz
Communications   Inc.)  No  copyright  infringement   is
intended.

         Bake, Akane, Bake

Sung( more or less) to the tune of the Limeliters
"Drill ye tarriers"


         Every morning at seven on the dot
         Akane cooks breakfast for her id-iot,
         But the baka just runs and shrills,
          "My stomach can't take that swill."

         [Chorus]
         And bake, Akane, bake
         Bake, Akane, bake.
         It's slave and sweat all day
         for your baka iinazuke
         And bake, Akane, bake
         And roast and scorch.

         Now Shan Pu was the fiancee with _big_ dim sum
         while Ukyou's "special" sauce was second to none,
         But Akane made curried rice and she made it well,
         But she made her curried rice hotter than the fires of  hell.

         [Chorus]
          And bake, Akane, bake
         Bake, Akane, bake.
         It's slave and sweat all day
         for your baka iinazuke
         And bake, Akane, bake
         And roast and scorch.


         Now she had an iinazuke, Ranma by name
          Who thought her bridal training was just a game
         He'd make fun of her and tease her till she blew
         And then wonder why a mile in the air he flew

         [Chorus]
         And bake, Akane, bake
         Bake, Akane, bake.
         It's slave and sweat all day
         for your baka iinazuke
         And bake, Akane, bake
         And roast and scorch.

         And when  finally he came back down
         And pulled his head from out the ground
         "Why'ja do that?" he cried " do ya like hittin' me for  _fun_?"
         Her reply,"Of my strawberry- shrimp-onion               cookies
you wouldn't try even _one_!"


         [Chorus]
          And bake, Akane, bake
         Bake, Akane, bake.
         It's slave and sweat all day
         for your baka iinazuke
         And bake, Akane, bake
         And roast and scorch.




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