Subject: [FFML] Re: [fanfic][ranma]Bitter Interlude at Ranko's Woeful Encampment beside the Bottling-Plant of Cursed Water
From: Gary Kleppe
Date: 1/5/2001, 10:03 PM
To: allyn yonge
CC: ffml@fanfic.com

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allyn yonge <ayonge@yahoo.com> wrote:



 At last he'd won. Chortling snidely to himself,

Ryouga wrapped length after length of heavy iron chain

around the slender limbs of his enemy. He ignored her

mewling pitiful cries for mercy, the same way he

ignored how her flaming red hair looked spread across

the jet black volcanic sand of the deserted yet lushly

tropical island he'd lured her to; the same



Hey, everyone *always* ignores the hair colors.



way he ignored how her pert breasts yearned toward the

sun, high in the sky, that was slowly toasting her

warm flesh a golden brown without causing an unsightly

burn.



The narrator, however, did not ignore any of these things.



HIROSHI: Yeah! Good thing, too!



DAISUKE: Fan service is what makes life worth living!



GARY: Did you guys write this fic?



 "Let you go." Ryouga gave a harsh bark of laughter,

scowling in a way that brought his rugged yet not

unhandsome masculine features into stark relief.

Against his will the helpless cursed, pig-tailed,



will, the



usually-Chinese-clad martial-artist found himself

feeling feelings he'd never felt before.



RANMA:I have the urge to read a book! And clean up my room!



 "Let you go;" Ryouga repeated, clenching one scarred

fist in anguish, his features darkening at some

private and unnameable sorrow that made Ranma want to

soothe his brow and run her hands over his broad

muscular shoulders.



You've switched from his to her right in the middle of a sentence

there... but given the way the story's going, I'm guessing it to be

intentional.



 "Let you go!" Ryouga was grimly amused at the

thought. "After all the trouble I went to to lure you

here with a false map that was supposed to show the

location of the Lost-Bottling-Plant-of-Mu? Lost for

thousands of years but to which I happened to find a

map showing it's location?" He threw back his head and



its



 "Why are you doing this to me?" Ranma's perky yet

petite bosom heaved in futile defiance, a trickle of

perspiration running down her taut, tanned stomach and

between her silken thighs into the forest of dusky red

curls that protected the sweetly feminine core of her

woman-hood. "Is it because I taunted you all those

years? Do you hate me because I have a home, a fianc^�



fiancee



and a sense of direction? My rugged masculine

good looks that drive women----"



RYOGA: --to the airport? To work? What?



 "None of those things," Ryouga stopped laying



things."



 "Don't you recognize me----," Ryouga thrust his face



Remove the comma. You can't use a comma like that unless the verb is

"said" or something of that sort.



 "YES!" Ryouga ripped off his dark wig, a cascade of

Titian hair falling over his creamy-white shoulders.

"It is I----Ranko-ko, your long-lost  illegitimate

half sister.  Saotome Nodoka seduced and abandoned my

father Gourry. Due to a tragic pasta accident,"



father, Gourry.



FATHER GOURRY: How long since your last confession, my son?



Ranko-ko's face darkened in remembered pain, "I was



Again, you can't use the commas there, since the line of dialog isn't

the object of the verb.



accident..." Ranko-ko's face darkened in remembered pain. "I was



or



accident," Ranko-ko said as her face darkened in remembered pain, "I was



left to grow up alone in the wilds of  East-

Jersey----"



RANKOKO: -- where I perfected the Shishi Hoboken....



 This awful news forced a cry of sympathy from

Ranma, who's belly was filled with a strange heat,



whose



listening to this tragic story.



 "----until I was taken in by a tribe of Shriners and

taught how to forage in the salad-isle of Denny's."



salad isle



(Does Denny's have a salad isle? I know Shoney's does....)



Ranko-ko smoothed the tight crimson-leather chignon,

that fit her like a second skin, with her slender

right hand. "I swore I would avenge myself against you

and your family."



RANMA: Including my long-lost sister?



RANKOKO: Yes! Your long-lost sister will be the first to die!



 "NOT just killing you," Ranko-ko tossed her long red



you."



 "That's why it WILL work," Ranko-ko's low laugh



work."



slid  along the ground like a beautiful but deadly

snake. "Like all Japanese girls, Akane is a homicidal

lesbian who can only orgasm as she cracks a male skull

with a rice-mallet while simultaneously fantasizing

about making love to her sisters and at least two

other girls who hate her. In my guise as an

aquatically trans-gendered boy trapped in a girls body



girl's



she will

feel free to express her desires."



Fix the line wrapping.



 "Not so. Even now she is in the thrall of a mystic

enchantment that makes her believe she is married to

an

American High School teacher and living in Scranton

Ohio----



Line wrapping off again, and you need an ending quote, since Rankoko

does not keep talking into the next paragraph.



I believe you either mean Canton Ohio, or Akron Ohio, or Scranton

Pennsylvania. Don't think there is one in Ohio, though of course Rankoko

might not know that.



 "Uhhhh . . ." Ranma peered at the wide expanse of

brick that sealed the cave forever. " Shouldn't you

have been on the _outside_?"



Heh.



 "Hi darlin'. My name's Ataru."



"Hi, darlin'.



Nice parody. A bit diluted from going after so many different targets at

once, but a very fun read nevertheless.





Gary Kleppe

http://www.akane.org/gary/comics.html





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