I don't own "ranma 1/2", "Ah my goddess" or "I dream of genie" I'm
just stirring them together and watching what happens.
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I Dream of Genie of the White Haired Goddess
Urd drummed her fingers and glared with intense concentration at the
phone for several minutes, and much to the goddess's displeasure this produced nothing, but an intense headache for urd and the return of a nagging ache in all the diodes down benpie's left side, climbing to her feet urd headed for her lab muttering about how the will of the gods
just wasn't what it used to be.
Urd reseated herself by the phone and swallowed the headache potion,
muttering about stupid recipiants, he was there alone she had checked
yaddrisil records just over two hours ago and his records showed him
laid up with a hurt leg, something about a training accident with battleship armer, shaking her head urd fumed about the wasted time he had to order take out, yaddrisil showed the rest of the his family and friends at the beach and with no food in the place, so why hadn't lard boy ordered ALREADY! Urd hadn't looked very deeply into the recipiants file, but his average daily food consumption was the equivalent of four men yes lard boy was almost certainly a sumo wrestler, so why wasn't he HUNGRY!?
Urd glanced at a clock and frowned fighting the urge to grit her teeth
she wanted to go out tonight, but that recipent had to recieve a wish
today, after a moments thought urd picked up the phone and punched in a
special code that connected to the current recipants phone.
Urd turned from her access screen and the location data yaddrisil was now
presenting on the wish recipiant, how had he gotten to the canal no
wonder the 37 rings went unanwsered.
Entering the living room urd paused and smiled as she watched the end of
one of kiechie's favorite shows, both kiechie and her sister were
completely involved in the final scene and hadn't noticed her entrance.
Opening her mouth to tease skuld urd paused as the shows ending showed
the star being sucked into a bottle, that gave her an idea she could
start her fun early and pay back that recipiant for being so hard to
reach, whirling around urd hurried back to her room making a mental note to tease the goddess of the future about liking something so old and campy as that show.
Kiechie and Skulds eyes bugged as urd walked by them carrying a large
glass jar and wearing a red and black copy of a genies outfit stepping
into the TV, just as the skipper hit gilligan she glanced at thier
shocked faces and smiled, so far so good. Five minutes later when the
commercials finally started skuld quietly said"I wonder what urd was
going to do with that jar?" without blinking or turning toward skuld
kiechie said"what jar?" Skuld processed this for several commercials
then suddenly pulled her hammer and lightly tapped the frozen boy on the head while muttering "pervert" turning back to the TV skuld settle in to enjoy the second half of gilligans island as kiechei's comotose form slowly slid from it's chair onto the floor.
Urd stepped from the TV and frowned at the darkened apartment, heading
for the back door and the canal beyond she never noticed the boy wearing
candles standing frozen in shock on the far side of the room.
Pausing at the edge of the canal and looking to the left urd saw her
target sitting under a bridge about a 50 yards down stream, he seemed to
be skipping stones on the water, smiling in anticipation and suppressing her laughter urd put the glass jar at the water's edge and placed the lid by the mouth.
Taking a step back urd concentrated and then walked around into the open
mouth of the jar reaching the jar's bottom she put both hands firmly on
the clear glass after a few seconds she looked back over her shoulder at the metal lid, stomping her foot and saying well "COME ON" already I don't have all night the lid immediately jumped on edge and screwed itself tightly onto the jar.
After inspecting the lid seal urd carefully walked up the curved side of the jar rolling it into the water, turning to the bottom urd concentrated
guideing the jar under the water and toward her target.
Ranma set under the bridge skipping stones he should have know better
than to believe his father could improve on the amazon breaking "tink"
point where did that moron get battleship armer, "Tink" now because of
his bone headed substitution"TINK TINK" he was stuck here in nerima
while everyone else "TINK TINK TINK TINK"was at the beach.
"TINK" "TINK!" looking down ranma's eyes widen slightly when he saw a
six inch high genie? in a large floating jar banging up against the rocks.
Ranma took a step and reached for the jar only to mutter under his breath as the strained muscles in his left leg gave out and he now she went to her knees in the water of the canal.
Urd was suprised this was not going like she had thought at all, first he was cute she didn't know what he did with all those calories ,but it wasn't being put into fat and then he had fell on her turning into a redhead girl, if it hadn't been for reading his/her mind she would have
zapped her for a demon.
Ranma groaned and rubbed the muscles in her leg as she pulled the jar
carefully up on the bank with the way things had been going today if
this was a genie she would probably have to marry her for freeing, maybe
it would be better to pitch her back and let someother poor sap find
her.
Urd had started to sweat when her targets thoughts had somehow turned to
thinking about gaining another girl and maybe he should just throw her
back somehow the idiot had got the notion she might have to marry her instead of getting a wish, didn't this moron know anything about the legends of genies?
Urd droped the smokebomb on the bottom of the jar as the lid cleared the
mouth and jumped returning to her full size as the smoke poured from the
open jar. Urd smirked at the wide eyed girl before her and said"You freed
me I'll grant you one wish to solve all your problems."
Ranma watched as just like in that american show the genie appeared from
a cloud of smoke, unimpressed with the magic trick ranma released
the jar to free her hands only to be impressed with the womans speed as she grabbed the jar less than an inch into its fall, listening to her speech ranma tried hard not to crack up but the thought of a single wish solving it all was far to much for her to take and she cracked up.
Urd watched as the girl continued to rock back and forth laughing, she
had appeared in a cloud of smoke grabbing the jar and saying"You have
freed me, I will grant you one wish to solve all your problems."
The girl had looked at her wide eyed for a second then had started to snigger mumbling about"problems" and "all in ONLY one wish" after a few seconds of this he had started laughing and hadn't stopped for the last 5 minutes reading his mind was no help all she was getting was a jumble of images that were weird even by urd's standards what did pandas, ponds, cats, shrunken trolls and warrior tomboys have in common that made them so troubling and funny to this girl?
Ranma felt the power building this genie? was quickly appraoching levels
that made the phionix mountian incident trivial, but she just couldn't
quit laughing at the thought of one wish solving all her problems,
finally the genie? had kicked ranma's strained leg and she had latched onto the pain and reduced her laughter back to sniggers.
Ranma had noticed the paint on the steel girders 10 feet above the womans head was begining to peel and blacken, the amount of energy building up around the genie was starting to be a worry.
"WHATS SO FUNNY!?"urd demanded once ranma's laughter had subsided back to
sniggers, she listened carefully as the girl bit her lip drawing blood and gaining enough control to stutter out"How she had so many problems and they all seemed to depend on mutually exclusive solutions there was no way one wish would solve them all"
Ranma sensed the ever building power that was coiled behind the strange
womans questions her explanation wasn't satisfying her and ranma could not think of a quick way to explain all his problems finally in desperation ranma looked at her and said"Look! miss------even if I wished to always have a genie like you it wouldn't"
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urd had just enough time to think"OH NO" before the full power of granting a wish hit.
Ranma shut his eyes against the glare and tensed himself preparing to be
vaporised by the irate girls immense power release, but after a few
seconds of waiting ranma opened his eyes and watched the genie settle slowly back to the rocks.
Looking closely at her face as the genie relaxed and opened her eyes
ranma notice that the funny marking had vanished.
Urd opened her eyes and looked at the girl who had ruined her evening
she was going to pay for this, it would probably take weeks to clean the
mess she had made in yaddrisil up, what a frivalous waste of a wish urd stepped forward aiming to berate the teenager when instead urd felt a compulsion that ended with her bowing and saying"What is your wish master?"
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comments about chapter 2 and later if I could figure out how to continue
it.
Both urd and ranma had "I dream of Genie" in mind on some level when the
wish was made so urd now sometimes has access to the powers of a genie
as defined by the sitcom "I dream of Genie" this looks to be somewhat
above the level of power normally availible to a Goddess first class, at
least when her master is making wishes.
It isn't obvious, but ranma's jusenkyo curse slightly confused urd when
she processed the wish she was halfway certain the female form was the
original so she specified the female form as making the wish, linking
the abilities of the genie's "Master" to it only.
The contradictions caused by a wish that has a goddess being a genie and a boy being a girl who always has a genie goddess were solved by linking
another transformation to ranma's.
when ranma is male urd is a goddess second class that the ultimate force
is trying to keep with ranma, but whenever ranma is splashed with cold water he becomes a girl and urd becomes a genie that the ultimate force is trying to keep with the ranma's female form.
Ranma is not going to be happy to learn that his curse and continual
shape shifting now has the backing of the ultimate force.
start? teaser chapter 2
Urd knocked on the bathroom door and shivered as she again watched her transformation in the full length mirror, bell had said her dissapearing goddess marking was what bothered her and skuld the most and to a certain extent urd agreed, but it didn't compare to that other part of her body vanishing when she became a genie, that dissaperance made her feel less real and more like some sort of doll or a magicaly constructed robot created only to fullfill a wish.
Urd stared at her genie forms face for several seconds then reluctantly
she lowered her eyes and stared at the smooth expanse of her belly and
hugged herself as the absence of a belly button again envoked feeling of
being "not real" or "unfinished?" quickly urd knocked on the bathroom door and rejoiced as she felt her powers decrease and her freedom increase with the apperance of her belly button and goddess markings smirking slightly at the sound of ranma dancing around and yelling "HOT HOT HOT!" she put her clothes on and left the bathroom.
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NOTE:
I submitted this to Flashfyre's second bet last week with a question
about my use of a non-anim fusion in a second betstory, it doesn't look like it may be acceptable so I've removed the first portion that dealt with the second bet and just submitted this to the FFML in general.
I've not been able to come up with much more than the teaser above and
if someone has a use for the idea feel free to use it.
howard melton
God bless
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