Subject: [FFML] Re: Dirty Pair Fic Double Vision, Cycle 5!
From: "DB Sommer" <sommer@3rdm.net>
Date: 12/18/2000, 11:54 PM
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I asked and now i shall receive.







The Dirty Pair: Double Vision





Standard Disclaimer: I don't own the Dirty Pair. I don't claim to either,

so don't sue me. Sakura Tenjo, Natsumi Ogawa, and Bloody Mary are original

characters who may not be used without my approval. Thanks, and enjoy the

show.



     "How exactly do you plan to get into a compound with what is most

likely the best security in occupied space?"



Since this is a DP fic, blowing down the door is the most likly scenario. :)



     Sakura set an anti-land craft missile aside and glanced back at Kei

and Yuri, who stood in the doorway to the armory, arms folded across their

chests as they watched her pick out weapons for her assault on BTR

headquarters. She picked up an assault rifle with a funny-looking cycling

device attached to one side.  "What's this one?"

     Kei blinked. "A Chance Mark IV Rapid-Load Rifle."

     Sakura nodded and placed it in the "take" pile.



Heh



     Kei took it from her and answered, "An Anti-Cyborg Logic-Lock Stun

Glove. Delivers a powerful datafeed through the data-spikes in the palm into

the neural system of a metal-head, blows them out by swamping their cranial

sensory-I/O station. Sort of like a mini-Logic Bomb for mechs." She set the

glove down and took on an unusually serious expression. "Look Sakura, I

understand how upset you are just now,



Kei: Yuri's had the shit kicked out of her lots of times, but you don't see

me getting angry about it.



     Sakura nodded graciously. Then, her eyes fell on something shiny,

black, and dangerous-looking sitting on a rack behind much of the other

ordnance. She picked the monstrosity up and tried to figure out how it

worked. Yuri winced in precognitive horror. "Oh for...Kei, she found the

Boomer."

     The pink-haired girl fumbled with the weapon, which was a good four

feet long, and asked over the top of it's



its



 cooling vent system, "What does it do?"



% Kei: Make big holes.



wear this again? And be clear. I don't know if I'll feel guilty or not if I

decide to shoot you for this."

     Sleet smirked and looked Mary up and down again. She was dressed in

an achingly pink dress, in a style better suited to a small child on her way

to an Easter church service than a professional murderer with a kill-count

said to be in four digits.



% Busy girl.



     With a tired sigh, Sleet explained again. "Look, Fisher is a man with

principals, or so he says, and he doesn't approve of needless killing."

Overriding Mary's outraged sound, Sleet went on. "So if I come in there and

show you to him as the person who I sent to get his books, and you show up

soaked in blood and carrying a virgin's head in your teeth..." Sleet shifted

uncomfortably at the way Mary's breath quickened when he said that. He was

beginning to wonder if he had made a mistake somewhere along the line.



% A wee bit late for that sort of consideration.



     Kei and Yuri finished closing the clasps on their transparent body

suits, then stood, stretching their limbs to accustom them to the

restrictive layer covering their skin. Sakura mimicked them, moving

uncomfortably in her costume. All three girls wore plain white versions of

the traditional Dirty Pair costume, underneath a body suit that resembled

nothing so much as a layer of clear plastic. The suit covered their entire

bodies to the neck and fit tight enough to feel like they had been painted

on, the only ornamentation being the row of five white metal clasps up the

left side. To Sakura, it looked as if all three of them had been covered

with shellac.



% What I was thinking as well.



at the aqualogy. Most of the gear in the Lovely Angel's arsenal was intended

for heavy frontal assaults. Many of the more insidious toys on those two

belts had gone into the packs each girl now carried. Kei lugged a longer,

slender case up and onto her s



%  hers



     All three silently packed into the small escape pod the Angel was

equipped with. Made virtually sensor-proof out of necessity, the plan was to

use the pod to land on the planet without attracting notice. After

determining that there were several available craft on the airfield at the

BTR base, they agreed that on the way out they would steal a light craft,

and use it to get back out to the Angel. Once they were close, they would

slip into light Evac-suits, and set the ship adrift to throw off any

pursuers while they jetted back to the Lovely Angel and hit the road at high

speed.



% Of course, this plan is damned to ruination almost as soon as they hit the

atmosphere.



      The three of them gripped the support straps as the pod silently

jettisoned itself into the quiet of space. The only sound was the quiet

hissing of the pod's propulsion system activating. Sakura leaned back and

watched the planet's atmosphere approaching them like a large, silver

marble. There were so many eco-domes creating specialized environments on

the planet's surface that the surface



% two uses of 'surface' very close together. I'd change it to  'planet's

surface that it'



      Kei flipped the communicator off and looked at Sakura seriously.

"We're committed now," She said quietly, "so any second thoughts you may

have been having can go right out the window." Sakura just smiled grimly.



% I'd make the last sentence into a seperate paragraph.



     When they were approximately a mile above the ground, Yuri gave the

nod. The invasion was beginning. Kei leaned back and kicked out the hatch on

the pod. A shrieking wind whipped up by their velocity immediately filled

the tiny space. In perfect precision, Yuri and Kei grabbed their respective

bundles and rolled out of the pod into empty space. With only a little more

trepidation Sakura dived out after them.

     Instantly, there was total silence around her. The night was black,

pitch darkness enveloping her in emptiness. Sakura straightened, aiming

herself head down and pressing her arms to her side to lessen her wind

shear. The comlink clipped over her ear sparked to life, and Yuri's voice

spoke as if inside her head. <Count to eight slowly, then activate the

gravity-pack.>

     As the comlink died again, Sakura began counting.



% At seven she hit an eco-dome and went *splat*. Evidentily Sakura had

counted a little TOO slowly.



     As Sakura righted herself and began scanning her surroundings, Yuri

and Kei floated over. Scratching her head in embarrassment, Yuri spoke

through the comlink. <Sorry about that. I meant to say count to six instead

of eight, because the pack has a two-second start-up time. Sorry...>



heh. I wasn't that far off the mark.



     Sakura stared at her wordlessly. Finally, she floated down to crouch

lightly on the curve of the dome. As she touched down, her boots adhered to

the slick surface, creating a minute series of suction-holds by opening tiny

valves and forcing the air from the spaces this created. Kei and Yuri did

the same. Holding it in place with one hand, Kei opened her bag and produced

a flat metal box and handed it to Yuri, who held it while Kei removed a

small handgrip. She flicked a switch on its side, and a small point of light

appeared at its slightly protruding head. Kei bent down and created a

suction grip with one glove, then drew the point of light on the handgrip in

an oval around her hand. Where the point of light touched, the super-dense

plastic melted away silently. Finally, she handed the oval of plastic to

Yuri, who tossed it over her shoulder casually. This done, both Angels knelt

over their newly created entryway. Yuri set down the flat metal box, a

rectangle about a foot wide a



% Hmm. Something seems to have been cut here.



devices, but no other markings at all. Kei detached her feet from the dome

and floated into a prone position. The comlink spoke into Sakura's head

again, this time with Kei's voice. <We're going to locate a couple of

troopers patrolling the perimeter and make them go bye-bye. That way, when

you two show up, they won't wonder why there are two too many people out

there>



% Nice



     They flew in that direction. On the grassy ground were two Tac/Int

soldiers, each with a neat hole through his head and a shallow furrow along

the left side of his neck. Sakura gasped. Their comlink antennae had been

severed cleanly by a single bullet each. Kei's smirk was almost audible over

the comlink. <Sometimes you have to wait a second for the sweet shot. Okay

ladies, get your stalking suits on, because we're going stealth-mode!>

     Yuri bent down and attached a small pin with a faintly glowing head

to the still chest of each of the dead soldiers. Touching a small activator

on the wrist-clasp of her suit, she said, <Activating the

holo-camouflage...> The air around the two soldiers shimmered, then changed

slightly. Sakura gasped out loud. The soldiers were gone! She bent forward

and gasped again when her hand vanished as it got close to their former

resting-place. <Tight-circumference holographic field.> Yuri explained.



% Very nice. I like their toys. Very inventive.



Natsumi screaming weakly as the little blond freak assaulted her shot

through Sakura's head, making her teeth clench and her hands shake. She

wanted to find that little bitch and hurt her. Hurt her bad. She wasn't

quite sure what had gotten into her, and it worried her. She wasn't normally

this violent. She paused and amended that. Well, she was always pretty

violent, but she wasn't usually so sadistic.



% Yeah. An important qualifier.



allowing the computer inside of it to recognize the person by their

neural-signature. Into this port, Yuri inserted a pointed plug attached to a

small black disk with a short cable she connected to the port at her neck.

Once the plug was in, the computer in the door-lock hummed. Yuri explained

to Sakura, <It's a Neural Lockpick. The disk has a universal brain-pattern,

an engineered neu



% And more cut here.



     The outer office was a wide circular room, with a sweeping view of

the compound and the surrounding eco-domes. Along the walls were pieces of

holographic audio/visual art, the placid nature scenes that all corporate

offices held; forest waterfalls, birds hopping on dewy branches, deer

walking gracefully through idyllic glades. All very nice, but each and every

one hid a potentially deadly trap for the unwary. Hidden inside the most

active parts of the pictures, and therefor the ones the eye was drawn to

most, were encoded messages in bitmap form, tiny streams of binary scrolling

across the surface of the image in nearly-microscopic size, that spooled

directly into the subconscious mind. These clever little messages would

travel along pre-existing synapses into the logic center of the person's

brain, and start to "convince" the unwitting reader that Fisher knew what

they were thinking, what they were planning. They would whisper that their

plots would fail, and everything that the



More missing here. I don't know what happened, but I definitely didn't get

this whole thing. They seem to be at the end of the paragraphs, though not

all of them.But enough, especially later. I won't bother mentioning it

anymore.



     Kei interjected, <It gets better! Accompanying the datafile is a

Universal Locater number keyed to her personal wetware signature. The BTR

Security force has constant tabs on every agent in the facility.



% Makes sense. They seem that paranoid.



     A computer bank in the BTR Security Center sparked into life.

FOREIGN SIGNAL LOCATED. AUTOMATED ANTI-COVERT INVASION DEFENSE PROGRAM

ACTIVATING IN SECTOR C-3.



% Oops.



     Sakura popped the section of wall away and handed it to Yuri, who

held it in both hands while watching the hallway for activity. Using a floor

plan supplied by Kei and her hacking plus a hand-held super-sonic pulse

device, they had located a ventilation duct wide enough to fit through, an

air pipe about fourteen inches wide. While the prospect of flattening out

and flying in a space too tight to even qualify as being coffin-like didn't

appeal to Sakura, the idea of trying to shoot her way in appealed even less.

So, while Yuri stood lookout, she cut away a panel of wall over the duct

using a tiny electrical-arc cutting tool from the belt of devices she had

taken from the Tac/Int soldiers in the aqualogy.



% They did have a bunch of useful toys, didn't they?



     Like a deadly shark striking, she pushed off of the wall at about

waist height and pulled her arms tight across her face, flying along the

ground at ankle height. She straightened out like a pencil and shot between

the legs of the guard on the left. The man registered emotion for the first

time as he started to turn, saying "What the fuck..?" The second guard

started to turn before realizing his mistake.

      Having gained her opponent's back in an unexpected manner, Yuri went

to work. She shot up behind the guard on the left and grabbed his

half-turned head between her hands. A foot off of the ground, she snapped

his neck with a sharp twist and drove her right knee into the small of his

back, severing his spine several vertebrae lower at the same time. He died

without a sound, slumping to the ground limply. The second guard had more

time to react, and only received a glancing kick to the chest from Yuri's

left leg, rather than the windpipe-crushing blow she had intended. He did

not however avoid the four silenced bullets Sakura sent into his gun-arm,

neck, cheek and temple. There was a spray of blood as he pitched over and

landed with a thump. The entire conflict had taken less than seven seconds.



% An eternity. I thought they had dealt with them more quickly.



     Sleet began running through his back-up plans in his head. Fisher

moved out from behind his desk to sit on the edge of it directly in front of

them. Sleet tried not to stare. He had never seen Fisher do anything so

casual, so...normal.



% That would be cause for alarm, all right.



     It was with a conscious effort that Sleet refrained from nervously

clutching his hands into fists. Fisher was not playing, and he was not in

the semi-euphoric state of religious ecstasy he spent most of his time in.

>From underneath the deadly cunning, but still aging shell a demon had

emerged, a consciousness of lightning-fast wits and perceptiveness. The

Fisher that had clawed his way to near the very top of the BTR's political

heap was not dead after all, simply resting. Sleet wanted to run, to kill

him, to throw Mary at him and duck for cover. Like the essentially basic

lifeform he was, Sleet's danger sense was screaming at him, and he wanted to

escape. But it was too late. He sighed mentally and leaned back in his

chair. The only thing left was to wait for a moment of weakness to climb

through.



% Very nice description.



     The duct, having long since made its case for why it should not be

made to hold two girls covered with intrusions gear, surrendered all hope

and gave way under their combined weight. The metal broke at the next

junction, spilling the girls out into the crawlspace below, the space Yuri

had been looking for on a blueprint she was unaware she had been reading

upside-down.



% Heh. Cute



     Sleet had seen a lot of weird things in his day. Many of these things

left him wondering if he had seen right afterwards. A number of them had

something to do with the Dirty Pair, but this was of little consequence. The

point was, Sleet was no stranger to the bizarre. But this really took the

cake. Right at the point when Fisher should have been giving them their

death sentences, the ceiling exploded, and a blur of skin, ceiling material

and dust landed on the desk, and more importantly, on Fisher. Then things

got really weird.



% I would have to agree with that assessment.



     Before things could proceed any further, a massive humming came into

being from somewhere outside the room. The doors exploded inward, twinned by

the windows smashing in. Sakura started at the sound, losing her focus for a

split-second. Time slowed down again. Mary grinned viciously and pulled the

trigger. Using the reflexes that a person can only call upon when about to

die, Sakura whipped her head to the side, receiving a stinging graze along

her temple. She reflexively returned a bullet, but shot wild, punching a

small hole through the girl's dress without hitting skin. Then her nemesis

was on her. The blond moved like a pitbull, even in the dress. She delivered

a stunning kick to Sakura's midriff, which Sakura barely managed to counter

with a toe-kick to the thigh that sent her opponent staggering backwards.

Using her moment of advantage, she bulled in, launching two snapping jabs at

her face. The first connected squarely, but Mary knocked the second aside

with her wrist and



% Argh! I hate this! Another cut



     One of the ACIDs aimed its head at Yuri and spoke in a hollow

monotone. "CEASE ALL CODED TRANSMISSIONS AND RELINQUISH YOUR ARMS."

     The others closed in, repeating in the same voice, "DO NOT MOVE, DO

NOT MOVE, DO NOT MOVE."

     Sakura backed up against Yuri and asked, "Fight 'em?" Yuri nodded.

Sakura sighed. "I was afraid of that. They look pretty well armored. Hand to

hand?" Yuri nodded again. Sakura sighed once more. "I was afraid of that

too. Well, here we go." She set her gun down slowly. The robots moved

closer. Then, in a blur of action, she attacked with her partner.



And they're off.



     High above, a small hatch in the belly of the Lovely Angel opened.

Protected and guided by the Angel's GM Field, an oblong object raced down

towards the planet's surface. It breached the stratosphere easily, still

protected by the field around it. As if magnetized to her, the object shot

down towards Kei at impossible speeds. Knowing what was coming, Kei casually

raised an arm. With an audible humming, the object rocketed down, stopping

without a micro-inch of drag a foot above Kei's hand, to settle there

comfortably, using the GM field to keep it up. Kei lovingly stroked The

Boomer, cooing to it like a favored pet.



% Hehehe. Very nice.



     This settled, she strapped herself into the gun's firing harness,

took aim, and fired. There was a sound like thunder mixed with a car

exploding. Kei was yanked back twenty feet by the blast, even with her pack

compensating. Had it not been, she would now be tumbling end over end a good

mile away. Even so, it felt like both of her arms had been dislocated. She

grinned wider. This was fun!



% Yep. Good ole Kei



     She clutched it to her chest and snapped. "Mine! Fuck off!"

     He sighed. "Look, you can barely stand up. Let me carry the gun, so

at least one of us has a decent chance of potting anyone who shoots at us. I

refuse to die because you want to be selfish and stubborn."

     After staring at him hard, Mary smiled and reversed the gun to hand

it to him. "Here, you big lunk. Honestly...." She turned away to look down

the staircase and said, "I know I'm not quite normal, but I think I have my

reasons...my mom and dad, they...aw, fuck it, it doesn't matter....the point

is, I really think you're okay Kevin. I mean, you're willing to keep with me

even though I know I scare you, and that sort of, y'know, means something to

me. I guess I'm trying to say...if you'll just be patient, I can...I can try

to change. Maybe. Okay?"



% He's a sucker if he believes her.



     Sleet, pressing the gun to the side of her head, said quietly, "You'd

only slow me down. I have to get out alive. Besides, I can't help but think

you'd have done the same to me, given the chance. If...if it's any

consolation, I am sort of sorry. I...I think I was sort of falling in love

with you."

     Mary nodded as a tear slipped from under one eyelid. "I..." She

whispered, "I know." Then there was an explosion and soundless white peace

and she was falling away from the railing and she was getting cold...



% See. He wasn't a chump after all.



     The gun hit the metal stairwell with a clang. Sleet leaned against

the wall tiredly and looked down at Mary's body, so small and frail now, in

her bloody pink dress as a puddle of blood spread out under her head. Her

eyes were wide open and stared at nothing. "You would've done the same to

me..." Sleet whispered. For one of the rare moments in his life, one of less

than five, Sleet felt sick with himself, at what he did. He looked again at

the tiny body on the stairs and stepped over the puddle of blood and hurried

away. He wanted to die. Or maybe just kill everyone else everywhere. He

couldn't really decide.



% Then do both.



     Kei could see with her heads-up display's image magnification a

pink-headed form in front of one of the ships. She grinned and put on the

final burst of speed she would need. She started forward, leaving the ACIDs

behind. Then, a new message popped up on the display. GRAVITY-REPULSION

SYSTEM BATTERY PACK AT 0% POWER. IF YOU WISH TO RECHARGE IT, PLEASE

INSERT...

     The rest of the message became moot as Kei began rapidly falling. She

gasped and cursed at the same time. She was so close! Something hard and

cold grabbed her around the middle. She looked up into the eerie featureless

face of an ACID. Frantically, she sent a message to Yuri and Sakura. <Guys,

they've got me! Get me-> She was cut off as the ACID attached a small disk

to Kei's neck. The disk, a potent neural inhibitor, made Kei's body go slack

as all high-order functions were neutralized instantly. She watched

helplessly as the ACID turned and flew back towards the base carrying her

limp and unresisting body in one pair of its massive hands. She stared

frantically, unable to move a muscle, and prayed that they had gotten her

message and seen her approach. Otherwise, things were about to start sucking

badly



% Oops. Things do look rather bad,



Quite the cliffhanger. Already looking forward to  more. Nice job on killing

Mary. It surprised me, since i thought there was still more to do with her.

But then again, she might be missed, but there's plenty of other exciting

things going on.



D.B. Sommer









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