Before I begin my little tale.  I would like to say one thing to my dear
friend Khream.   This is your Fault!!!!!!



Robert





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I do not claim ownership of them nor do I seek monatary gain from this work
of fiction.







Ranma 1/2 Pan Service.





"That was them again, Nabiki!", Akane yelled to her older sister.  Nabiki
was getting annoyed with this new company she had just bought.  It was a
worth while investment at first.  But then her employees quit for no goo
reason.  Well no good reason she could think of.  After all she did for them
she only cut thier pay by half.  Its not like they could not get anything
for the thousand yen a week she promised them.



Nabiki sat down next to Ranma who was tossing wads of paper at the trash
can.  Ranma had his english book open and was tring to do his homework but
everytime he started to write something he messed up and tore the paper out
of the book and tossed it in the trash.  Nabiki smiled as a thought popped
into her head with a slight ca-ching sound following it.



"Ranma, you remeber that 20,000 yen you owe me?", Nabiki smiled a bit as she
put her hand out.  Ranma flinched as if he had just been hit in the chest
with a hammer.



"I don't have the money right now Nabiki, I won't forget!", Ranma started to
shake as he saw Nabiki start to frown.  Ranma was a brave man. Braver than
most mortal men should be, but something about Nabiki made his insides crawl
with fear as she frowned.  Ranma knew that look ment trouble.



"Oh?", Nabiki frowned as she pulled her hand away.  Ranma grabbed his book
and what little remained of his paper and started to get up when Nabiki
grabbed his arm.  "In that case Ranma,  I have a little job for you to do."



"W..W..What kind of job?", Ranma was now trembling as he looked into the
cold eyes of Nabiki Tendo.  Nabiki started to smile again.  She liked to
have Ranma in the palm of her hand.  This was almost too easy she thought as
she took him to the Nerima District Hospital.  Akane saw the pair leave the
house together.  Akane grabbed her mallet out of baka-space and was perpared
to beat Ranma into a bloddy pulp when she suddenly figured out where the two
where headed.



"Nabiki, Ranma, what the heack are you two doing?", Akane yelled as she
waved her mallet in a dangeous way at the two.  Nabiki laughed and pulled
Akane towards her and wispered something into her ear.

"YOUR WHAT?, HE DID WHAT?" Akane stormed off into the distance screaming
something like "THAT JERK RANMA!"



Ranma blinked a few times as Nabiki dragged him insided the Hospital. 
Nabiki handed him an apron and a bucket of soapy water.  Ranma blinked as he
stared at the bucket of soapy water.



"What am I going to do with these?" Ranma blinked as Nabiki thrust a brush
into his hands.  Ranma then noticed all the Bed pans in the room they were
in.



"YOU, dear Ranma are going to clean every last one of these Bedpans.",
Nabiki smiled as Ranma facefaulted.  Nabiki grabbed a pair of gloves and
placed them on Ranma's sholder.



"What are you going to be doing, Nabiki?"



"I will be at home eating a nice hot meal what else do you think I would be
doing?"



"B...But, I can't get all of this done by myself!" Nabiki laughed as she
started to walk out.  "Hey what did you tell Akane?"



"I told her that you were doing me a favor to repay my loan to you."



"So my loan is finished if I do this right?"



"Only half"



"Half?  Thats not fair!"



"Do you want me to tell her what it was for?"



"NO! You win Nabiki,  I better get started before it get too late."



"Good boy, Ranma"



Truthfully Nabiki thought she could not remeber if Ranma really did owe her
any money.  IT was nice to have someone so easliy fooled like that.  Nabiki
smiled as she saw the Kodiachi and her brother walk by.  She had some nice
pictures of Ranma that she could sell to those two morons.  It has been a
good day today she thought as she wistled to the Kuno's.



Inside the Hospital Ranma could be heared screaming.



"ACK, There is still poop inside this bedpan!  Why did I let Nabiki talk me
into this Pan Service!"







----------------END Thank God-------------------------------------



I saw the Spamfic Fan Service and this poped into my head I had to get it
out today.  I am sorry for any missspellings I wrote this on my lunch break
at work and did not have the benifit of a spellchecker.



Robert

Feel Free to C&C this :)

I love funny Comments, And for gods sake don't take this fic personaly  I
like to make people smile.  Its fun.  Well back to the mine I go.



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