(We see a battlefield with various trainers and pokemons, and it's a pretty
huge battlefield with every type of known battlefield site known.)
Announcer: Alright! Let me welcome you all to the League All-Star Battle
Royale! These great trainers, and their pokemon have each won at least one
league with Gary Oak here being the only one to win more than one league!
(There's a cheer from Gary's Girl Groupies.)
Announcer: Alright, each trainer will select one pokemon to battle against
all of the other pokemons. However, to make it fair, all of the trainers
must throw out their pokemon at the same time. Combantants, ready?
(Gary, Ash & Fuu are matched right next to each other.)
Gary: Ah! I'm going to beat up you and your pokemon up like a rented mule!
Ash: Yeah, right. I've beaten you the last six matches straight, even
through I was the underdog in all six fights.
Gary: True, but you've only won one league title while I've won twelve,
even through that one title you've one is the only one I wanted.
Ash: Say...you seem new here. Which league did you win?
Fuu: The Ghost/Dark pokemon league. Or something like that. (Gary and Ash
laugh at the girl.) What's so funny?
Gary: You didn't know which league you've won?
Fuu: No...should I?
Gary (still laughing): Ash, I take back everything I said about you being a
loser. This girl is the real loser!
Ash: Thanks, Gary...who'd ever heard of a Pokemon trainer not knowing what
league she won? (Fuu doesn't not react at all to the statement.)
Judge #1: Alright. Trainer's ready? On my mark throw out your pokemons!
Three...two...one...go!
All Trainers: I choose you...
Ash: ...Pikachu!
Gary: ...Rikachu!
Trainer #1: Mewtwo!
Trainer #2: Bulbasaur!
(Fifteen other trainers say some crazy imaginative animal or another.
Finally, Fuu throws out one strangely looking pokemon...or not...)
Fuu: I choose you...Mokona!
Mokona: Puu!
The rest of the trainers (flipping out their pokedex): Huh?
Pokedex: Puu, a very rare pokemon that somewhat defies classification.
However, it seems to be very close aligned to the ghost pokemon group.
Abilities and attributes are not well known at the time.
Fuu: Mokona! Use your anvil attack!
Mokona: Puuu!
Pikachu: Pika? (Mokona's little red dot glows. Suddenly, shadows appear all
around the pokemons, shaped much like anvils.) Pika! Pikachu! (All of the
pokemons start to run.)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to witness the rare abilities
of a Puu pokemon in action!
Gary: Get out of the way!
Ash: Pikachu! Look out!
(Misty & Brock look from the sidelines.)
Misty: Oh, my. That pokemon has power.
Brock: Yeah, but isn't Fuu cute? (Misty promptly whacks Brock with a
mallet.)
Misty: Baka!
(Suddenly, the pokemon stop running, as the anvils are visibly seen.)
Ash: Pikachu! Don't stop...
(The anvils promptly land on all of the trainers' heads, except for Fuu. All
of the trainers and the platforms they are on are squished by these really
huge 16-ton anvils. Mokona hops up and down.)
Mokona: Puuu...
Fuu: Mokona! You were suppose to attack the other pokemons, not the
trainers!
Judge #2: Judges, we've got to check the rule book to see if having a
pokemon attacking a trainer is legal!
Jesse (muttering from the sidelines): They've been attacking us for years,
it should count!
Meowth: Anyway, we really should get that pokemon. It seems as evil as we
are!
James: Yes, but how do we actually get that pokemon? (Suddenly, Mokona
appears beind them.) Aak! It's him!
Mokona: Puuu! (Two anvils fall on Jesse and James.)
Meowth: Hey...where's my anvil? (He gets his anvil.) Thanks...
Announcer: And the judges are ready to make their rulings.
Judge #3: We see no such rules against pokemon attacking rival trainers, so
it's a legal move! Fuu wins! (Ash finally pushes the anvil off from him.
Unfortunately, it lands on the judges.)
Ash (weakly): I...want...a...rematch...(Another anvil falls onto Ash.)
Mokona (jumping up and down causing all of the other pokemons to big-sweat):
Puu...
Fuu (shaking her head): Oh, Mokona...
Announcer #2: Well! It looks like Ash has fallen into a pretty Acme
situation! Tune in next time when we see "Why Ryo-oh-ki was Rejected as a
Pokemon"...
(Meowth is scampering across a non-descript street, in a panic mode, while
Ryo-oh-ki is skipping along, very contently, little hearts floating up
beside her...)
Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! Meow-rarar!
Meowth (to the audience): Would someone call my agent and get him to get
Pepe Le Pew on the line! Quick! (James runs past Meowth.)
James: Sorry, Meowth, but Jessie is out of control!
Jessie: James, darling! You know we were meant to be together! (Ash runs
past both of them.)
Ash: Pikachu! Do something about Misty! She's gone plain loco! (Pikachu
big-sweats as Topengi has firmly glomped onto the electric pokemon.)
Pikachu (softly): Pika...
Misty (as she runs past the pokemons and towards Ash): Ash! Come back here,
my sweet baboo! Let me show you what I can really do with my water pokemons!
Particularly Psyduck! (Psyduck walks past Misty with a sign reading, "Does
the Ranma 1/2 cast need a stunt duck?")
Ash's voice: I'm not your sweet baboo!
(As we pan over Sasami's glomping of Gary and Officer Jenny & Nurse Joy's
chases after Brock, we see Ayeka and Tenchi. Ayeka is glomping a very
uncomfortable Tenchi.)
Ayeka: See? I told you my younger sister learned well from me. Now, would
you like some more cheese, Lord Tenchi?
Tenchi (big-sweating): Um, sure...I guess...
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