I've been writing more, lately, and I find that the only pre-reader I
currently have is a BIT slow. The fact that I only have the one is also a
problem, so I was wondering if anyone would like to - or, if you'd rather
have it put this way, be willing to - pre-read some of my stories; if so,
I'd be most appreciative. I'm not really sure what kind of response I'm
going to get from this, so I'm just throwing it out there, hoping against
hope that someone will actually reply with an affirmative answer.
Well, I'll keep my fingers crossed, but I won't hold my breath.
A Depraved Sociopath With Psychotic Tendencies
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