Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][Ranma]Much Ado 12: A Gentleman from Where?
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(I can't believe it's been well over a year since part 11!

Sorry about that; particularly given that [for the first

time in the series] I ended part 11 on a cliffhanger.  Oh

well.)







A Gentleman from Where?

    Part 12 of "Much Ado about Ranma"



A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic by HK Miller

7 January 2001 - Prereader draft;

11 January 2001 - FFML draft; minor tweaks



Major characters copyright Rumiko Takahashi and licensees:

Shogakukan in Japan and Viz Communications in the USA.

No disrespect is intended by my unlicensed usage.



Mild lime warning:  adult themes suggested.



The earlier stories in this series are are posted at:

     http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/5058

A summary follows this story.



Conventions:  telepathy is delimited   > <



Time:  New Year's season, immediately following Part 11.



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PREVIOUSLY, in a cavern underneath the Musk Dynasty fortress,

into the floor of which was inlaid a large, spiral-shaped pattern

glowing a soft blue:



"<Da Wa!  Is that you?>"  Akane called.  The boy Tibetan monk

altered as he walked the spiral, growing hooves, horns, and bat-

wings.  As he reached the center, he laughed eeriely, then spoke.



"Tendo Ranma!  Behold your nemesis!"  The being who had been Da Wa

said.  "Nerima will be destroyed!"  He then vanished.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

THEN, high in an office building in Shinjuku ward:



"An Agent?" Jason laughed.  "You might say that, I suppose.  We've

met before, Tendo Ranma.  This, however, is the last time.  Once

you're eliminated, Nerima _will_ be destroyed.  I always keep my

promises."



As he spoke, Jason's shape shifted to that of Da Wa, the eight-

year-old Tibetan monk, then to Ayutsuru, the robe-clad cult head,

then back to the smirking gaijin businessman.  Jason twirled his

moustache, then gestured.



"Nabiki.  Kill them."



An orange, burning aura formed around Nabiki.  She rose into the

air and hovered, her arms spread wide.  A look of unholy glee

appeared on her face.



Nabiki gestured, and the room exploded.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

As he flew backwards through the shattering window, Ranma

reacted.  He snatched Akane's wrist and pulled her in, spinning

to put himself between her and the flying debris.  Akane wrapped

her arms around Ranma to free his arms.



Ukyou, Shampoo, Kodachi!<  Ranma sent.  >Try to get over to me!<



Kodachi managed to grab one of Ukyou's hands as they fell.

We're okay, Ranma-sama.  Here I come.<  Gauging her angles,

Kodachi tucked her knees into her chest and spun, then flung Ukyou

towards a nearby moonlit rooftop.  The recoil sent Kodachi towards

Ranma.



Okay, I got you, Kodachi.<  Ranma sent as his hand clasped her

wrist.  >What about you, Shampoo?  Shampoo?<



I saw Shampoo take a blow to the head when the room blew,

Ranchan.  She may be unconscious.<



I see her, Ranma!  Throw me her way, real fast!  I can catch

her and land on that building over there!<  Akane sent.



Ranma bit his lip, but nodded.  He threw.  Akane made the grab

and landed.



That just leaves me, holding Kodachi, and twenty stories to go,

straight down.  Kodachi'll never survive it.<



But you will, Ranma-sama.<   Kodachi blushed.  >I'm flattered

you're even thinking about me.<



Kodachi, you're a teammate and a friend.  Don't forget that.

Ah, I got it.  Kodachi, I need hot ki from you.  Get angry

or somethin'!<  As he thought, Ranma assumed the 'soul of

ice', then started a variation on the Hiryuu Shoten Ha, pointed

straight down.



Not enough, Kodachi.  Ain't you still angrier at Akane than

that?  Dammit; no choice.<  Ranma turned to Kodachi and gave her

an open-mouth kiss, simultaneously pressing certain strategic

nerve clusters with his free hand.



"Oooohhhh, Ranma darling.  I'm all yours!" Kodachi moaned, then

began to move her abdomen rhythmically against Ranma's leg.



Ranma, you pervert!<  Akane sent furiously.  >What're you doing?<



That's better.<  Ranma pointed his free arm down again and

repeated his whirlwind maneuver.  Waves of hot lust emanating

from Kodachi fueled the attempt this time, and the two began to

slow.



Three stories above the empty street, Ranma realized they were

still going too fast.  He threw Kodachi straight up.  Ranma

landed, hard, just as Kodachi crested.  >Damn!  A leg fracture.

Got three seconds to heal it.<  Ranma inhaled sharply, summoning

his ki, then grabbed his leg with two glowing hands and

concentrated.  At just over two seconds, he cut his reiki, looked

up, and leapt, easily catching Kodachi and landing lightly again.



You guys better all get down here fast.  We gotta get under

cover!<



What?  Why?  Nabiki's still up there on the thirtieth floor!<



Then what's that?<  Ranma noted grimly, pointing at a glowing

figure swooping in their direction from the shattered office.

She's powered by a dragon, 'member, same as Herb, so she can

probably fly like he can.<



Oh.<



No time.  Everybody, invisible NOW.  Tactical withdrawal:  all

you guys... uh, 'cept Shampoo, get outta here, invisible, stay

quiet, nobody turns around.  Rendezvous ten blocks over, the

Danny's restaurant, booth in the back.  Heal up there.<



What about you, Ranchan?<



I'm gonna scout Nabiki's intentions and capabilities, and give

you guys cover to get away.  Don't worry 'bout me; I'll use the

Umisen-ken to break away.  Shampoo, you stay in that alley.

You're backup.  Don't do nothin' 'cept maybe probin' with the

rensu, got that?<



Understood.<



Ukyou and Kodachi left immediately, Akane after a short

backwards glance.  Moments later, Nabiki arrived to find only

Ranma standing, feet spread and knees slightly bent, in the

middle of the dark, empty street.  Nabiki hovered in the air, ten

feet up, still enveloped in a burning orange aura which outshone

the streetlamps.  Nabiki smiled and licked her lips.



"What, only you, Ranma-kun?  Where's my darling little sister?

And the rest of your harem?"



"What're you gonna do, Nabiki?  That guy told ya to kill us.  Ya

gonna do it?"



"Maybe."  Nabiki grinned widely.  "I haven't decided yet.  I

could, you know.  I can do anything I want."



"Akane 'n the other girls are away from here, safe."  >Nabiki?

can you hear me like this?<



Of course, Ranma-kun... Ah, you lied.  One of the girls...

Shampoo, I think... is still here somewhere.  I can feel it.<

Resuming normal speech, Nabiki smiled, showing teeth.  "Maybe

I'll... amuse myself... with Shampoo.  For now."



"Ya think so?  You can't even find her."  Ranma watched Nabiki's

face carefully as he said that.  Nabiki looked around the street

slowly, uncertainly, then focused back on Ranma.



"I know you have that invisibility trick.  You're testing me,

aren't you?" Nabiki smiled nastily.  "What if I say I'll hurt

Akane?"



Ranma leapt straight up at Nabiki, firing a couple of small, one-

handed Mouko Takabisha bursts as he did.  Distracted, Nabiki let

him get too close.  Ranma grabbed her shoulders and flipped

himself onto Nabiki's back.  Nabiki's position in the air hardly

wavered.



Damn,< Ranma sent to Shampoo.  >She's good at flying, Shiatsu

points aren't working, and her aura's burnin' me a bit.<



Flipping himself back to Nabiki's front, Ranma kicked her in the

solar plexus, then gave her a carefully-gauged rabbit-punch in the

throat.  Nabiki just smiled wider.  >Some kinda... resistance in

her aura or something, protecting her.  My punches and kicks

aren't gettin' through.<



Ranma let go and dropped back to the street directly below Nabiki.

(She's putting out hot ki just like Herb did.  Better use a mild

variant, though.) Icily calm, he extended his arms and spun in

place briefly, then punched straight up at Nabiki.  A whirlwind

duly formed.  Nabiki, however, didn't move from her hovering

position.



"Well, Ranma-kun?  Your most powerful attack can't even budge me.

What are you going to do now?"  Nabiki grinned down at Ranma.



Ranma looked up at Nabiki grimly.  "I don't know.  Yet."

Shampoo?  We're outta here.<  Ranma disappeared, thoroughly.



Nabiki lost her grin.  She flew up and down the street briefly,

but found no trace of Ranma or of Shampoo.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Meanwhile, a few blocks away, the other three girls sat at a

large, three-sided booth in the back of a coffee-shop.  Akane

fumed while Ukyou waved over a waitress.  "Why pick _her_ to

stay?"



"I think you know why, Akane," said Kodachi, resting her chin on

the backs of her hands, her elbows on the table.  "Ranma trusts

Shampoo to obey orders she doesn't like, due to her upbringing.

You would leap out of hiding the moment it looked like Ranma might

be in trouble.  I might as well."



Ukyou glanced at Akane, then covered Akane's left hand with her

own and looked into Akane's eyes.  "And... if worst comes to

worst, Shampoo will do whatever is necessary.  Neither you nor I

could easily bring ourselves to harm Nabiki."



Akane looked down at the tabletop with worry.  Ten minutes later,

Ranma and Shampoo appeared, standing by the booth.  They slid in.



Slight disguises.  Kodachi, since you can't, shift your position

so your back's to the window.<



Everyone but Kodachi cast slight illusions on themselves, enough

to look unlike themselves from street.  In a few more minutes,

the waitress reappeared, and all five started eating their way

through large piles of pancakes.  The waitresses and other

customers occasionally looked dubiously at the five's wrinkled,

ripped black tracksuits.



Nabiki's plenty powerful.  It'll be real tough to beat her, if

we hafta.  I'm not sure what she's thinkin'.  She's no zombie,

under that guy's total control or nothin', but she's not her

normal self neither.<



Husband, the Nabiki we know has never been a strong warrior, nor

willing to work to become one.  But now she has power, for free.

What effect would this have on her?<



Akane said nothing, but grew nervous thinking about it.



"There you are, Son-in-Law.  We've been looking for you."



Cologne abruptly stood in the middle of the table, accompanied by

Chingensai, Ukyou's sensei.



"Oh?  Either 'a you got any bright ideas what ta do about

Nabiki?  Or maybe you've just remembered something important

about the Kagema, or this Jason character?"



"Husband!"  Shampoo looked shocked.  "You don't think great-

grandmother is keeping secrets from us?"



Cologne coughed.  "...Uhhh, actually, Shampoo, I did just uncover

an old scroll about the Kagema's last appearance..."



"Ha!  Thing is, son, I kinda knew about this too.  Slipped my

mind, sorta.  But it seems a tad important now."



"You could say that."  Ranma snorted.



"A long time ago, Son-in-Law, the Kagema, which this scroll

describes as legendary demons from another realm, attacked China.

Four great champions arose and beat them back, and they were

thought to have disappeared forever.  Now we know that that was

not so, and that they have returned."



"These 'four great champions' got any names?" Ranma asked drily.



"...this scroll doesn't give any..." Cologne murmured.



"Now, son, yew may have a parcel of pretty young things pantin'

after yew," Chingensai started, then "OWWWW!" he exclaimed as

Ukyou hit him on the head.  Rubbing his head, he continued, "but

even you can learn a trick or two from us old fogies.  Anyway,

I heard a thing or two about these Kagema while I was in China,

and I think the scalliwag we're dealin' with here is their

second-in-command, fellow by the name of Gnarliin.  Stories say

he's the usual point man for any new thrust; good with disguises;

influential; hard customer to nail."



"THAT certainly sounds like this Jason creep, or Da Wa, or

whatever," Ranma commented.



"The Kagema disguise technique don't work the same as what

I taught you 'n the girlies," Chingensai nodded at Ukyou, Akane,

and Shampoo.  "An' yew can't see through it the same way.  The

Kagema don't just cloud yer mind, usin' some ki-based technique;

they got some high-falutin' way 'o bendin' light itself."



"There _is_ a technique, Son-in-Law, which will enable you to see

through Gnarliin's disguises, but it will take some time to teach

it to you.  It is a variation on the astral body separation

technique which you've been studying, but a very complex one."



"My sensei, Fujiwara-sama, has spoken of the technique you

mention.  I have only taken the first steps myself," Kodachi

noted.



"Forget that now!  What about Oneechan?" cried an anxious Akane.



Cologne and Chingensai looked a bit downcast, then glanced

at each other.  "Well, yew see..."



"...we don't know enough yet, Son-in-Law.  Clearly Nabiki is or

was controlled by Gnarliin, and she is drawing her power from

the Dragon Medallion.  To some extent, she also appears to be

intoxicated by the power of the Dragon.  We must disentangle the

threads which Gnarliin has woven between himself, Nabiki, and the

Medallion.  These must have been woven very carefully, as Gnarliin

cannot directly control the Medallion himself."



"Ya see, young feller, them Kagema have a wee problem with magic.

Its presence weakens and eventually kills them."



Ranma nodded.  "Gnarliin, when he was that cult guy, told the

girls the Kagema were out to destroy magic items.  I take it

that's because they're a threat to the Kagema?"



"Why, shore, that's the way we..."  Chingensai was abruptly cut

off as Cologne's cane collided with his mouth.



"That's not important now, Son-in-Law.  We must plan a way to

draw this dark version of Nabiki out, keeping her distracted

while we dissect the threads by which she is controlled."



Ranma rubbed his hands.  "A good long fight'll do that, long

as we can keep from gettin' killed, or killin' her."



"You will need considerable assistance for this, Son-in-Law."



Ranma looked around the table.  "Kodachi, can you give your

sensei a call, see if she can help the old fogies' brigade?"



"As you say, Ranma-sama."  Kodachi rose and headed for a

phone.



"Might I suggest that you give Hibiki Ryouga a call, Son-in-Law?"



"Yeah, I was just thinking that.  And Konatsu.  Kunou?  Hmmm, I

guess, but Nabiki might just be annoyed enough at the poor guy ta

really fry 'im.  And I really hate that stupid new name he's

claimin'.  Hmmm... wish we had time to get aholda Taro or Rouge,

but they're on their honeymoon."



"Rouge might be a match for Nabiki in power, Husband, but not

in strategy.  And Nabiki is all too aware of Rouge's weakness:

hot water."



Ranma's gaze came to rest on Akane.  A touch of real fear came

to his gaze, but Akane gazed steadily back.



Don't even think about it, Ranma.  If you fight, I fight,

no matter the danger.  And Nabiki-Oneechan won't hurt her own

sister.<



Reluctantly, Ranma nodded.  "Okay, let's make some plans..."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Much later, the group broke up.



"Ranma, should we go home tonight?  What if Nabiki shows up

there?"



"No problem.  We'll stay in some handy hotel so she can't find us.

Kodachi, you shouldn't go home tonight either.  Better stay with

us."



Kodachi smiled sultrily.  "As you wish, Ranma-sama."



Akane stared icily at Kodachi.  "SEPARATE beds."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

At the Tendo household, Nabiki descended into the yard.  Still

surrounded by a burning orange aura and floating ten centimeters

off the floor, she proceeded into the house.  "I'm home!"



"Oh, Nabiki.  Did the others return with you?" asked Kasumi,

wiping her hands on a towel as she stepped from the kitchen.



"They aren't here yet?"



"No; should they be?"



"We got separated.  I'll check Ucchan's."  Nabiki burst straight

up through the roof, leaving a hole.



"Oh my, now Nabiki's leaving holes just like Rouge-san.  Well,

she'll just have to fix it herself when she gets back."



Nabiki tried Ucchan's, the Nekohanten, and finally the Kunou

household, but found nobody other than Kunou Tatewaki.  Eventually

she returned to the Tendo household and slept in her own bed.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

The next day, the fifth day after Christmas, Kunou Tatewaki

answered his telephone.  "It is I, whose voice alone can silence a

crying child, the Purple Dinosaur of Tokyo University!  What

service can I render unto thee?"  Kunou listened, then spoke

again.  "Of a surety I shall aid thee, my fierce tigress of love!

I come at once!"  Grabbing his bokken, Kunou dashed out of the

house.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Later, in a large park, Ranma, Akane, Ukyou, Shampoo, and Kodachi,

plus Ryouga, Kunou, and Konatsu, gathered.



"Everyone here?  'Kay, I've sent her our location; Nabiki'll be

here in a few minutes.  Stay on your toes, 'n let's keep each

other alive.  We gotta make this fight last as long as we can,

give the old fogies time to probe her."



"You especially be careful, Ryouga-san," Akane enthused.  "You

have your baby daughter to go home to.  And Akari-san will never

forgive us if we let you get hurt."



Ryouga looked stricken.  Ranma elbowed him.  "C'mon, P-Chan,

get it together.  You'll be back raisin' pigs before you know

it."



Ryouga grew angry.  "Shut up, Ranma!  At least _I'm_ a father now!

What about you; your curse affect your virility?"



Kodachi looked a bit disturbed, but Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyou

just giggled for moment, exchanging looks.  Ranma looked 

disturbed momentarily, then chuckled patronizingly.  "I'll worry

about that when the time...  Uh oh; look sharp; here she comes!"



A glowing Nabiki glided into the clearing and hovered over the

group.  "You MUST be joking.  THIS is your challenge?  I know all

your weaknesses, remember."  Nabiki gestured, and a wave of water

came out of nowhere and crashed over the group, rendering Ranma

female, Shampoo feline, and Ryouga porcine.  Kunou immediately

glomped Ranma from behind; Ranma reached back and grabbed a hand-

full of shirt, then threw the kendoist straight at Nabiki, who

idly swatted Kunou away with one hand.



"Mouko Takabisha!"  Ranma cried as she fired a two-handed blast

at Nabiki.  Behind her, Ukyou and Konatsu leaped to attack from

the rear.  Nabiki gestured, and both were slammed out of the air

by her aura.



A ribbon whipped out, attempting to wrap around Nabiki.  Nabiki

grinned nastily, caught it, and pulled.  Grabbing Kodachi by the

leotard-front, she flung Kodachi straight up, then engaged

Ranma with a series of rapid-fire bursts which Ranma dodged.

Kodachi fell to the ground, one leg twisted underneath her.



Ukyou and Konatsu recovered and attacked anew.  Nabiki dodged,

grabbed Konatsu by one foot, then threw him into Ukyou.  This time

neither moved.



Suddenly a shi-shi hokodan caught Nabiki from behind.  P-chan,

standing on his rear two legs, recovered, then dashed forward.

Nabiki fluttered to the ground.  Ranma and P-chan closed, Ranma

leaping and kicking hundreds of times in one attack; P-chan

using the Breaking Point technique to explode the ground under

Nabiki's feet.  Nabiki, motionless, just grinned.



Meanwhile, Akane held neko-Shampoo out of Ranma's sight.  Three

times she almost dropped Shampoo and dashed out to fight, but

caught herself each time.  Finally, when P-chan went flying and

didn't rise again, she acted.



Akane, desperate and crying, dashed out holding neko-Shampoo in

one hand, and shoved her in Ranma's face.  Ranma's scream abruptly

cut off and was replaced by a yowl and she bent towards all fours.

Hissing, Ranma leapt at the hovering, glowing, smirking Nabiki.



Flame from Nabiki's fingers shot towards Ranma, who snarled and

shred it with her claws.  Nabiki narrowed her eyes.  Hands of

orange, burning aura spread out from Nabiki to meet Ranma's claws

in mid-air, halting them.  Grinning, Nabiki gradually forced Ranma

back.  Nabiki raised her leg and attempted to kick Ranma in the

groin.  Ranma dodged her first four attempts.  Nabiki grew angry.



"That's it, brother-in-law," Nabiki snarled.  "You're history!"

Nabiki's aura suddenly expanded four-fold, hurling nekoken-Ranma

away.  One arm of burning aura reached out faster, though, and

caught Ranma.  The hand started to squeeze.  Consciousness faded

from Ranma's eyes.



"Ranma!  No, you can't, Nabiki!" Akane screamed.  Picking up a

nearby boulder, Akane hurled it at Nabiki.  It shattered on

Nabiki's aura.  Nabiki dropped Ranma from a height of thirty feet,

then flew down and landed in front of Akane.



"Nighty-night, little sis," Nabiki grinned nastily as she plonked

Akane in the forehead with one finger.  Akane's head snapped

backwards, then she fell to the ground.



"Now," Nabiki mused to herself, hovering casually with arms

loosely crossed.  "What do I do with you all?  Kill you?"



"No, you won't, Nabiki-chan."



Nabiki paused and looked about her.



Happosai, looking sorrowful, wheeled his wheelchair into

the clearing, a blanket covering his shattered legs.  "I am in

part responsible for what has happened here.  Though it cost me

all my precious darlings, I will put it right!"



"Huh?  The old lech?" Ranma blearily raised her head, leaning on

her forearms.  A quick check showed only herself and Kodachi still

conscious.



"Watch and learn, Son-in-Law.  Use all your senses; this

battle will not be purely physical," came the subtle whisper.



Happosai's ki aura emerged, an enormous, ghostly version of

himself.



Nabiki sniggered.  "And what do you think that can do to ME,

old man?"  She casually raised one arm and pointed a finger at

Happosai.  Nothing happened.  She frowned.  "Blocking my

power somehow, are you, old goat?  Well, let's see you block

this."



Nabiki emitted her own ki aura, its blazing vastly overshadowing

Happosai's.  Ranma raised one hand to shield her eyes.



"Use your astral senses as well, child," came another whisper.



Ranma partly freed her astral body and watched the battle.

She found that Nabiki's and Happosai's ki aura bodies were

mirrored on the astral plane, furiously exchanging blows.



"Now, see if'n yew can't watch both ways, young feller."



Ranma watched as Happosai feinted on the astral plane with

a grab at astral-Nabiki's bosom.  Simultaneously, on the

physical plane, his ki body raised a huge hand to grab

Nabiki.



"Use your mind, Son-in-Law; feel their thoughts in conflict."



Ranma felt Happosai forcing thoughts of poverty and rejection

upon Nabiki.  Thoughts flickered through his perceptions,

unfavorable visual comparisons of Nabiki's naked body to Akane's

and Kasumi's.  Hot spikes of envy and embarrassment came from

Nabiki in response, distracting her from the conflict.



"Watch Happosai's techniques, his tactics, child.  See how

he handles a more powerful opponent."



On the astral plane, quick flares lanced from Happosai towards

Nabiki, who tried to block them all.  Nabiki countered with

a furious astral fist, only to miss Happosai entirely.



"Yew'll need pretty near ever' thing yew see 'ol Happi-kun do,

soon enuff."



On the physical plane, Happosai's ki aura withstood a flare

burst from Nabiki.  Meanwhile, Nabiki's purpose faltered as

Happosai's thoughts reminded her of good times with her

family.  Pictures of her mother smiling at her surfaced;

then Nabiki saw her mother watch her fight with Happosai

and frown disapprovingly at Nabiki.



On the astral plane, Happosai ignited a starburst in front

of Nabiki, through which dozens of slimy tentacles wriggled

to the attack.  Nabiki, panicked, started to incinerate

them one-by-one, paying no attention to the long, dark,

roundabout tentacle reaching for the back of her head.



On the physical plane, Happosai's aura started to shrink,

his face drawn and tired.  Nabiki saw herself regress in

age, held comfortably to her mother's bosom, helpless but

protected from every threat.



Nabiki fizzled out.  She started to fall to earth, her

clothes restored to their original loose state.  A revived Akane

dove and caught her, then laid her down, unconscious.



Cologne, Chingensai, and Fujiwara appeared, standing around

Nabiki and examining her closely.  Fujiwara knelt and put a finger

to Nabiki's forehead.



Ranma stood and limped over to where Happosai now sat in

his wheelchair, struggling to stay awake.  "Ranma my boy...

that took... all I had..."  Happosai nodded once and passed

out.



"Nabiki-chan seems all right..." started Ukyou, watching intently

over the heads of the older trio.



"No, something's...  not quite right..." Kodachi frowned, trying

to understand her perceptions.  A restored Shampoo supported

Kodachi on the latter's remaining unfractured leg.



Cologne rose and looked at the assembled teens.  "Nabiki is

physically fine, but otherwise not fine at all.  Most of the

threads which Gnarliin bound between himself and her ego are

gone, but the link between her will and the Dragon Medallion is

still growing stronger.  Gnarliin seems to have used some of his

own life force to establish that link, but it is also maintained

because Nabiki herself desires it.  Happi managed to bind her

power temporarily, chaining her inner self, her id, if you will.

But these chains are already starting to loosen.  We have maybe

forty-eight hours, perhaps a bit more, before Nabiki will be back

at full power and again at the mercy of her own darkest

instincts."



"What can we do?  We can't kill Oneechan!"



"The alternative will be difficult.  First, we must somehow kill

Gnarliin himself within forty-eight hours.  The link he has woven

between Nabiki's id and the Dragon's power will then start to

unravel."



"Kill...?" Ranma replied, then clenched his teeth.  "If we

absolutely gotta, then okay.  How do we do it?"



"Not 'we', Son-In-Law.  You alone can handle this, with Happosai

now so weak.  Only Happi and you possess the raw power required.

We must spend the intervening time drilling you in the techniques

you will use."



Fujiwara looked at the girls.  "And while your mutual love

interest is engaging Gnarliin's attention, some of you will have

another mission, to persuade the young lady to voluntarily

relinquish her link to the Dragon..."



"Nabiki-oneechan will listen to me!" Akane interrupted.



"...while she is still unconscious."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Kunou and Konatsu turned out to need hospitalization.  Ryouga

left for home, after seeing Nabiki safely put to bed in the Tendo

home.  Then, in the dojo, Ranma's training began.



"To begin with, we'll give you some experience in fighting on

multiple levels, youngster.  Your lady-friends will spar with you

physically, while Chingensai engages you on another level.  Try to

keep Cologne from striking your shiatsu points."  Fujiwara smiled,

then abruptly was on the opposite side of Ranma from Cologne,

wielding her fans.  Cologne grinned.  Both blurred forward.  From

the front, Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyou attacked as well.



Ranma leapt, jumped, whirled, and dodged, blocking blows he barely

saw coming.  The attacks came faster and faster.  Sweat poured off

Ranma's brow.  He grinned, enjoying himself, but wondered when the

real attack would start.



To one side, Chingensai grinned, then shut his eyes.  Ranma felt a

sudden pounding in his head, a pressure he could not immediately

interpret.  Suddenly sharp needles shot through his awareness,

disrupting his control of his muscles.  Ranma felt his mind turn

itself inside out as a vortex of dizzingly confused images gyrated

through his mind.



Unable to concentrate, Ranma felt Cologne's cane, then one of

Fujiwara's fans, slip through his defenses to brush spots which

Ranma knew could paralyze him.  "Resist!" came Chingensai's harsh

command.  "Summon your will!  Concentrate!  Shift to meet my mind

at every point!"



Ranma focused on the back of his hands, pressing, he now saw,

against the dojo floor.  He became aware that he was on hands and

knees, his other foes having let up for a moment.  



Ranma gritted his teeth and forced himself to stand.  He took a

deep breath, then assumed a stance and nodded.  Ignoring the

pain in his head, he blocked a new attack from Fujiwara but

let Ukyou's battle spatula slam into his side.  Ranma went flying,

but he flipped himself upright and bounced off the dojo wall.  A

moment later his finger stabbed out to brush a nerve cluster on

Cologne's arm.  Gathering his ki, he shot an immaterial needle at

Chingensai, disrupting the next attack from that direction.  He

dodged several more attacks as his headache eased.



The next time Chingensai struck, Ranma saw how the technique

worked.  He shook his head, taking a kick from Akane in the side,

but, saw an opening in Chingensai's defense and struck back.



Immediately, Ranma's headache cleared up.  Chingensai keeled over,

unconscious.  It took another hour to wake him up.



Fujiwara called a halt.  "Time for something more relaxing,

youngster:  the technique required to see through Gnarliin's

deceptions."



Ranma, who had been looking at the floor, completely exhausted,

perked up a bit.  "Oh, good.  I want that one."



"It's quite simple in concept, but tricky in execution."

Fujiwara chuckled gently.  "First, free your astral body the way

I taught you, but only partially.  Keep your physical body

animated."



Ranma concentrated, clenching a fist.  "Got it."



Fujiwara's eyes defocused and refocused momentarily.  "Very good

for one so young, though you need some practice in tuning the

degree of separation.  Pull most of your awareness back into your

body.  Leave only the minimum astral presence needed for sight."



Ranma tried this, tentatively, until Fujiwara agreed that he had

it right.  "Now disperse your remaining astral self; expand it.

Imagine yourself as a mist, grown to fill the dojo.  Tenuous, but

sensitive. That's right...  now tune your perceptions fully to

this plane, ignoring the astral.  Good, good...  Now:  final step.

Imagine your astral body dispersing even more, extending your

presence outside the building.  Watch Kasumi in the kitchen...

see Nabiki asleep upstairs... see your wives, sitting against the

wall here.  Hold it so that you can see all three at once...

There; that's it.  You have it."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

That night, Akane & Ranma lay together in bed.  Ranma lay on

his front, head on his arms, while Akane kneaded his back muscles.



C'mon, you guys, put some energy into it!< came Ukyou's

thought, chuckling.



Akane always likes your touch on that spot, Husband,< added

Shampoo, complete with the image of a spot marked on Akane's

body.



"YOU GUYS?!"  expostulated Akane.  "Can't we have any privacy?"



Nope,< chorused Ukyou and Shampoo together, smugly.



"See, Ranma, it's already this bad.  Can you see why I don't want

Kodachi too?"



"I understand your point, Akane.  Can't say I'm looking forward

to it.  I'm just startin' to maybe agree with Ucchan and Shampoo

that maybe we got no real choice."



"Ranma!"  Akane wailed in despair.  "Where does it stop?  First

it was you and me; then you and me and Ukyou; then Shampoo.  Why

should I think Kodachi won't be followed by numbers five and six?"



"Akane, I... Look.  I ain't sayin' this cause I wanna bed

Kodachi or nothing, ya understand?  But I kinda think Kodachi

might be the last."



Ukyou and Shampoo registered surprise.  Akane looked puzzled.



"There's a number of things.  The four of you've been after me,

sorta, for two-three years now.  ONLY the four of you.  Why

think some new girl's gonna pop up outta nowhere now?"



"That means nothing, Ranma," insisted Akane, crossly.  "The IHA

could assign some new girl to our team at any moment."



"Yeah, but... Okay.  Here's the rest of it.  I'm startin' ta think

this whole thing is some kinda big plan cooked up by the four old

fogies.  And that they're still holdin' out on us.  I mean, didn't

it occur to you that THEY might be the 'four great champions' in

the scroll?  Chingensai practically admitted he was one 'fore

Cologne shut him up."



"What does that have to do with whether or not you sleep with

Kodachi?"  Akane sat up, looking away from Ranma with her arms

crossed.



"Cause I think the ki recharge technique is central to their plan,

whatever it is.  And the technique's limit is four, four women

and one guy.  And that scroll said even the limit of four's never

been done before, but we've done it, right?  And I looked over the

proof pretty good, and I think it's right:  four IS the max.  So

the plan can't use any more girls."



Husband may be right.  If great-grandmother, Fujiwara, and the

two old lechers did beat the Kagema before, but they knew it

wasn't forever, they would of course begin to make plans for a

rematch.<



Exactly, sugar.  And we know your great-grandmother guided your

entire upbringing; Chingensai had a lot to do with mine; Happosai

created the environment in which Ranchan and Akane grew up.  And

didn't Kodachi say that Fujiwara-chan taught her off and on her

whole life?<



You guys got it.  I think all five of us've spent our whole lives

bein' developed into some kinda weapon against the Kagema.<



Akane thought about this.  "That's... frightening, Ranma.  What

are we, just weapons?"



What else does Akane want to be?  That sounds like a good destiny

to me,< Shampoo thought.



In the other room, Ukyou snorted and punched Shampoo in the

shoulder.  >Seriously, Akane-chan, Ranchan's making sense to me.

and if it IS true, then Kodachi-chan belongs with us, AND she's

the last woman we'll have to share Ranchan with.<



I'll think about it...< replied Akane in a glum tone.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

On New Year's Eve, Kasumi decorated the house and dojo with pine,

bamboo, and plum tree branches.  Nodoka hung the shimenawa, the

rice-straw rope, at the outside entrance to the Tendo household,

then hung paper lanterns on a string from the gate to the main

door of the house, and in the side yard from the veranda to the

plum tree.  Akane closeted herself with Kodachi and Fujiwara in

her bedroom.



All day, students and neighbors called on the Tendos, many

bringing envelopes of money to Nabiki, paying back loans taken out

during the year.  Nabiki never woke up, however, so a pile of

envelopes accumulated on her desk.



In the dojo, Ranma confronted Cologne and Chingensai.



"You must master ki aura combat as well as astral plane and

telepathic combat in order to defeat Gnarliin, Son-in-Law."



"Heh.  I bet I can already do that one."  Ranma concentrated, then

his aura expanded into a semi-transparent, much larger version of

himself.



"Not bad, sonny-boy, not bad."  Chingensai matched the feat and

faced off with Ranma's aura-self.  "I'm not Happi-kun's match at

this, but we'll see."



The two auras filled the dojo, but did little damage to it.  At

first, Chingensai used basic maneuvers, to let Ranma grow

accustomed to manipulation of his aura-self, but then he started

using more and more complicated techniques.



After an hour, Cologne called a break.  "You've done well, Son-in-

Law, but now we must conduct another exercise.  Sit down, close

your eyes, and meditate for a few minutes, centering yourself.

This next step is a big one."



Ranma did as Cologne bid.  After a while Cologne resumed speaking.

"Now cast your mind back to the Musk's fortress, and the cavern

beneath it.  Picture to yourself the spiral pattern enscribed on

the floor; what it felt like to gaze upon it.  Remember your first

step onto the path, the sparks flying up around you.  Your second

step.  Your third.  The resistance; the willpower you exerted to

move your limbs.  Yes... yes..."  Cologne paced around Ranma,

studying his trance.  She nodded approval.  "There!  That moment;

that feeling.  The sparks have entered your body and are flowing

through your ki channels, opening up.  Your perceptions of time

and space are shifted; remember that moment, capture it!  You're

now at the center of the spiral path; you're picturing to yourself

where you want to go.  Feel again that moment when your body faded

from one location; that hidden direction into which you stepped.

See it in your mind's eye.  Study it; know how to find it again.

Remember again the sensation of being _between_, in that other

place; how you knew the direction in which to step.  Then you

arrived; that feeling, that conviction that you were at the right

spot.  Study its quality.  Again, the step you made, reversing

your previous step, into that hidden direction.  Remember all of

this now."  Cologne, with a smile, repeated herself slowly.

"Remember..."



Ranma appeared frozen in his cross-legged posture, his back

straight and eyes closed.  Cologne turned to Chingensai, who

nodded.  "Okay, son-in-law, now remember the cavern itself.

Picture it to yourself.  Now, in your imagination, retrace your

steps there, through that hidden direction.  Are you ready?  Then

take the step."



Ranma vanished.  Cologne nodded, then vanished herself.  A moment

later, both reappeared in the Dojo.



Cologne spoke to Chingensai.  "He has it."



Ranma spoke.  "Yes.  This is how you and the old lech always

manage to just appear, standing beside us, without any warning."



Cologne smiled.  "You are indeed perceptive, Son-in-Law."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Upstairs, Kodachi lay on Akane's bed, her leg in a cast,

conversing with Fujiwara, who sat in the desk chair.



Akane sat down on the other side of the double bed.  Looking at

Kodachi, she frowned momentarily.  "We could have used you

yesterday and today, Kodachi, to help train Ranma, if only your

leg were healed.  I really hate the thought that Ranma might not

be getting all the help he needs."



Yet again, Akane lay her hands on Kodachi's broken leg and closed

her eyes, trying to apply the reiki healing technique.  Akane

focused her will, calming herself, trying to put aside every

thought except healing Kodachi.  Phantom images flitted through

her mind:  Kodachi attacking her with a mallet, Kodachi hugging or

kissing Ranma.  Nothing happened except that a tear escaped from

one of Akane's eyes.



Fujiwara's cell phone buzzed.  She began to answer it as she left

the room and walked out into the hall.  "Hainsu-kun?  What is it

you couldn't decide without interrupting me?  Your orders were..."



"Akane, why are you crying?  My leg will heal sooner or later on

its own."



"Ranma might need you!" Akane burst out.  "He needs everything he

can get; we have to win this fight for Nabiki-oneechan."



Kodachi looked down.  "You don't really feel that way.  You can't;

I'm in love with your husband, Akane.  And Ranma-sama himself

doesn't need me or want me; he never has.  You shouldn't try to

heal me; I don't deserve it."

  

Akane's voice strengthened.  "You're part of the team, Kodachi.

We need you at full strength."  Focusing, Akane tried again to

heal Kodachi's leg.  This time, a weak blue glow appeared around

Akane's hands.  "You deserve to be healed, Kodachi, as much as any

of us do."



Kodachi put one hand over Akane's.  "Let me help."



Akane felt Kodachi adding her own ki to the process.  "That's

helping."  Akane smiled at Kodachi, but inside she felt uncertain.

Akane was shocked at how little ki Kodachi was adding to the

process.  Thinking it over, she realized that Kodachi had never

received the benefit of the ki recharge technique as she herself,

Ukyou, and Shampoo had.  The possible consequences of relying on

a teammate who was without the technique's benefits occurred to

Akane, as did the realization that it was largely her own

insistence that kept Ranma from using the technique with Kodachi.



Akane stopped when Fujiwara re-entered the bedroom.  "Now,

children, let's continue where we left off.  This time, I will

help Akane enter your mind, Kurobara-chan, so she can learn your

internal symbology.  Later, you will assist Akane through the

astral plane to enter the mind of her oldest sister, Kasumi-san.

That should be enough practice for your attempt tomorrow."



Akane and Kodachi both relaxed and closed their eyes.



"Now, child," Fujiwara said to Akane, "don't think at Kodachi, but

just feel her mind next to yours.  Think about her.  Listen to her

thoughts.  Now flow deeper, into the fleeting images which pass

through her mind at the threshold of her awareness..."



    A six-year-old Kodachi training in gymnastics, subject to

    complete indifference from both parents.  Occasional kind

    words from her teacher Fujiwara, a distant relative, spurring

    her to greater effort.



    At eight, Fujiwara finding more time to spend with her to

    train her.  Feelings of accomplishment as she posted national

    rankings for her age-group in gymnastics, shogi, and go.

    Hardly noticing when her mother moved to Tahiti for good.



    At nine, her extreme disappointment when the frequency of

    Fujiwara's visits had to be cut back.  Resentment at the

    attention her brother is receiving from her father.



    At ten, gradual awareness that her family is much, much

    wealthier than anyone else she knows.  Seeing resentment of

    her clothes, her leisure, and her private lessons in the

    faces of her classmates.



    At thirteen, her father leaving for Hawaii indefinitely.

    General relief leavened with guilt at feeling this way.



    At fourteen, discovering boys from afar.  The fascination in

    her occasional encounters on the street.  Becoming wary of

    their intentions, both towards her body and her money.



    At sixteen, beginning to wonder if any male in the world was

    really a physical match for her.  Simultaneously becoming

    jaded by the effect of her looks and money on boys her age.

    Then, being saved by and meeting Ranma on the Tendo roof.  The

    glint of light on his teeth as he smiled, the feel of the

    muscles in his arms as they held her safely.



    Quick infatuation turning into something more as Ranma proved

    indifferent to her money and her charms, but, on rare

    occasions, willing to help her when she needed it.



    Fujiwara's reentry into her life.  Her realization of how she

    was perceived by others for her gymnastic tactics.  Gradual

    acknowledgement that she was losing the contest for Ranma,

    possibly had lost it already.  Feeling the ego-boosts she

    received from her poses of superiority flee more and more

    quickly each time she gave the laugh or cheated in a contest.

    Making up her mind to change, to seek more lasting

    satisfaction following her mentor into public service.  The

    revelation that Ranma and her rivals were already government

    agents.



    Entry into Tokyo University with the appropriate curriculum

    for a diplomatic or government career.  Behind-the-scenes

    coaching by Fujiwara; understanding how high a position her

    erstwhile gymnastics mentor actually held, and why she hadn't

    been around more often during Kodachi's girlhood.  Obtaining

    Fujiwara's grudging acknowledgement that she was ready

    to join the elite "officeladies" team of agents during their

    formal training in spycraft.



Akane found herself crying, to her surprise, at finally

understanding her most disliked rival.  Impulsively, she gave

Kodachi a hug.  "You belong on the team, Kodachi.  I'm glad you're

here."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Back in the dojo, an exhausted Ranma, back flat to the floor,

stared up at his two mentors.  Judicially, Cologne nodded.

Chengensai cackled and rubbed his hands.



"Ha!  Now, sonny-boy, the fun part.  There's just one wee final

step ya gotta take to be completely charged up and ready to go."



"Son-in-law, I'm sure you clearly remember the illustrated book

you borrowed from me almost two years ago."



Ranma flushed.  "Uhh, yeah, I still got it if ya want it back..."



"No, no, Son-in-law.  I call your attention to position 137, which

you may happen to remember:  the position with the maximum ki

charging rate."



"Err... just possibly." Ranma began to sweat.  "Not that I've

tried it or nothing."



"That position, as I know you are aware, requires one male and

three females.  Now extrapolate:  how would you vary that position

to accomodate a fourth female?"



"Huh?  Umm... Oh, I know, you'd just..." Ranma's mind shut his

mouth down before it got any further.  "Umm... let's just say I

can think of a way to do that."



"And would that be the optimal position involving four?"



"Hmmm...." Ranma thought aloud he envisioned the possibilities.

"Not quite; you'd move that girl over a bit this way, this one

that way...  Yeah, that's it.  That's the best ya can do."  Ranma

felt completely certain that he had an optimal solution to the

problem.



Cologne applauded.  Chingensai grinned.  "Right.  Now sonny-boy,

all's yew need to do for the next part is find four young, willing

fillies.  Think yew can do that?"



Ranma stared into the two pairs of eyes watching him.  "Lemme

guess... ya want me to do it tonight?"



"Bright boy, sonny!"



"While we cannot, as you are aware, Son-in-Law, calculate the

effects with any precision, we believe that the flow of ki

generated will be many times the most you have handled previously.

The physical and mental changes this will render on you should be

most... spectacular."



"I'm not gonna suddenly get short and wrinkled like you guys, am

I?" Ranma asked, suspiciously.



Chingensai smirked.  "We old fogies can't be sure 'a that." 



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

At the Nekohanten, Ukyou and Shampoo conversed mentally while

they worked, Ukyou shifting between waitressing and helping

Shampoo's father in the kitchen as required.



So what was on your mind the other day, Sugar?<



Great-grandmother tried to help me understand you, Akane, and

Husband better.  Specifically why I must be the "foreign

housemaid" in public, and why you expect me to play such a part.<



Oh.  That.<  Ukyou caught, flitting through Shampoo's thoughts,

a brief recap of some of the occasions where an abrupt shift from

private to public personas had caught Shampoo off guard.



I am not used to being one person in private and such a different

person in public.  Nor do I enjoy the way Akane or Husband treat

me on such occasions.<



Ukyou thought that over while she chopped a few ingredients in

the kitchen, then placed them within easy reach of Shampoo's

father.  >You know, Sugar, I guess I'd never really realized how

all this must seem to you.  We're all pals, then suddenly you're

my brother's housemaid.  And I shift my persona from a woman

flirting with Ranma, to being his adoptive brother.  Sometimes I

pretend to flirt with you or Akane, almost without thinking about

it.<



I just don't understand:  why?  Why all this pretense?  Why do

we not just be ourselves to the world at large?<



Ukyou replied slowly as she moved a number of hot dishes from her

tray onto the lazy susan on a large round table in the dining

room.



I guess it's sort of like why we try to hide the fact that we're

the famous "Officelady" agents.  The important thing is preserving

the harmony of Ranchan's household.  Lots of people around here

know who we are, but almost nobody ever mentions it in public, so

we don't get reporters badgering us all the time.  Similarly, all

our schoolmates know that I'm a girl, and they probably all know

you and I are sleeping with Ranma, but they pretend otherwise in

public so that we can all relax and pretend our household is the

same as everyone else's.  It's good for harmony.<



Household harmony...<  Shampoo thought that over.



You know none of us, even Kasumi-chan and Nabiki-chan, really

think of you as a housemaid, or think any less of you, Shampoo.

It's just pretend.<



Then why can't we change positions sometime?  Why can't Akane

be the maid?<  Shampoo caught and juggled six bowls of ramen which

Ukyou threw through the kitchen window, then settled them on her

tray.



Think it through, Sugar.  Everybody knows that Akane is Ranma's

official wife.  They're not going to pretend she's someone else

while you or I are his wife.<



Akane is Senior Wife, true, but why cannot we take turns?  She

can even have more turns, just as she spends more nights with

Husband than you or I.<



It just doesn't work that way in Japan, Sugar.  I don't know how

else to explain it.  Neither you nor I can be Ranchan's wife in

public.  Household harmony requires that we all have to pretend

that our household is just like every other.  Hmmm... but you

don't have to be just the housemaid.  Maybe you can take some

other role.  What else would you like to be?<



I have never thought about it.  My ambition has always been to

raise strong warrior children for the tribe.  I think I might

like to stay in the house and raise all our children.  Neither you

nor Akane want to do that, and someone must.<



If that's what you want to do, Sugar, more power to you.  But

that makes it hard to pass you off as anything other than the

housemaid or the nanny.<



Shampoo thought that over.  >I think I begin to understand.  Your

Japanese ways are so...  Still, I am the one who must adapt.<



Tell you what, Sugar.  Let me know any time you're confused or

annoyed, and I'll do my best to help.  We all will.<



Serving a solitary male customer, Shampoo abruptly smiled.  >Thank

you, Ukyou.  I know you will.<



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Late that evening, the entire Tendo household except Nabiki

gathered to watch the annual New Year's television extravaganza.

Outside, the bells of nearby Shinto shrines could be heard

drifting on the breeze.  Kasumi produced hot sake and fresh rice-

cakes.  Shortly after midnight, after Nodoka, Soun, and Kasumi

had retired, the argument began.



Look, Akane, I'm sorry, but its gotta be tonight.<



Ranma, you pervert!  Just last night you said you weren't

interested in Kodachi!<



Akane...< Ranma pulled his pigtail is frustration.  >...things

have changed, and you know it.  We gotta do it tonight, all five

of us, and I ain't sayin' that just to get in her pants or

nothin'.  You know that perfectly well, if you'd just let yourself

see it.<



Then why, Ranma?  Why tonight?  Why so fast?  Why all four of

us?<



Akane... you know what's at stake as well as I do.  I have to

beat.. kill.. Gnarliin tomorrow, or Nabiki will die.  And I need

every advantage I can get.<



Ranchan, how much difference is Kodachi going to make from just

the three of us?<  Ukyou looked worriedly at Akane.



Who cares if it is even a small difference?  Husband needs every

advantage, and I will help.<



I'm in,< Akane abruptly sent.  >Sorry, I was just being stubborn.

I spent a lot of today thinking about Kodachi, about how she

needs the technique too, and how you do need every advantage we

can give you, Ranma.  So we're set, if Kodachi's agreeable.<



The four climbed the stairs to Akane's bedroom and entered,

waking Kodachi from where she still slept.  Ranma twiddled his

thumbs nervously, then started, "Kodachi, we got a favor to ask

of you..."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

The next morning, New Year's Day, the rising sun found Ranma and

all four girls waking up gradually in Akane's bed.  Ranma

stretched, then checked Kodachi's leg.  Finding it fully healed,

he broke the cast and discarded it, then gave Kodachi a smile and

ran one hand up and down the newly-healed leg.  "Glad you're

better, 'Dachi.  And welcome to the club."



Kodachi gave a tentative smile back, then sat up and gave Ranma a

quick peck on the cheek.  "Thank you, Ranma-sama.  I cannot tell

you how surprised and happy I am that this day has ever come."



"Shut your eyes, Ukyou, and come away from the bed," urged

Shampoo, one arm around Ukyou's shoulders, attempting to forestall

any violence from Ukyou's usual morning-after embarrassment.  



"Ranma, what's..." Akane slowed and stopped, staring at Ranma.

Noting this, the other girls also looked more closely at him.



"Huh?  What?" asked Ranma.



"It's... is it?  Your aura..." Akane raised a finger to touch

Ranma's cheek.  "You're... actually glowing."



Kodachi held out a hand, palm open, and closed her eyes.  "It's

not his battle aura; it's his life force, completely at rest.

It's that much stronger today than yesterday."



Ranma checked himself in a mirror.  "Well, THAT'S gonna make real

life awkward.  Gonna have to see about damping this or hiding it

or something before my leave's over.  But not now," his face

turned grim.  "Today we got a battle to win."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

In Nabiki's room, Cologne gave Ranma his final briefing.  "Place

your hands over her, on top of mine.  Wait until you feel the

link between Nabiki and the Dragon medallion...  There.  That

spark fueling it is Gnarliin's life essence.  It is inescapably

linked with him.  Trace it, and you will find him, no matter how

he seeks to escape."



Ranma paused, feeling, moving his hands slightly until he was sure

he had the scent down.  "Got it."  Abruptly Ranma was gone.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Ranma reappeared on the grounds of a crowded Shinto shrine in

central Tokyo.  Ranma avoided the partiers, well-wishers, bell-

ringers, and omochi munchers as he twisted through the crowds,

senses alert, looking for his quarry.  He felt it, turned, and

locked eyes with an apparent high-school student in a non-descript

school uniform.  The 'student' snarled and leapt, sailing over

the crowd to the top of a nearby archway, his face altering.



"You think you've found me, Tendo Ranma?  We'll see!"  Gnarliin's

now dog-like visage snarled again, then he turned and fled.  Ranma

leapt to the same rooftop, but found no sign of him.  Sighing,

Ranma bowed his head, felt for the trace, and vanished.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Back at the Tendo household, Kodachi and Akane settled themselves

comfortably by Nabiki's side, closed their eyes, and began.



"You children must persuade the young lady to relinquish her

grasp on the medallion voluntarily, and you must do so within the

next two hours, before Happosai's bonds elapse."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

"I hate waiting.  Is there nothing we can do, great-grandmother?"



"I can think of nothing, Shampoo.  Patience."



"I have an idea, Sugar.  We did get the address where Mitsutomo

manufactures the drugs, just before Nabiki turned on us.  Now, we

_could_ just hand it over to the police, but..."



Shampoo smiled, showing teeth.  "...you and I can use the

distraction.  Let's go."



The two headed for the dojo to grab some weapons.  Then,

invisible, they bounded to the rooftops and headed for the train

station.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

There he is, Son-in-Law!<



Got it!<  Ranma reappeared in a non-descript residential street,

where neighbors chatted, strolled, and visited, eating rice-cakes

and drinking mirin.  He extended his aura, feeling carefully...

then spun and lashed out with a kick.  A dog went flying, but what

landed was the gaijin businessman, Mr. Jason.



"Impudent pup!  If you think yourself any match for me, you are

gravely mistaken."  Abandoning his disguise, Gnarliin reassumed

his demon-like, bat-winged shape, extended his aura, and struck.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Back at the Tendo household...



    ...Akane and Kodachi found themselves holding hands by

    the side of a large, moonlit lake, one they recognized

    as Ryuu-ou Lake near Ushimachi, in which the Dragon King

    lived.  Before them a naked Nabiki ran her hands up

    and down her sides and she smiled, gazing into the

    lake.  Something large and reptilian lurked just

    below the waters.  A pair of eyes, each larger than

    their own heads, returned Nabiki's gaze.



    "Oneechan!  It's me, Akane!"



    "So?" Nabiki replied, without turning her head.  "My little

    sister.  The one who's SOOO good at martial arts, whom all

    the boys chase after."



    "Oneechan?"  Akane, startled at the venom in Nabiki's tone,

    took a step back.



    "No, Akane," said Kodachi.  "She resents you, as I did.

    You must accept that fact in order to eliminate it."



    "Nabiki, I love you!  We all do!  Why are you trying to

    hurt us?"



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Ukyou and Shampoo simultaneously burst through two well-separated

second-floor windows in an apparently-abandoned warehouse.

Shampoo went for the manufacturing apparatus, while Ukyou covered

her back.  One guard aimed an automatic rifle at her; she split

the barrel with a quickly thrown hand spatula, then slammed the

same guard into and through the wall.



Shampoo slammed the heel of each hand, in her own variation on

the Bakusai Tenketsu, into each mixing vat as she came to it.

They shattered, spilling florescent green sludge onto the

concrete floor.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Gnarliin's and Ranma's battle auras quickly grew much bigger than

any of the houses in the area as they fought.  Women screamed

and ran.  Residents piled precious belongings onto two-wheeled

carts and fled for their lives as the battle raged. 



Ranma fought down an impulse to smirk as he found himself

countering each of his foe's measures with one of his own newly-

learned techniques.  "No, idiot," he told himself.  "This's too

important.  Don't go gettin' all cocky just yet."



On the astral plane, his own lances of red-hot ki disrupted his

enemy's footing even as, on this plane, his giant aura-body

evaded a sideswipe and landed a paw-strike on his opponent's

aura-jaw.  When needles of doubt began to creep into his

awareness, Ranma was ready; noting their external origin, he

sent his own feelers snaking back along the direction from which

they came.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    "Hurt you?"  Nabiki said slowly.  She blinked a few times,

    then resumed her trademark smirk.  "You're not really

    here, Akane.  How could I hurt you?  You're SOOO much

    stronger than I am.  I can only hurt you in my dreams."



    "We need to change the grounds of her dream, Akane,"

    said Kodachi quickly.  "Concentrate; let's make the

    sun come up."



    Akane nodded.  In the east, a pearly pink glow began

    to grow.  Nabiki turned to look, then blinked again.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

As more well-armed guards ran into the warehouse, Ukyou grinned,

then willed herself invisible.  She leapt for a catwalk, landing

as silently as she could.  Pitching her voice low and disguising

its source, she started to laugh loudly, calling on her memory of

Kodachi's laugh.  On the floor below, hoodlums looked about

wildly.  A few fired randomly.



Swinging her bonbori and putting her shoulders into it, Shampoo

sent the last chemical vat hurtling across the floor towards

the drying racks, where the illicit merchandise lay in its final

stages prior to shipment.  Catching Ukyou's plan, she paused to

project an illusion, the shadow of a shrouded, caped man, onto

a dimly lit wall across the room.  The confused thugs, their

eyes tearing from chemical fumes, obligingly fired in that

direction.  Shampoo then started towards the shelves of molds,

where the sweet, addictive chemical concoction was shaped into the

panty shape in which it sold.



Above, Ukyou noted Shampoo's illusion and giggled silently to

herself.  She then raised her voice and spoke aloud, in a low,

loud, bass voice.



"Did you really think you'd get away with it?"  She paused to

let that sink in, then added, "Did you think _I_ wouldn't know?"



Most of the guards' and hoodlums' nerve broke.  Most fled; one

fired his rifle on full automatic at the looming shadow, his

laugh beginning to be tinged with fear.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    As the sun rose above the horizon, the reptilian head

    receded into the lake.



    "Oneechan," called Akane, "it's daytime.  You really

    should put some clothes on.  What will people think?"



    Nabiki looked down at herself, then up at Akane and

    Kodachi.  She blushed.  "A- Akane?"



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Abruptly Ranma found himself unable to block a full-force astral

assault.  "Damn, this guy's still pretty powerful," he said to

himself.  "But I'm almost into his mind."  His mental feelers had

tracked back along Gnarliin's probes almost to their origin.



Sweating, and beginning to feel the strain, Ranma double-feinted

again on the astral plane, an obvious frontal assault and a not-

so-obvious swing around behind, while striking physically

through his opponent's aura-body with a flying kick.



"I'm in!" Ranma gloated to himself as he handsprung back to his

feet again.  "But... What the heck?"



Colors rioted madly in Ranma's perceptions.  Up and down became

indistinct as he spun dizzily.  "This some kinda weird defence?"

Ranma could feel his control of the other sides of the battle

starting to go.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Back in the warehouse, where all the guards were fled or

unconscious, Shampoo and Ukyou stood before the sole intact

machine in the building.  Remarkably, the refrigerator-sized

device had resisted Shampoo's assault.



"What is this used for?  The rest of the process I follow," said

Shampoo, gesturing at the wreckage of the chemical mixing vats,

the molds, and the drying racks, "but what is this?"



Ukyou pondered.  "Maybe it IS a refrigerator, to store that one

ingredient Kodachi-chan couldn't identify?"



"Then the process cannot be followed with this device destroyed."

Shampoo grinned evilly.



"Sounds good to me, Sugar, but how?  Your best effort didn't

scratch it."



"Let's see what is inside."  Shampoo reached for the door handle

and pulled.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Akane walked slowly forward, hands outstretched.  "It's

    really me, oneechan."  Smiling gently, she willed a

    pretty robe into her hands, into which she enfolded

    Nabiki.



    "Akane?  You wouldn't believe the dreams I've been

    having..."  Nabiki's eyes started to close sleepily.



    "It's okay.  That's alright.  I never meant to make

    you feel unloved or unappreciated or resentful,

    oneechan.  Just let it all go..."



    Kodachi approached.  "It seems she has released the

    link, for her own part."  Nodding her head, she

    indicated the lake.  "The dragon's head is nowhere

    to be seen.  I think we can return...



...to the real world," Kodachi finished, opening her eyes in

Nabiki's bedroom.



Akane enfolded Nabiki's physical body with a hug and wept.

Unnoticed, the Dragon Medallion fell off Nabiki onto the floor.



"A- Akane?" Nabiki opened her eyes slowly.  "Was that...

really you?  What... where am I?"



Akane said nothing.  Kodachi started to explain.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

"No; it's not a defense..." Ranma pondering, trying to make sense

of all this.  "This is the guy's own image of where he came from.

Okay; now I just gotta find his self-image in here somewhere,

without knowin' what he really looks like."  Ranma paused, then

grit his teeth and continued.  "And then I kill it."



Ranma forced his awareness to take on the shape of his own self-

image as he prowled the byways of his enemy's mind.  Elsewhere,

a portion of his awareness fought a losing defensive battle.

Gradually he realized that some of the blobs around him were

animate, others inanimate.  "Where can this guy be from, if his

home looks like this?"



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Ukyou and Shampoo gasped in unison as the door to the

"refrigerator" opened.  Inside, the device proved to be a door

to... somewhere else.  Colors and shapes ran riot inside; ribbons

of light flew randomly across, under, and over each other.  Ramps

going up at one point changed to going down, without any change

in direction.  Their minds boggled.



"What... what IS this?" Shampoo asked in a hushed tone.



Ukyou extended the end of her battle spatula inside.  Brushing one

colored ribbon, she was relieved to see it move in response to her

touch.  She plucked a spatula from her bandolier and threw into

the device.  The spatula appeared to follow a straight path for a

distance greater than the depth of the "refrigerator", even

though it went first over, and then under, the same oblong

flickering shape.



"I think... this is a DOOR... maybe to whereever that creep

comes from."



"Then if we destroy the door, perhaps our enemy cannot get home?

And the Kagema cannot bother us again?"



"Wouldn't count on that last, Sugar.  But I'll bet they get that

one crucial ingredient from over there, through this door, so it's

still a good idea to destroy the door."



"Maybe it is more vulnerable from the inside?"



Ukyou grinned.  "It's worth a shot."  She inserted her battle

spatula into the door and started to swing it so that it collided

with each side in turn.



"That works."  Both girls saw sparks flare from the inner sides.

"My turn."  Picking her spot, Shampoo slammed one bonbori into the

side away from her, then turned and applied the heel of her left

hand to the inside edge on her right.  A burst of light flared

from inside...



"Look out!"



...just as Ukyou grabbed Shampoo and dove for the floor, pulling

her battle spatula over the top of them.  A wave of sound and

light erupted from the injured device.  Both girls skidded across

the floor, through puddles of corrosive chemicals and heads-first

into a concrete wall.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Then Ranma caught the feel.  His head stiffened, then turned.  One

of the animated colored blobs was, he sensed, regarding him in

some fashion, astonished at his presence but recognizing his

identity.



Ranma leapt.  Wrapping his legs around the semi-transparent blob,

he began to squeeze.  A portion of his awareness registered a

sudden drop-off in the intensity of the attacks to which he was

subject elsewhere. He face split into an unpleasant grin.  "Got

you!"  He thrust his right hand forward, knife-like, into his

opponent's self-image body.  Sinking the fingers of his left hand

into the fleshy skin, he pulled forward with his left hand even as

he reached further with his right.  Then he felt it:  deep within

the monster, his questing fingers found a slowly pulsing organ,

delicate to the touch.  Grimacing, Ranma forced himself to grasp

it and squeeze.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Back at the Tendo household, Nabiki abruptly stiffened again,

then relaxed, turning her head from side to side.



"What was THAT?  It felt like somebody walking over my grave."



Kodachi and Akane appeared for a moment to be listening to

something only the two of them could hear.  Then they turned and

grinned at each other.



"That was it, Nabiki-san," Kodachi replied.  "The end of your

captivity."



"You're free again, oneechan!"  Akane leaped onto Nabiki with a

hug, crushing her onto her bed.



"Good work indeed, children.  I will see that this..."  Fujiwara

bent and picked the Dragon Medallion up off the bed, "is put away

in a safe place."  Looking up at the girls, she smiled as she

turned to leave.  "A very workman-like job.  I must turn my

attention to other matters, however.  You need not interrupt your

celebration to see me out."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

In the warehouse, Shampoo and Ukyou groggily sat up and

tentatively checked their bodies for injuries.  They quickly

healed the few that they found, then watched the roaring blaze

consuming the rest of the warehouse for a few moments.



"Well, I think this constitutes a wrap, don't you, Sugar?"



"I agree," replied Shampoo.  "Shall we leave?"



"Might as well.  The way we came?"



Shampoo smiled.  "Of course.  The harmony of our household would

be disturbed if anyone saw us.  Invisible over the rooftops it

is."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Ranma abruptly found himself outside Gnarliin's mind, back on the

residential side street.  He released the remains of his aura

body, then sat down in an alley to rest for a bit.  The sounds of

sirens, panicked pedestrians, and the occasional police helicopter

faded as he relaxed his body.



Everybody okay?  I think Gnarliin bought it.<



I check that, Ranma-sama.  Nabiki seems to have noticed his

passage a moment ago.  I am scanning her to be sure.<



We're okay too, guys, Ranchan.  We're on our way back.  But what

WAS he?  We found this weird doorway...<



Dunno, Ucchan, but I'm gonna find out.<  Ranma forced himself

back to his feet, then slowly made his way back out into the

street.  >I think he did have his real physical body here

somewhere; I'm gonna find it and take it to Doc Tofu.<



And then the victory celebration!< Ukyou impishly added.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Back in Nabiki's room, Kodachi put one finger to Nabiki's forehead

and probed.  Akane ran her hands over Nabiki's body, a centimeter

from the surface, trying to find any abnormalities which might

require healing.



"No trace of our enemy..."



"You're fine physically, Oneechan, but... there's something..."



The door opened and Cologne hopped in.  She began her own

examination.  Nabiki began to chafe at the attention.



"Gnarliin's hold is indeed gone, as is all other trace of our

enemy.  Your esoteric ordeal, child, is over, but it is not

without effect."  Cologne held up one strand of Nabiki's hair.



"Premature grey.  Oh joy."  Nabiki noted in digust.  "Well, I

can always use hair coloring."



"That is not all.  Any thought on your part about resuming your

dormant warrior studies must now end, child.  Your capacity to

generate ki has been permanently damaged."



Nabiki cautiously replied, "What does that really mean?  Is my

life-span shortened or something?  I mean, I don't really care if

I'm never in another fight in my life.  And I certainly don't want

to join Ranma's harem."



Cologne chuckled.  "No, you should enjoy a normal human lifespan.

And I don't think Son-in-Law is really looking for any more

women."



Nabiki shrugged.  "So what's the harm?"



"Some, your younger sister among them, would feel quite crippled.

But, if you had no other ambitions, then I agree.  You will not

miss it."



Akane's face ranged through horrified, then settled on sad as this

discussion took place.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

In Dr. Tofu's office, Ranma watched Dr. Tofu examine the

decomposing amoebic blob he'd brought in.



"I really can't say what this is, Ranma.  Are you sure this was a

living creature?  Its internal organization is... completely alien

to anything in my experience."



"I kinda thought you'd say that, Doc.  Well, feel free to send out

samples to anybody you think might be interested in analyzing it;

I got no use for the thing."



"I know a few people who might be interested.  What can I tell

them about its origin?"



Ranma shook his head.  "That's what I wanna know myself.  I got

the feelin' that whereever this is from, it's a LONG way from

here.  And that we ain't seen the last of his kind."



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

"Well, where are we going to celebrate, Ranma?" Akane asked.



The five sat together in the Tendo household watching the

television news announce the arrest of Mitsutomo's wily Tsugawa,

following his confession to the police, for his role in the

distribution of A.C.P., followed by the resignation of

Mitsutomo's president and vice-president to atone for the

company's disgrace.



"You are all welcome to come over to my place," announced Kodachi.

"My brother is still in the hospital, so we'll have the whole

house..." Kodachi paused to assume a sultry smile, "...including

our king-size hot tub, to ourselves."



Ranma raised an eyebrow.  "Sounds good to me, Kodachi.  Everybody

in?"  Ranma glanced around at four blushing, but nodding faces.

"Then lead on!"



The End (of Part 12).

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Epilogue, the next day:



"Sorry, Oneechan, but I'm not fixing the roof.  I was not myself

at the time, so I'm not responsible.  Ask Ranma to do it."



"Nabiki, I disagree.  You WILL fix it, or...  GOOD HOUSEKEEPING

APPROVAL!"  In a swirl of light, Kasumi transformed.  Clad in her

tiara and fuku, she posed, pointed her wand at Nabiki, and

pronounced, "...in the Name of Tidiness and Order, I WILL PUNISH

YOU!"



"AAAUUUGGGHHH!" Nabiki screamed.



- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Notes:



 The 'rensu' is adapted from Dr. Edward E. Smith's "Lensmen"

 series.  Some of verbage in Ranma's training scenes are lifted

 from the third book of the series.  The name "Gnarliin" is

 also from the series, modified slightly, as is the plot point

 of an early death for the enemy's second-in-command.



 For those of you worried about how powerful Ranma is getting:

 no, I'm not planning to continue this series indefinitely.  This

 series has a definite end, and the few remaining challenges are

 of commensurate difficulty.



 One prereader, Dave Roeder (thanks, Dave!), commented on the use

 of lust to fuel the Hiryu Shoten Ha.  This is canonical, from the

 original Hiryu Shoten Ha story:  after Ranma learns the

 technique, he finds it impossible to make Happosai angry enough

 to attack him, as Happosai knows that the technique exists and

 manages to rein in his anger.  However, Happi proves less able to

 control another powerful, hot emotion...



 Mitsutomo Trading Corporation and Tsugawa are from "Japan Inc.,

 an Introduction to Japanese Economics (the Comic Book)," by

 Shoutarou Ishinomori.  Mr. Jason and Nabiki's seduction are

 inspired by the original "Dark Phoenix" storyline from the

 Marvel comic "X-Men", as is Happosai's appearance in a

 wheelchair.  Those who detect traces of certain movies

 in Ukyou's and Shampoo's fight in the A.C.P. factory are correct,

 as are those who detect something familiar during Ranma's pursuit

 of Gharliin through Tokyo.



 Information on Japanese holiday practices can be found at:

   http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e2064.html

 and

   http://naio.kcc.hawaii.edu/bosp/Horizons/horizons96/12JNYr.html



 

Situation at end of Part 11:



  Ranma, Akane, and Ukyou graduated from Furikan High School

  about nine months previous to this story.  None are in

  university, but Nabiki is.  Akane and Ranma are now married,

  as Tendos.  Ukyou is now an adopted Saotome son and Ranma's

  mistress, committed to carrying on the Saotome School, which

  she is developing as a hybrid of Anything-Goes and her own,

  under the tutelage of her master Chingensai, the founder of

  okonomiyaki martial arts.



  Shampoo is a second mistress, but her own description of

  the situation is that Ranma has three wives, Akane the senior.

  Nodoka helped engineer this situation, and is now conspiring

  to marry Ukyou to Kodachi.  Kodachi is torn by this:  she

  fears losing the friendship she now enjoys with Ranma, Akane,

  Ukyou, and Shampoo, and resuming her previous state of

  loneliness, but she still wants Ranma.



  Ranma, Akane, Ukyou, and Shampoo have all learned Happosai's

  ki-recharge technique, involving intimate contact with the

  opposite sex.  This technique is known to be making long-term

  biological modifications to all four.  Kodachi has also learned

  the technique, much more recently than the others.



  Ranma, Akane, Ukyou, and Shampoo now each possess personal

  'rensus', small magical jewels which glow when in contact with

  them, but are dark otherwise, and painful for others to touch.

  These allow the wearer to understand any language, spoken or

  written, to speak to another person in that other person's

  native language, and to converse telepathically.  They may

  possess other attributes, as yet undiscovered.  Kodachi's

  sometime teacher, an old, shrunken woman named Fujiwara, was

  instrumental in teaching Ranma how to make these.



  Ranma, Akane, Ukyou, and Shampoo have been working for well over

  a year as security personnel, working for the Imperial

  Household Agency's security division.  Most of their work has

  been guarding receptions and conferences disguised as

  female caterers, but they've also been sent as couriers to

  Hong Kong and as spies to Qinghai in China.  Twice, their

  fights at major events made the national TV news.  Both times,

  the government denied that the "officeladies" involved were

  in any way unusual.  Nabiki helped produce a popular anime

  series, "Typical Uninteresting Officeladies", to cash in on

  public interest.



  During the spy mission to Qinghai, on which Nabiki involuntarily

  accompanied Ranma, Akane, and Ukyou, they learned of the Kagema,

  legendary winged demons, one of whom instigated widespread

  destruction in Qinghai disguised as an eight-year-old Tibetan

  monk named Da Wa.  The Kagema have since been responsible for a

  series of thefts of magical items in Japan, and Da Wa

  personally, disguised as a cult leader named Ayatsuru, almost

  succeeded in releasing a deadly virus in Tokyo.



  Nabiki spent the summer break before her sophomore year

  interning at Mitsutomo Trading Corporation, where she met the

  gaijin Mr. Jason, whom she later started dating.  Ranma is now

  an advanced martial arts instructor for the Self-Defence Forces,

  traveling from base to base.  Akane is a purchaser for the

  clothes department of a large department store chain.  Kasumi

  and Tofu-sensei are engaged to be married.  Ukyou is part-owner

  of the Nekohanten now, as well as her original restaurant; she

  and Shampoo shift back and forth as required.



  Ranma, Akane, Ukyou, Shampoo, and Kodachi spent eight weeks

  during the just-past autumn in Spy School together.  At the

  conclusion, Kodachi was officially made part of the team by

  their IHA superiors.



  The cliff-hanger at the beginning of this story is a result

  of the team's search for the source of an illicit drug,

  Addictive Candy Panties, which Nabiki finally traced to her

  old employer, Mitsutomo, using clues gathered by Ranma and

  the others.  During this search Happosai was severely injured,

  and Nabiki, who accompanied the team in a burglary of

  Mitsutomo's offices (as only she could open the safe), was

  abruptly and suddenly transformed by her paramour, Mr. Jason,

  into a menace, powered by her Dragon Medallion.







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