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ROTFL truthfully...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jack Staik" <jstaik1043@earthlink.net>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>; <reddeath@lvdi.net>
Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2001 8:15 PM
Subject: [FFML] [Ranma] [Not Normal] Sonething's Fishy Here
Ranma looked at the blow-dryer oddly.
"You don't think I don't take care of this?" Mousse asked,
indicating his long black hair.
*smirk*
Inside the police station, they head a cry of "PIG-TAILED
GIRL! YOU WILL BE MINE FOREVER!" followed by an ear-
splitting scream.
*haha*
"P-CHAN!!" she cried in horror. "RYOGA! YOU MONSTER!"
"B-but .." Ryoga stammered, staring at the dead P-Chan.
"But
he - I - he -"
"And why *are* you naked?" Ranma asked pointedly.
Akane's look of horror deepened. "YOU SICK SON OF A
BITCH!"
That's one way to keep a promise...
"Ranma's manhood is dead!" RAnma-onna cried out. "And
Akane
killed it!"
hehe
"Now to kill two problems with one stone - and two fish!
Hee-hee!"
Eeeevil....
Eeexcellent.... *drumming fingers together*
Genma held up a sign behind Nodoka. [You seriously expect
her to swallow that tripe?!]
"Oh, my poor husband!" she wailed, falling to her knees.
"Oh
poor, brave Ranko-chan! To die so heroically!"
Panda-san facefaulted.
/me facefaults...
heheh
Ranma held up a sign behind Nodoka's back. [Karma's a
bitch,
Old Fart.]
/me crawling to the medicine cabinate for something to help
catch my breath... LOL
[Son! You're a ruthless, cold-blooded monster!] *flip*
[I'M
SO PROUD OF YOU!] The panda wept with pride at his vicious
murderer of a son.
this is funny in a very disturbed way...
And there was much rejoicing.
This is probably a coincidence.
Ohhhh kay....
Boy I needed a laugh, but this was way much...
thank you.
/me tries vainly to get some sleep now...
kit....