Okay I am minutes to late with my reply but so what.
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Dear FFMLers,
Dear Memebers of the Hosptial staff.
We all know what happens when you put two rabbits in a room, right? Well,
we decided that, in response to the recent "Cabbit-craze" that we would
write our own little fic. Small children may want to shield their eyes.
And those with who are easily offended to "sex" and the word cabbit.
Ryo & Kenji (The guys who brought you Bakayaro and Fringe of Insanity)
I wrote the book on insanity. There is only 2 chapters. Chapter One: How
to beat people up, and the ever popular Chapter 2:How to deny that you beat
people up. But anyways.
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This takes place during the swimsuit competition in Tenchi Universe.
plot point. make notes on this. The Cabbits are NOT in swim suits. And if
they are how do they get into them?
Kenoki slowly advances on the brown cabbit, who lays down on the inviting
sand seductively. Kenoki begins to jump around and shake his genitalia in
some sort of bizzare mating dance.
Ryoki: Meooow!! Meow!
She's hungry feed her already.
With no resistance, Kenoki mounts the brown cabbit and procceeds to work
his hard shaft into Ryoki's carnal cavern. About halfway in, Ryoki begins
to squirm in pain and pleasure.
Carnal Carven? She's got a circus up her butt???
Ryoki: Meeeow!!
Kenoki: YEa thats what they all say. Meow!
Kenoki stops pushing for a moment and allows the other cabbit time to
breathe. Then, without warning and with a swift, hard thrust, pushes
himself all the way into Ryoki's waiting cunt. Ryoki screams with pleasure
as Kenoki begins to pump his hard-on into Ryoki's wet pussy. (Are you
disgusted yet?)
Not yet give me a few more minutes.
Kenoki: Meow meow! *Say my name, bitch!*
Ryoki: Meeeeeeoooooowwwww!!!!!
Oh My GOD! They killed Kenny! You Bastards!
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Meanwhile, at the competition...
Tenchi: What was that? That sounded kinda like Ryo-oki...
Tenchi: Getting laid, Man I could go for some Cabbit Booty about now.
Kenoki continues to shove his rod deeper into Ryoki cabbit-style as she
writhes with pleasure. Withdrawing, he moves his way over to Ryoki's
waiting mouth. With swift laps, Ryoki licks the white cabbit's veiny
hard-on before engulfing it in her mouth, taking care not to harm him with
her teeth. Bobbing her head up and down on Kenoki's meat pole while
simultaniously rubbing his manly (or cabbit-ly) nutsack with her front paw.
Before long, the thick wads of cabbit-cum are covering Ryoki's face as
she laps as much of it up as she can.
Cabbit Style? Well seeing as how their both cabbits I don't se them getting
it on any owther way.
Hoping to return the favor, Kenoki turns around and immediatly buries his
face into Ryoki's bush, pushing his tongue deeper and deeper into Ryoki's
dripping hole. Soon Ryoki feels a strange feeling building deep inside
her, originating behind her hips and spreading in waves throughout her
whole body. Before the feeling comes to a climax, Kenoki stops and moves
his newly hard cock toward her, thrusting it into her again and again. The
feeling returns, and stronger than ever as Ryoki bucks her hips, moving as
hard as she can against Kenoki's sweating body. Finally the feeling takes
over completely and Ryoki screams in orgasmic pleasure.
Um. I can't I must not do this.
Ryoki: MMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Ryoki continues to scream as she explodes outward, growing bigger and
bigger, gaining huge wings and soaring upward out of the earth's
atmosphere, followed shortly by another ship.
As Ryoki expodes outward a small snake like alien pops out of her cheast
raceing twoards the door as Kenoki stands there wondering what the hell just
happened. And if he could get some from that snake thing.
The two ships meet in the depths of space and proceed to come together in
an arial fuck-fest, with Kenoki thrusting one of his many spined parts into
some kind of exaust pipe in Ryoki...
As the two ships collide in mid air the aft engines on Ryoki expolde outward
and the ship falls into a dive crashing into Tenchi's house killing everyone
at the house if they were there. Lucky for Tenchi and his family they were
all at the swimsuit contest :)
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Okay, I can't take anymore of this. I admit, I am ashamed of myself, and
you should be, too, for reading this far. And you know what? It's your
fault. All of you, with your new cabbit-craze have driven us completely
insane!! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
You should be. But I am worse! :P
(Falls to the ground, clutching head in agony.)
Need some asprin?
"And I'm the normal one." --Kenji
Compared to who? The ever infamus Oscuor? <How the hell do you spell his
friggin name anyway?>
Robert
Sorry had to do this. This story just inspired me to that point.
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