GRAINY BLACK AND WHITE - CLOSE-UP - A MAN'S DESPERATE FACE



                Why would you say that I am

                insane?  I wouldn't say that I've

                lost my mind simply because I've

                heard the voices and seen the

                godless things moving in the

                woods. If anything, I think more

                clearly now than ever before. I

                know now that there is such a

                thing as a living, furry Evil. A light

                and rodent shaped thing that lives

                not in the spaces we know, but

                between them. In the Dark. In the

                night. And it wants the exact same

                thing as you and I: a chance at

                warm life on this Earth. It

                doesn't care that is already had

                that chance ...not to mention two

                movies. Now listen  closely because

                there isn't much time. Listen and

                believe, because it's all true.



                I first saw the damn thing at that

                blasted cabin. The Pokenomicon.

                An ancient Shinto text, bound

                in pink flesh and inked in monster

                blood. It contained bizarre burial

                rites, prophesies...and

                instructions for monster capturing.

                It was never meant for the world

                of the living.



                The book awoke something.. cute..

                in the woods.



                (V.O. 'Pika?')



                It took Misty.. and then it came...



                For me.



                It got into my hand and it went

                bad.





     CLOSE UP ON ASH'S POSSESSED HAND





      twisted into a claw, red and white Poke~Ball ball clutched

protectivly within, before the flashing thunder clouds.





                So I lopped it off at the wrist.



                But that didn't stop it.. it came back..



                Big time.



                In order to rid myself of the foul

                thing, I read from a passage in

                the book that was supposed to open

                a hole.  A hole in Reality that would

                send the Evil back. And it worked.



                ...I just didn't plan on coming

                along.



     FULL SHOT OF ASH



     wearing an 'S Mart' blouse, silver gauntlet for one hand, winston
rifle in the other. He cocks the gun dramatically before pointing it at
someting off camera.



                Name's Ash. Ketchum. Housewares.





POSSIBLY COMING

(AS SOON AS HELL FREEZES OVER)

FROM LUDICROUS CONFIGURATION! PRODUCTIONS

A POKEMON/ARMY OF DARKNESS FUSION



           "ASH KETCHUM"



               "VS"



      "THE ARMY OF CUTENESS"

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