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Yo. Posted the original version of this fic idea a while back. I fleshed it
out a bit, but never got around to actually writing it. It's up for grabs,
if anyone wants it. (I certainly hope somebody picks it up, cause I'm too
busy writing my other stuff to work on it. It'd be a shame to see it just go
to waste.) If nobody wants it, expect it in a year or two . . .
Oh, and watch for the typos.
SeventhOne
Saving the world from faulty thinking, 1999.
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Title - Card Captor Ranma (psycho version)
Your name - SeventhOne
Crossover - mainly Card Captor Sakura and Harry Potter, but
with multiple cameos from other series
Type of fic - Psycho-WAFF / Comedy / Fusion
Ranma ends up with - Saotome Nabiki
Rating - For General Audience, with vague references to
Clampish activities
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Upon returning home one day, Kinomoto Ranma detects some
awfully eerie sounds coming from the basement. Investigating,
he finds a really old book glowing on one of his father's
bookshelves. You know the story. The idiot touches it, gets
knocked out, and wakes up several hours later to find looking
at him what appears to be the face of a Tarepanda. He gets up,
and realizes that he seems a lot shorter than he used to be. A
lot softer too.
The panda Peroberos (P-chan for short), who claims to be the
Guardian of the book, informs the newly transformed Ranma
that he's (or she's) released fifty-one magical cards created by
the great (albeit somewhat perverted) Mage Clow Reed
(known to some as Ba Pao Crowley, or Happosai). It's
Ranma's duty to retrieve all of the cards. On the condition that
Ranma does, "he" might be able to return to "his" original
form . . .
Course, the person returning to original form once collection is
complete isn't exactly Ranma. It's Peroberos (he wants to
revert to his more handsome form as a Giant Panda), but
Ranma doesn't know that. She assumes that she'll change
back, so she agrees to capture all the cards.
At this point . . .
Enter Kinomoto Ukyou and Kinomoto Tofu, Ranma's twin sister
and father respectively. At first they wonder exactly why a cute
little girl is standing alone in their basement, but Ranma and
P-chan somehow manage to convince them that Ranma's who
she was. They listen out the tale, and decide that until
reversion to normal form, Ranma's gonna attend elementary
school all over again . . .
Meet Kinomoto Sakura, age eight. A lively girl, currently best
friends with a money-grubbing, evil . . . er, nice "talented" girl
named Saotome Nabiki. Sakura's secret hobbies: beating up
her "older" sister in martial arts, teasing her older sister's best
friend (er, lover?) Tsukishiro Akane, and capturing escaped
magical relics while wearing frilly pastel-colored clothing made
by a friend.
The cold and somewhat socially inept half-blind Chinese
magician Li Mu Tsu shows up several episodes in, and his
self-proclaimed fiance Li San Pu comes in after another few.
Tatewaki and Hinako are out there and waiting . . .
---
Character Listings for CCR
***
Amamiya Family:
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1st Generation
Amamiya Soun (married to the late Fujisawa Kimiko):
Owner of Amamiya Enterprises, a large electronics
conglomerate. He's recently taken a step back from actually
operating the company. The reason? Since the death of his
favorite granddaughter Kasumi, he's become rather prone
to . . . emotional outbursts. Generally a kind old man.
Somewhat traditionalist.
---
2nd Generation
Amamiya Arisu, Amamiya Kara, Amamiya Tokimi
Not much is known about these three.
---
3rd Generation
by Amamiya Arisu (married to ???)
Shidou Nodoka (married to the late Saotome Genma):
Acting President of Amamiya Enterprises. A wife, a mother, a
modern business-woman, a pedophile, and a closet-lesbian
with a film and clothing fetish. Oh, and despite her tendencies,
she's a very strict traditionalist. Wears kimonos and carries
around her family sword. She's vowed to make her daughter
Nabiki a "woman among women," whatever that means . . .
Obsessed with Kasumi, Ukyou, and most recently, Sakura.
by Amamiya Tokimi (married to ???)
Tendou Kasumi (aka Seirei Tenshi Kasumi, married to
Kinomoto Tofu):
Extremely naive house-wife type with just as much
air-headedness as beauty. Was a model for most of her teens.
Died at 19, only to be resurrected by Kinomoto Tofu (without
his conscious knowledge of taking part in such an act). Quit
modeling at 20 to become a homemaker. "Faded away" at 27
due to Tofu's inability to continuously maintain her physical
form. Her soul is still in stasis, but everybody who knows her
thinks she's dead. When she manifests, she takes the guise of
an Angel. Has powers equivalent to Yue, but several times
weaker.
by Amamiya Kara (married to ???)
Terada Yoshiyuki:
Sakura's homeroom teacher. Basically a younger and less
emotional version of his grandfather. The term "bishounen"
comes to mind. Engaged by his parents to one Kaho Hina,
though he hasn't knowingly met her in person before. (He has,
but are we gonna tell him that?) All around nice guy.
---
4th Generation
by Shidou Nodoka (married to the late Saotome Genma)
Saotome Nabiki:
An *extremely* talented individual, strong in every area,
especially math. She recognizes only her singing voice and her
ability to manipulate as somewhat special. Possesses all of her
mother's more . . . er, unhealthy obsessions. (With the addition
of a money obsession.) Currently infatuated with Kinomoto
Sakura, even while holding the secret knowledge of Sakura's
true identity. She has plans to make Sakura her eventual
love-slave, no matter Sakura's apparent sex or age.
by Tendou Kasumi (married to Kinomoto Tofu)
Kinomoto Ranma (aka Kinomoto Sakura):
Kinomoto Ranma is a martial arts jock. Not your average
martial arts jock, but a martial arts jock nonetheless.
Obnoxious, rude, egotistical, and socially inept, by some
miracle he has the most efficient learning curve seen
*anywhere* for at least two or three centuries. He still gets Fs
in school . . . Likes to pick on his "manly" sister, but does nice
things for her once in awhile. He secretly thinks that she's a
cute girl, but he'll never admit it in public.
Kinomoto Sakura is the result of a mishap with a magical
security system gone awry. (It was supposed to keep hands off
by turning the owners of nosy hands into nubile young
women . . . thereby leaving their hands full. In Ranma's case,
the spell overdid the young and left out the nubile.) She's . . .
er, genki and kawaii, and she's unconsciously losing herself in
the mental state that 8-year-old little girls tend to be in. When
she remembers, she tries to assert her masculinity. She fails
miserably. Blackmailed into friendship by one Saotome Nabiki,
who just so happens to know who she really is. Sakura's been
chosen to become the heir of Happosai, and one of Happosai's
aspects has plans to use her in an attempt to fulfill another
pact he's made . . .
Ranma (and/or Sakura) absolutely detests Tsukishiro Akane,
because he/she perceives Akane to be perverting his/her sister
into lesbianism.
Kinomoto Ukyou:
Second-rate martial artist, cook, crossdresser, and
closet-lesbian. She's into crossdressing because her Auntie
Nodoka severely traumatized her with pink frilly dresses when
she was a kid. She cooks at various restaurants all over Tokyo
in a vain attempt to save up money for some vague grand
purpose she's gonna achieve in the future. It's probably her
own restaurant . . . She's a martial artist because of sibling
rivalry, but she knows that she'll never win Ranma. She spars
with him (or her) on a regular basis in the Kinomoto front yard.
She's "secretly" obsessed with her best friend Akane. After
Ranma's change, she picks on him about his "manhood."
Sweet revenge. =)
***
Li Family:
1st Generation
Li Chen Mei (amazon exile, married to Song Chen Gen):
Originally to be heir to the Amazon Lore-Keeper, as she
showed remarkable magical abilities at a young age. Exiled
from the Amazons at 17 for free-thinking; she married a normal
businessman. She moved to Hong Kong, where she died.
---
2nd Generation
Li Long Pei (briefly married to J.T. Crowley):
Eldest daughter. Moved to England for an education, where
she met J.T. Crowley, then a European History Professor at
Cambridge. Had a brief fling with him, and gave birth to a son,
who she named Ba Pao Crowley. J.T. Crowley never
recognized Ba Pao as his son, and he left her. He later went on
to father the famous A.J. Crowley with a woman who shall not
be named here.
Li Wan Chu, Li San Shia
Not much is known about these two.
Li Fong Yao
Youngest daughter; possessed the greatest magic ability in her
generation. Married a famous mage, and had an equally
talented daughter by him.
---
3rd Generation
by Li Long Pei (briefly married to J.T. Crowley)
Ba Pao Crowley (aka Clow Reed, Happosai, Pou Tien Lien):
The illegimate midget brother of A.J. Crowley. Happosai is
rumored to have been the greatest mage of the century. During
his brief stay at Hogwarts (he was expelled for sexual
misconduct with coeds), he made a pact with the animated
projection of Salazar Slytherin. He saw to it that it would be his
duty to locate and educate the true heir of Slytherin. After
leaving the school and figuring out the secret to immortality, he
spent most of his years wandering around Asia with his two
magical servants (Yue and Peroberos) doing all sorts of
misdeeds to innocent (and sometimes not-so-innocent) young
women. Associated with the then-young and now-forgotten
thief Lupin II, and established the general M.O. that would later
be copied by Lupin III. Friends with Marlo Constantine, a minor
necromancer who never left what some snobby English mages
refer to as "Muggledom." He died in 1923 by magical suicide.
The exact cause is unknown, but before his death he split his
soul in two. These two souls reincarnated with different
aspects of his original personality. (Note: not appearance.) The
Slytherin Pact was left to his estate to fulfill. Creator of the
legendary Clow Cards, which disappeared upon his death.
by Li Fong Yao (married to Chin Long)
Li Ku Long (aka Mistress Cologne, Grand Elder Ku Long):
Highly skilled mage, around 15 years Happosai's junior. Never
managed to even get close to reaching Happosai's level of skill
or power, but made herself formidable with the knowledge of
obscure or supposedly lost spells. Graduated from Hogwarts
with full honors and went on to serve to Li Clan as Tactical
Advisor. Accepted in 1936 as Honorary Amazon. Dangerously
envious of the power Happosai possessed in his prime. A
member of the Unseelie court.
by Li San Shia (married to ???)
Li Chong Ching, Li Hua Tien
Not much is known about these two.
---
4th Generation
by Ba Pao Crowley (magically)
Peroberos (aka Tarepanda, Pero-chan, P-chan, Hibiki Ryoga):
Guardian of the War and Death Suites in the Clow Cards.
Represents the Sun. In sealed form, he appears remarkably
similar to a Tarepanda. In normal form, he's a large fat panda.
In human form, he appears to be a chronically shy martial arts
jock. He has a magically bad sense of direction, and he tends
to randomly teleport to different places. (Happosai specifically
designed him this way. Comedy value.) Has a crush on Yue,
even if she is a cold lesbian wench. Currently the pet/advisor of
one Kinomoto Sakura.
Yue (aka Tsukishiro Akane, Kawaiikune Tomboy, Lesbian
Weirdo):
Guardian of the Famine and Pestilence Suites in the Clow
Cards. Represents the Moon. In sealed form, she looks like a
tomboy. In human form, she looks like a tomboy. In normal
form, she appears to be a lesbian with a fetish for strange
clothing. She has a magically bad sense of purpose, and tends
to overdo anything she does. She irrational fear of water, even
though she can technically control it. (Happosai specifically
designed her this way. Comedy value.) Has a crush on Ukyou.
Currently Ukyou's best friend (lesbian lover?).
by Ba Pao Crowley (division of souls)
Kinomoto Tofu:
One of the aspects of Happosai. "Reborn" with Happosai's
kindness, naivete, foolishness, compassion, and good humor.
Possesses a small amount of Happosai's magic, which he can
use only unconsciously. Uses a good bit of it maintaining his
wife Kasumi's existence. He unknowingly made her his magic
servant after resurrecting her from a car accident she had
when she was 19. Knows nothing of his heritage. Currently a
professor at Tokyo Medical University, and a collector of rare
books.
Hiiragizawa Tatewaki:
The other aspect of Happosai. "Reborn" with Happosai's
memory, perversion, obsession, delusion, ruthlessness, and
magic. Interestingly, Tatewaki possesses an extremely rigid
system of honor. Attended Hogwarts in 1950 in the first of
several attempts to fulfill Happosai's pact with Slytherin. Main
representative of the Estate of Clow Reed. His most recent
project was to ensure the creation of Kinomoto Sakura,
Happosai's heir. Following up, he's disguised himself as an
elementary school student in an attempt to approach Sakura.
He's managed to become the sworn adversary of one Harry
Potter while fabricating his history (he was sorted into the
Slytherin House at Hogwarts before finalizing his plans to leave
for Japan). He's developed a crush on Sakura . . . Has a
penchant for speaking in broken Shakespearian. Believes
Sakura to have been born a girl, despite having a rather high
intelligence and viewing facts to the contrary.
by Ba Pao Crowley (married briefly to Kaho Fujiko)
Kaho Masa (married to Masaki Ryoko):
Heir to his late mother's Shinto shrine, and told to aid the
descendants of Clow Reed. Never found out about who his
father was . . . He married the ex-fiance of one of his contacts.
Not much else is known about him.
by Ba Pao Crowley (married briefly to ???)
Fujitaka Miko:
Disappeared at 16, never to be heard from again. Current
whereabouts unknown.
by others
???
---
5th Generation
by Kinomoto Tofu (magical rebirth)
Tendou Kasumi (aka Seirei Tenshi Kasumi)
by Hiiragizawa Tatewaki (magically)
Akizuki Kodachi (aka Black Moon):
Represents to Moon, as she claims to ("Black Moon!"). Evil,
obsessive, maniacal . . . you get the idea. Basically an SM
Queen with strange ideas about modesty and etiquette. (Not
that different from Kuno Kodachi.) She's madly infatuated with
Kinomoto Ukyou, who she believes to be the male Ranma.
Doesn't know about Sakura's true identity, despite all the clues
dropped. Human form makes her look like a deranged
school-girl. Normal form gives her the SM Queen look, with
wings.
Gan Sasuke (aka Gan-chan, Eclipse):
A fusion of Gan the Rat from Mini-Goddesses and Sasuke
from Ranma. Extremely submissive rat-ninja. Represents the
Sun. Sealed form makes him look like a small rat. In normal
form, he looks like the Evil Fungus Monster . . . and in human
form, he's an unimpressive short guy with whiskers . . . Likes to
eat sweets.
by Kaho Masa (married to Masaki Ryoko)
Kaho Keitarou (married to Narusegawa Naru):
College professor, who, in his youth, wasted 3 years of his life
trying to get into Toudai. He eventually succeeded, but not until
after sustaining one final year of mind-bogglingly difficult
personal relationships and ridiculous amounts of bodily harm.
Came to a state where he just couldn't be hurt . . . He married
one of his childhood friends, and had one cute daughter. To the
disappointment of his parents, he never took up a job at their
shrine. They didn't blame him for it, though. They just roped his
daughter into doing it.
by others
???
---
6th Generation
by Kaho Keitarou (married to Narusegawa Naru)
Kaho Hina (aka Sasaki Hinako, Magic Girl Lovely Hina):
The strongest mage in several generations of the Kaho family.
She possesses one strange ailment: her body appears
abnormally young. Eventually learned that she could revert to
her correct age briefly with the aid of magic drained from
others. As an indirect consequence of her condition, she's
become a magic-girl wannabe (a state that she can actually
simulate to various degrees of success). In her child form,
she's fabricated an identity named Sasaki Hinako. She uses
this form to fulfill her duties as the Estate of Clow Reed; she
observes Kinomoto Sakura as a classmate. Has an immense
crush on Terada Yoshiyuki, her homeroom teacher and fiance.
He's not aware of her presence. In magic-girl form (actually
just her adult form with silly clothes and a little extra magic),
she refers to herself as Magic Girl Lovely Hina.
by Kinomoto Tofu (married to Tendou Kasumi)
Kinomoto Ranma (aka Kinomoto Sakura), Kinomoto Ukyou
from the line of Li Ku Long
Li Fu Tie, Li Shie Fa, Li Fan Ren, Li Fei Mei
Evil evil genki kawaii older sisters with fetishes for cute things.
Not much is known about them except that they tend to
terrorize their younger brother.
Li Mu Tsu (aka Mousse)
Half-blind, socially inept Chinese mage sent by his shrunken
great-grandmother to retieve what's allegedly a family relic.
Currently in love (or so he thinks himself to be) with the cute
Japanese girl who's also collecting the cards. Clueless. Hated
by Kinomoto Ukyou due to her sister complex. Cousin to Li
San Pu.
Li San Pu (aka Shampoo)
Brainless bimbo madly in love with Li Mu Tsu. Basically a
younger version of the original Shampoo, with that one
difference.
>From the line of Fujitaka Miko
Excel:
Overly talkative agent of the secret society known as
ACROSS. She appears to have certain . . . special abilities.
History unknown.
***
Metallium Family
---
1st Generation
Metallium Xelloss (aka Trickster Priest, You Bastard, married to
"That's a secret!"):
Extremely powerful non-aligned magical entity, who claims to
be a demon. Illegimate son of the Greater Beast-master Xelas
Metallium. Summoned from an alternate staff of reality during a
minor magical mishap by Ba Pao Crowley. Currently an
associate of Lupin III, and a sworn servant to the individual
known as the Phantom Stranger. Beyond these points, his life
is a mystery . . . Godfather to one Tim Hunter.
---
2nd Generation
Yamazaki Takashi (aka The Liar):
The Son of Xelloss, and a half-human. Supposedly more
powerful than his father . . . but if this is true, it's extremely well
hidden. He does ridiculously well in school, and makes a
hobby of lying to people. Unknown to his classmates, the
magical society refers to in fear as "the Liar." Secretly
infatuated with Mihara Chiharu.
***
Other groups
The Goddesses (and the lucky guy):
In the immortal words of, er . . . somebody, "Dark things are
afoot." The Goddesses have been made aware of such, and
are currently looking under their feet . . .
Morisato Belldandy (married to Morisato Keiichi):
Goddess of the Present, First Class Unlimited, retired.
Currently a mathematics teacher at an elementary school.
Naive house-wife type. Recently, she's been detecting strange
vibes from her students.
Skuld Odinsdotter:
Goddess of the Future, Second Class Limited, currently
attending the high school next to the school where her sister's
teaching. Techno-otaku, and rather suspicious of several of her
classmates . . .
Urd Odinsdotter:
Goddess of the Past, First Class Limited. Yggrisil Sysop, and
barred from leaving Heaven in any way or form. Detecting
disturbances in the force . . . =)
Morisato Keiichi (married to Morisato Belldandy)
Deputy Head Technician at a UN-funded research project
called GEHIRN. Recently contacted by FBI Agent Fox Mulder,
supposedly for personal purposes.
---
The Senshi (and the idiot):
The original Senshi, except that they've never lived in Juuban.
They've creamed Sailor Galaxia, and now it looks like there's
a new group claiming to be the Black Moon, and yet another
the Death Busters . . . and what's this thing about the Unseelie
Court? What the hell is Across?
Tsukino Usagi, Aino Minako, Kino Makoto, Mizuno Ami, Hino
Rei, Tomoe Hotaru, Tenou Haruka, Kaiou Michiru, Meiou
Setsuna, Chiba Mamoru
---
The Estate of Clow Reed:
Otherwise known (according to Kodachi) as the Black Moon
Compact. Basically a bunch of extremely powerful, mentally
imbalanced individuals gathered together under a single goal:
to fulfill the final will and testament of Ba Pao Crowley. Their
enemies: the Senshi, Heaven, the organization commonly
known as the Unseelie Court, the WPO, the FBI, snobby
magical wankers from England, Death Eaters, Hell, and evil
evil genki kawaii girls . . .
Hiiragizawa Tatewaki, Akizuki Kodachi (aka Black Moon), Gan
Sasuke (aka Gan-chan, Eclipse), Kaho Hina, Lupin III (and his
gang), Metallium Xelloss, John Constantine
Lupin III:
Self-taught Happosai copycat, commonly known to be the
greatest thief in the world. Possesses no magic whatsoever,
but he tends to manage. Serving the Estate out of respect for
his "Master."
John Constantine (aka Bastard, Con Job, Idiot, etc . . .):
He's the Constantine we know and love minus some of the DC
World influences. He's experienced all of the stuff that's purely
Vertigo, and very little else. Roped into becoming part of the
Estate by his "good friend" Metallium Xelloss. Never left what
some refer to as "Muggledom."
---
The magical society surrounding Hogwarts:
What John Constantine refers to as "a bunch of bloody magical
wankers." A Euro-centric magical community with contacts in
various parts of America. Has little or no communication with
mages in Asia, and tends to despise mages refusing to remove
themselves from the common folk (Muggles). Individuals such
as Constantine, Tim Hunter, and Metallium Xelloss are viewed
as dangerous criminals . . .
Albus Drumbledore:
Prestigious and well-known scholar, current head of the
Hogwarts Institution. While appearing to be extremely
conservative, he has some strange ideas about how liberal
things can be . . . Saved Ba Pao Crowley from criminal
sentence.
T.M. Riddle (aka Lord Voldemort):
Powerful black mage. Believes himself to be the true heir of
Salazar Slytherin, and destined to rid the world of Muggle
blood. A true fascist, he terrorized the magical community for a
good number of years before disappearing after a loss at the
hands of Harry Potter. Founder of the Death Eaters (mistakenly
known to some as the Death Busters).
Remus Lupin:
Distant cousin to Lupin III. Got all of the recessive genes,
including magic. Has bad personal hygiene, and happens to be
a werewolf. Often compared to John Constantine, and
despised.
??? (referred to as Azrael):
Strange individual in dark robes, newly admitted to Azkaban on
charges known only to the highest members of the Ministry of
Magic.
Harry Potter:
Accepted by Tatewaki as Slytherin's heir. Tatewaki's sworn
enemy. Otherwise, still the same wuss-boy a lot of kids know
and love.
Hermione Granger:
The original Hermione, except that she was briefly infatuated
with Tatewaki during first year. Kinda forgot about him after he
left . . .
Salazar Slytherin:
The ancient fascist, the projection of whom made a pact with
Ba Pao Crowley. His heir has recently been located . . .
Esmerelda Weatherwax (aka Mistress Weatherwax, Granny):
The new Head Housekeeper, a tall stern-looking woman,
apparently of high-born blood. Rumored by the staff and
higher-level students to be a powerful witch. History unknown.
Jonathan Rincewind:
Mysteriously materialized during a board meeting at the
Ministry of Magic. Initially believed to be a Norwegian spy, but
this thought was dismissed after inspectors found no trace of
any sort of teleportation spell at or near the site of appearance.
Currently suspected to be an off-world entity disguised as a
human. After release, he landed a job at Hogwarts as a
Defense Against Dark Arts teacher, despite not having a
degree in the subject. Runs unnaturally fast, and possesses
unnatural cowardice. His defense tactics are also unnaturally
effective.
Susan de Quirm:
A "transfer" student at Hogwarts, which is practically unheard
of. Even stranger, previous to transfer, she was allegedly
educated by a "private tutor." Her history is unknown, and her
face is . . . beautiful, but ridiculously difficult to remember.
Hermione's new roommate.
Viktor Krum, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Minerva
McGonagall, Sirius Black, Ron Weasley, James Potter, Lily
Potter, Neville Longbottom, etc.
Not much is known about these individuals.
---
ACROSS:
A somewhat financially challenged secret society aimed at
conquering the world. They're just a bunch of harmless(?)
loonies.
Ilpalazzo, Excel, Hyatt, Nabeshin, Pedro . . .
Do we want to know more about them? No? Didn't think so.
---
UNSEELE (aka the Syndicate, THEM, the old folks, the
Unseelie Court, the High Circle, the Illuminati, the Last
Essenes, the HCP Committee, and United Nations Pacific
Advisory Committee, the Templus Orientalis, the Rosicrucians):
A secret extra-governmental organization with its sights set on
the evolution of humanity. Currently funding the GEHIRN
Research Project.
Keel Lorenz:
Chairman. A famous German economist rumored to be the
richest man in the world. Has the power to incite wars at a
whim.
??? (aka the Cancerman):
A mysterious individual with the seeming ability to survive
anything. Foremost agent in the field. Current projects: Ikari
Gendo and Fox Mulder.
Li Ku Long, and others . . .
Not much is known about these members.
***
Sakura's Classmates:
Mihara Chiharu, Yanagisawa Naoko, Yamazaki Takashi (aka
The Liar), Kaho Hina (aka Sasaki Hinako, Magic Girl Lovely
Hina), Saotome Nabiki, Kinomoto Ranma (aka Kinomoto
Sakura), Li Mu Tsu, Li San Pu, Hiiragizawa Tatewaki
Sakura's Teachers:
Terada Yoshiyuki, Kaho Hina (aka Sasaki Hinako, Magic Girl
Lovely Hina), Kimura Yukie, Midori Makiko, Morisato Belldandy
Ukyou's Classmates:
Kinomoto Ukyou, Akizuki Kodachi (aka Black Moon),
Peroberos (aka Tarepanda, Pero-chan, P-chan, Hibiki Ryoga),
Yue (aka Tsukishiro Akane, Kawaiikune Tomboy), Tsukino
Usagi, Aino Minako, Kino Makoto, Mizuno Ami, Skuld
Odinsdotter, Urameshi Yuusuke, Yukimura Keiko
***
Cards
Guardian of War and Death, The Sun
Peroberos (aka Tarepanda, Pero-chan, P-chan, Hibiki Ryoga)
Guardian of Famine and Pestilence, The Moon
Yue (aka Tsukishiro Akane, Kawaiikune Tomboy)
Except for the Guardians, all card manifestations appear as
nubile young women.
War Suite
A) Key
2) Cacophony
3) Small
4) Move
5) Fly
6) Tree
7) Shot
8) Sight
9) Fight
0) Illusion
J) Stop
Q) Fire
K) Light
Famine Suite
A) Sword
2) Harmony
3) Erase
4) Float
5) Through
6) Flower
7) Sugar
8) Cloth
9) Change
0) Storm
J) Loop
Q) Wind
K) Shadow
Pestilence Suite
A) Shield
2) Song
3) Large
4) Dash
5) Jump
6) Mist
7) Ice
8) Pocket
9) Mirror
0) Rain
J) Time
Q) Water
K) Glow
Death Suite
A) Lock
2) Mute
3) Create
4) Weight
5) Portal
6) Thunder
7) Sand
8) Sleep
9) Strength
0) Dream
J) Maze
Q) Earth
K) Darkness
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Original teaser (now rather innaccurate), posted to the FFML on May 18th,
2000.
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(It's two in the morning. I'm feeling kinda strange . . .)
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Nanashimanga presents . . .
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"I really, really hate this curse."
"Why?"
"It gives you an excuse to make me your dress-up doll."
Two short figures on a rooftop at three in the morning.
It'd be assumed that they were burglars had either of
them been older than eleven (not to mention the fact that
burglars don't usually dress up in magic-girl costumes).
"C'mon, admit it. It's a nice costume, at least."
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A never-to-be-continued production . . .
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The speaker, a relatively young-looking girl with a
page-boy haircut and perfectly normal clothes, appeared
to reconsider her words upon speaking them.
"Cost a pretty penny, too," she continued. "I'd been
hoping that you'd be happier."
The other girl scowled, but remained silent.
"Besides, you look *sooo* cute!"
The speaker smiled a smile so devastatingly innocent
that the other girl relented in her silent protest.
"Okay, okay, I get the point," said the girl in the costume.
"Just one question, though."
"Yeah?"
"Why a magic-girl costume?"
"'Cause it's cute."
Blanch.
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Card Captor Sakura . . .
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"Uhh . . . okay. Forget I even asked."
"This tape'll fetch a good price too, you know?"
"Tape?"
The girl in the costume spun around and studied the
other girl, closely for the first time. V8. In the right hand.
Uh-oh.
"You . . . you're not selling that tape, are you?"
"Of course not."
The costumed girl relaxed a bit.
"I'm selling copies." The girl smiled again.
The costumed girl resisted the sudden urge to smack the
other girl with her wand. Violence wasn't going to get
her anywhere in a situation like this.
'Help, P-chan,' thought the costumed girl to herself. 'I
know you're a pig-headed asshole who gets lost too
much, but you're a pretty nice guy when it gets down to
it. Better than Miss I-wanna-make-money here. Help
me!'
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Ranma 1/2 . . .
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She sighed yet again. Idle wishes. The pig was probably
off somewhere screaming, 'Where the heck am I now?!
This is all your fault, Kinomoto!!'
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Angst . . .
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"Oi, you've seen the dumb flying pig?"
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Impossibility . . .
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"He's probably lost. Good thing I didn't get him to carry
my stuff. This V8 cost a lot."
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Comedy . . .
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Just like him to get lost. The costumed girl turned her
mind to other matters.
"Hmph . . . which one are we doing tonight?"
"This one's from the Pestilence suite. The card name is
'The Scales.'"
"Any more info?"
"My sources say that this one manifests its powers in
physical attack. I believe that it has the ability to change
the magnitude of gravitational pull within a given area."
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Highly complex technical descriptions . . .
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"So like, I get heavier and get crushed under my own
weight?"
"That about sums it up."
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And cake . . .
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"Cool. How many cards am I away from lifting the curse
again?"
"Pero-chan said that you have twenty-five. It's gonna be
twenty-six if Li-kun gets this one."
"Stupid Mousse."
The girl with the V8 giggled a bit.
"You, do know, right?"
"What?"
"He has the hots for you, 'Sakura-chan.'"
Eyes widened, and the trademarked 'hoee' was uttered.
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In a drama that will blow you off your feet . . .
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"Don't mention that again," said the costumed girl when
she recovered.
"Don't mention what?"
"What you just said."
"Ahh."
"Right."
"The curse isn't gonna be fully lifted, you know. Just
gonna unlock it."
"I despise you."
"Taking lessons from Kuno?"
"That liar? No way!"
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A fanfic fusion . . .
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A boom resounded in the parking lot below.
"We've got company."
"Right. Open seal -- Jump!"
She landed in the lot, immediately before a cloaked
figure with a pair of scales.
"Hello, Mr. Card. Kinomoto Ranma at your service!"
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