"Yes Nephrite, it was an excellent idea of yours to invade this world of
the weakest heroine," Queen Beryl waved her hands above her crystal ball,
"Now watch little girl as your world dies!"
Kero paused to examine his reflection in the crystal ball to make sure
that he looked really cool, for a stuffed toy anyway, before turning back
to his charge, "Now Sakura, use your secret weapon!"
"Cards, I call upon your powers, pump them up!" Sakura plucked six cards
from her blouse and threw them forward to change into Arnies.
The action heros used their super-Kennedy powers to tag team the forces of
the Dark Queendom into rubble.
Just before she crubled into moondust Queen Beryl shouted out, "How-- how
could you have multiples of the same type?"
"They're clone cards!", Then Sakura noticed that one of the clones wasn't
digging in to the forces of evil, "What's wrong Arnie?"
"All this mindless violence. I'm a romantic hero. From now on I want to
be in stories with more bush and less gore."
"Back off!" Kero assumed a pose that would have been more threatening
than cute if he had claws and Arnie didn't outmass him 100-1, "Sweetcheeks
here is mine, once she's old enough and I've regained my full and
anatomicly correct form."
"Hentai!" Sakura bonked them with the staff of time, "That's it, I'm
not sleeping or bathing with you again!"
Henry J. Cobb hcobb@slip.net http://www.io.com/~hcobb
Next time: Sakura fights Infurita for the powerstaff...