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They're Takahashi's characters. Approximately. They're not mine.
Many thanks to Allyn Yonge for looking at this and encouraging me to post.
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The Way To Ranma's Heart
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The phone rings; Nabiki picks it up
Nabiki: Hello. Nabiki here.
Nabiki: Of course. I didn't have any problems. Ranma's heart is mine
now.
Nabiki: Much? He wasn't able to resist me at all. I obtained a useful
drug from Kodachi that made sure of that.
Nabiki: Of course I didn't tell her what I wanted it for. I'm certain
she wouldn't have approved.
Nabiki: No, none of the others know either. Akane will be angry if she
realises what I've done, but there'll be nothing she can do
about it. The rewards are worth it. He's a perfect match. You're
lucky to have a son like him.
Nabiki: No, no worries about rejection. I've made sure of that.
Nabiki: I do take care of the details, yes. One of those being that you
still owe me quite a bit of money.
Nabiki: Well, if you'd kept your skills up and done some teaching,
instead of lying around and stuffing your face, you would never
have had a problem.
Nabiki: I'm sure you will. I wouldn't want to have to send the bill to
your wife. It would probably displease her, and I hate to lose a
customer.
Nabiki: Good. Let me know if there's ever anything else I can-
Nabiki: Really?
Nabiki: The excess of your *youth*? You spend half the time drunk *now*.
Nabiki: So what *do* you count as excess?
Nabiki: No, it shouldn't be a problem. Of course, it will cost more....
Nabiki: I'm sure you'll find a way.
Nabiki: Yes, that will be satisfactory. I'll have Ranma delivered right
away. Goodbye.
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Andrew Johnston
Email: aproposofnothing@hotmail.com
'Twas on the 26th of August, the sun was burning hot,
In the year of 1346, which will never be forgot,
Because the famous field of Cressy was slippery and gory,
By the loss of innocent blood which I'll relate in story.
-'The Battle Of Cressy', William Topaz McGonagall
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