Goku watched as a human male walked up to him. The person had a smirk
on his face as he approached.
Goku asked, "Hello, I'm Goku. Who are you?"
"My name is your name."
"Your name is Goku, as well?"
"No, not Goku. Your name."
"But, that is my name. And you claim that your name is my name."
"My name is not my name. That's my sister's name. Your name is my
name."
Goku shook his head in confusion. "How can your sister have your name
and you have no name?"
"No, your name is my name. My sister's name is my name, and my father
is no name."
"Huh? Do you have any name?"
"That's my mom's name. Any name."
"So, Ican call your mom Rei or Mizuki?"
"Not any name, any name."
Goku grabbed his head with his hands. "Urk."
"I'll go over this. Goku is not my name. My name is your name. My
sister's name is my name. My mom is any name. My father is no name."
"What is your name?" Goku pleaded.
"Your name."
"But you say that your name is not my name, but it is my name.
"No. My name is not Goku or my name. It is your name."
"That makes no sense. Your name is what?"
"No, not what. What's in a name, my uncle. My name is your name."
"Ergg. Do you have a cousin?"
"Yes. Same name."
Goku pleaded, "Please tell me your name."
"Tell you what? I see you got my name right."
Goku winced, "Tell me your name."
"I told you. My name is your name."
"But my name is Goku."
"Not your name, your name."
Goku walked over and headbutted a tree. The stranger reached behind
him and pulled out a wallet. From the wallet, he removed a picture. He
walked over to Goku and showed him the picture. It was a picture of the
stranger and apparently his family. Underneathe each person was
scribbled a name.
Pointing to each one in turn, the stranger said, "This is my mom, Ini
Name. My dad, No Name. My sister, Mai Name. My uncle, Watson A.
Name. My cousin, Saim Name. And that's me, Yor Name."
Goku looked at Yor and said, "My head hurts and I hate you. Go away."
Yor walked away leaving Goku behond. Seeing the person leave, Vegeta
flew down and looked at Goku.
"Kakarot, what was that guy's name?"