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Kuno: This peasant advises me to purchase the delicate mushroom pizza.
Should I trust him? Perhaps he may be right, perhaps he may be wrong.
But I must decide on one final conclusion. The mushroom, or the
pepperoni? I have such cravings for that wondrous, foreign pastry, but
yet I have to choose betwixt either of the toppings! Oh. inhuman beast
of Hunger and Temptation! If thou were a real demon, I shall smite thee
with my blade of Justice>
Me: You rang?
Kuno: What foul minion dost besige my presence?
Me: Uh, I'm supposedly some dude having to do with hunger and temptation or
something.
Kuno: AH HA! At last! I shall smite thee! But first, answer for me this:
Would one prefer mushroom or pepperoni on pizza?
Me: You really are an idiot, aren't you? You can't even decide what you want
on your pizza?!
Kuno: Apox on you and-... er, wait... ah! Thou hath not-... no, that ain't
right either... aww screw it. What would YOU suggest, smartass?
Me: Why, uncooked anchovies, of course!
Kuno facefaults.
Me: Who's the smitten one now? Heh heh...
---A shameless spamfic-of-a-spamfic-self-insert by yours truly, "Me" (AKA:
XStylus).
PS: Funny work, Mike :)