Fic on bottom.
Rocks good.
Carrot like rocks....
I've decided to hold of on posting the next chapter of The Dragon and The
Ghost. I don't want it to get drowned out in all the goodbyes. I'll post
it on FFML2 [Which I'm already subscribed to] in a day or two, once
everyone else gets situated. I feel like we're migrating or something. I
have this really strange urge to pack up my things and cut off all the
water and electricity to my house for a couple of days to simulate the
experience.
Anyway, I've got faith in the moderators, and we've got plenty of
resources to tide us over until the rebirth. FFML2, Fanfiction.net,
[Which is a great place to post and read stuff by the way, I don't know
why I don't see more names from the list on that site], and, of course,
the hallowed halls of RAAC. All of which will continue to see my high
quality stories! [Heh, Ranma's ego has nuthin on mine!]
As usual, I can never take a serious moment very seriously. I'll miss the
list of course, and everyone on it. However, I think my life will
continue as it has before, with me spending all my free time in front of
the computer screen, long into the night. I've learned a lot from FFML,
and hope that I'll be able to learn even more, although, I'll admit I'm
just using it for my own nefarious purposes.
I'm too lazy for world domination, governing is just too much work. I'll
settle for writing a few best selling novels instead and living off the
money in style. I'll call myself, 'The Mighty Blue Thunder of Random
House Press!' or something like that.
But I digress.
It's been fun, and the world will eventually end, as will the FFML.
Hopefully not in my lifetime though.
And now, I leave you with this spamfic... Which is a Ranma fic of course,
after all, this thing was about as close as you could get to the 'Ranma
Fanfic List', without actually joining the real one.
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Ranma Saotome rushed into the Tendo home with a huge grin on his face.
"Hey guys!"
"Ranma! Where have you been!" snarled Akane bitchily as she slammed her
mallet into the boy's head as soon as he walked into the door.
"Aiya! Why Violent Tomboy hit airen?" muttered Shampoo as she crashed
through the wall with a delivery box in her hands.
"You hussy! Ranma's going to eat my Okonomiyaki!" cried Ukyo as she
followed the girl in with her own delivery.
"No! Ranma eat Shampoo special ramen!" retorted the Amazon as she turned
to face her rival.
"Ranma! Did you invite them here?" snapped Akane angrily as she looked at
the unconscious boy lying on the ground. He was slowly stirring awake,
but was quickly put back under by another blow of the mallet.
"Ouch! Hey wait..." said the boy just before the blow connected.
"Ranma! How dare you treat Akane like that?!" cried Ryoga Hibiki as he
emerged from the bathroom.
"You're trying to steal my beautiful Shampoo away aren't you?" said
Mousse as he also appeared.
"Akane! Sweeto!" cried Happosai as he latched onto the young Tendo's
breasts.
Ranma stood up and looked at the scene for a moment, doing nothing but
watching.
"Airen?" said Shampoo with a small blink.
Ryoga and Mousse stopped their blows inches away from the boy as he
merely stood there calmly.
"Hey boy, aren't you going to do something?" muttered Happosai as he
squeezed Akane's breasts, more for emphasis than his perversions.
"Yeah?" agreed Akane dumbly.
"Nope," said the boy as he sat down with a huge, stupid grin on his face.
"Huh? Why?" said Kuno and Kodachi in unison as they appeared from their
places out in the yard.
"Yes Ranma darling, we've all got lines," commented the Kuno girl as she
pulled a script from behind her back.
"Not anymore! It's gone!" said the pigtailed boy cheerfully.
"What's gone?" muttered Genma as he stood up from the Shogi board with a
ray of hope in his voice.
"That stupid mailing list is gone! At least for a little while!" chimed
the boy happily.
"What?" said Akane dumbly.
"We don't have to do this crap anymore!" exclaimed Ranma as he jumped up
and down with joy. "We get a vacation!"
"Aiya! A vacation! Where I don't have to talk like a three year old?"
said Shampoo in shock.
"Wh-what are we supposed to do?" muttered Ryoga with a slow dawning on
his face.
"I dunno, I was thinking of going to the beach by myself. You guys are
great and all, but I need to get off on my own for a little," said Kasumi
cheerfully.
"I could use a break myself," said Happosai as he dropped off Akane
calmly. "I've got more panties than I know what to do with, and no
offence, but it gets tiring groping all the same people."
"Wow," muttered Akane happily.
"You said it," agreed Mousse with a cheerful smile on his face.
"You mean, we get a vacation?" said Chibi Usa as she walked into the
room.
Everyone looked at her for a moment.
"What the heck are you doing here?" said Ryoga.
"Remember that crossover thing a few weeks back?" muttered the girl
sheepishly.
"Yeah?" said Ranma with a small frown.
"They kinda forgot to take me back with them, so I've been hanging around
until the next one," said the girl in embarrassment.
"Oh," said the pigtailed boy with a shrug. It was bound to happen with
someone, sooner or later. He idly wondered how often it had occurred.
Several instances where he had noticed other characters not in their own
series during an otherwise normal fanfic popped into his head for a
moment. "Man, it must happen more than I thought..."
"Well, I'm going off for a while," said Akane cheerfully as she headed
for the door.
"Yeah, me too," agreed Ryoga as he shrugged his shoulders and wandered
after her. It would be nice to go somewhere without running into one of
them for once, even Akane.
"Hold it," said a voice from the top of the stairway. Nabiki had a scowl
on her face as she glared at everyone. "We aren't out of this. There's an
FFML2."
"What?" screamed the group in horror.
"Damn it!" cried Ranma angrily.
"It gets worse, several people are setting up their own lists, there's
still the workload from Fanfiction.net, and we've got all these fics on
RAAC to do that never appeared on the list. Plus, the FFML may only be
down temporarily; if anything, our workload just doubled. Sorry."
"Damn," said Soun with a frown. "I guess this means everybody back to
work."
"I hate this," muttered Ranma.
"Don't worry, the Anime is almost over, and in a few years the manga
should end too. It might take a while, but the fics will stop
eventually... you jerk." commented Akane as she hit him over the head
with her mallet.
"Um, right," agreed Ryoga with an uncertain look still on his face, it
quickly fell away. "How dare you Saotome!"
Everyone else wandered back to their places, and Chibi Usa, walked away
from the home, waiting for her friends to come back and pick her up.
"I hope someone writes a Sailor Moon crossover soon. This is boring," she
frowned and crossed her arms in irritation. You'd think somebody would
notice she was gone back home.
Up in the infinite cosmos, Sailor Pluto looked down at the little girl
from her mirror and tried to hold in her laughter.
The End... well sort of.
C&C to Carrotglace@juno.com
Previous parts can be found at Http://www.fanfiction.net and R&C Books
International Fanfic Company at Http://www.rcbooks.org
Ja!