Subject: [FFML] [Ranma][Spamfic][Sayonara FFML]
From: "=?iso-8859-1?q?C.J.=20'TORA'=20VALENZUELA?=" <tora_v@yahoo.com>
Date: 1/30/2001, 10:58 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

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Disclamer:



Disclamer?? NOW is not the time for such a thing!!

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It was a beautiful sunday morning in the Tendo Dojo,

the birds were singing, the sun shining, the panda

eating, everything seemed ok with the world, the only

thing out of place was a certain pigtail teenenger

that was still sleeping, eventhought it was almost 10

a.m.



Ranma woke up in his room, and he realize that he had

fallen sleep, for not the first time in the week

infront of his PC, well not technically HIS PC, it was

Nabiki's, atleast until he finished paying for it, in

about 5 or 6 years.



The reason he had fallen asleep was simple, he had

found the beauties of the internet, the web pages, the

chat, but mostly he had discovered the Fanfiction, and

what he liked most of it is that in most of the cases

the story focus on him, and that tend to increase

someone ego, and that makes Ranma Saotome extremelly

happy.



So he started his now usual morning practice, turn the

PC on (Already done), conect to the internet, check r

e-mail, and start reading... at this point is when the

story really begins.



Ranma: ok, lets see what the fanfic writers wrote

about me this day, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Ranma starts reading geting a bigger smile every time

he saw his name)



Ranma: Lets check out the tittles, damn! another

failed wedding, another kiddnaping, a crossover with

whom?!?!?, mmhhh BGC I'll read it later, great a

croosover with Kenshin, he is so cool... 



No. Noo. Noooo!!! not a lemon with Ryouga not again...



(After the shock and disgust Ranma opens a random fic

and start reading)



Ranma: Ok, this is getting better, in this one I, The

Great Ranma Saotome save the world!!  HAHAHAHA!!!



And so, the afternoon comes, and everithing again

seems almost normal in the Tendo Dojo, until a scream

fills the air.



Ranma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!



(Akane, Genma and Nabiki come ruuning to Ranma's room)



Genma: What is this boy?



Akane: Ranma are you ok?



(Ranma stands up clenching his fists)



Ranma: No! how can i be ok, the FFML is closing!!!



Genma: the what???



Nabiki: I could try to explain Uncle Saotome, but I

know that even if I try you wouldn't understand.



Akane: come on Ranma it's only a bunch of stupid

stories that people with nothing to do writes, and 

people whith to much free time reads. 



Genma: I knew that computer stuff will make you soft,

you are acting like a little girl!



Ranma: Damnit Akane their are not stupid stories, they

are great, the authors are also great guys, except the

ones who write lemons with Ryouga and me, and the

readers are people who contributes to this great thing

that is the FFML.



Genma: Lemons? how can you write one? does it involve

fighting?



(Nabiki just stare at one of the world mayor idiots)



Nabiki: Explaining a Lemon of Ranma and Ryouga to you

is going to be so fun, that I won't even charge Uncle.



Genma: ...



Akane: ok Ranma, tell me, why this is so great!, i'm

diying to know.



(Ranma began sweting triyng to explain)



Ranma: well, haaaa..., it's hard to explain but the

stories, well, they are not simple stories that you

can read and forget it, they are more important than

that they open a new world of posibilities to you, and

well, aahhh..., most of the stories tell you the same,

but diferent, look I cannot explain, but if you could

just take the time to read one fic you will

understand.



Akane: Ha! I knew you wouldn't be able to even tell me

that!



Ranma: ...



Akane: but anyway if its so important to you maybe it

would be wise to read one, but just one fanfiction and

thats all, ok?



(Ranma knew he had won this battle, he searched in his

PC for one of his favorites fics and let Akane bagan

his reading)



After that moment Akane become an obsesive Fanfiction

reader, she even began writing his own fic tittled

"Akane's Chronics: The cooking perfectionist" and a

new era began in the Tendo Dojo, Akane and Ranma no

longer fought over their "love life" problems (AKA

Shampo, Ukyo, Kodachi and Kuno), Ranma no longer

insulted Akane for her cooking, and Akane Didn't had

to use the mallet sub-space as often as she had, the

only yeallings and fights were far fewer and for more

importants things: What was the best fic of the month,

and who was in turn for using the PC.



FIN







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Well obiously this is my first Fanfiction, and

obiously English isn't my native languaje, I know my

grammar is bad and that my zpelin' sucks, but I had to

try to make this little piece just to say goodbay to

the FFML, and thanks to all of you that had made the

FFML possible, it was great to be with you, a part of

this big family, to read, cry, laugh, and share every

fic with all of you.



Thanks a lot, and I hope to see you again in the FFML2

or in the new and improved FFML.



Ja ne.



Tora Valenzuela





BTW I never get to know the REAL reason of the FFML's

closing, i would really apreciate if someone could

tell me. thx



********



C "Tora" Valenzuela



Visita Tora Anime

http://www.hispamanga.com/tora/



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http://notorii.nav.to











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