THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
(GUNDAM VERSION)
[Just the last verse, to save bandwidth]
On the twelfth day of Christmas Sunrise gave to me
Twelve Gundam fights
Eleven angsty newtypes*
Ten million models*
Nine UC series
Eight MS Teams
Seven Space Wars
Six Zaku IIs*
Five Wing boys
Four Murasame
Three black stars
Two Neo-Zeons
And a colony heading straight for me
*: I couldn't think of something in Gundam that directly related to these.
CHAR AZNABLE, THE RED COMET
(Tune: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
Char Aznable, the Red Comet
Had a very shiny mech
And any feds who saw it
Got themselves blown to heck
All of the Zabi family
Never saw behind his mask
They never knew that Casval
Was gonna take them all to task
Years after the One Year War
Char got pissed and said
"The feds will get their just desserts,
I'll drop Axis on the Earth"
Amuro tried to stop him
Nu Gundam fought the Sazabi
And when the whole thing ended
Amuro and Char were history!
A COLONY IS FALLING ON TOWN
(Tune: Santa Claus is coming to town)
You better watch out,
It's useless to hide,
You better run far,
I'm telling you why!
A colony is falling on town!
The're fighting in space
The same plot device
The Zeons all think
"Earth naughty, space nice"
A colony is falling on town
It's dropping out of orbit
And through the atmosphere
Don't matter if you're bad or good
So just get out of here!
Oh, you better watch out,
It's useless to hide,
You better run far,
I'm telling you why!
A colony is falling on town!
[Okay, anyone else got some more?]
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Andrew Dynon
There are certain sincere practitioners who, out of ignorance
and lack of contact, believe only in their own religion and
consider other religions wrong. In some cases it is the result
of teaching, but usually it is due to lack of contact, lack of
awareness and real understanding of the deeper value of the other
tradition. Once you realise that there are wonderful people
among Christians and Muslims, you automatically develop an
appreciation for their tradition.
- The Dalai Lama, _The Transformed Mind_