Kenji, you are a sick man. Why I let you live is
totally beyond me.
Dear FFMLers,
We all know what happens when you put two rabbits in
a room, right? Well, we decided that, in response to
the recent "Cabbit-craze" that we would write our
own little fic. Small children may want to shield
their eyes.
Ryo & Kenji (The guys who brought you Bakayaro and
Fringe of Insanity)
I had no part in this. I swear.
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This takes place during the swimsuit competition in
Tenchi Universe.
Kenoki slowly advances on the brown cabbit, who lays
down on the inviting sand seductively. Kenoki
begins to jump around and shake his genitalia in
some sort of bizzare mating dance.
Ryoki: Meooow!! Meow!
With no resistance, Kenoki mounts the brown cabbit
and procceeds to work his hard shaft into Ryoki's
carnal cavern. About halfway in, Ryoki begins to
squirm in pain and pleasure.
Ryoki: Meeeow!!
Kenoki stops pushing for a moment and allows the
other cabbit time to breathe. Then, without warning
and with a swift, hard thrust, pushes himself all
the way into Ryoki's waiting cunt. Ryoki screams
with pleasure as Kenoki begins to pump his hard-on
into Ryoki's wet pussy. (Are you disgusted yet?)
Kenoki: Meow meow! *Say my name, bitch!*
Ryoki: Meeeeeeoooooowwwww!!!!!
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Meanwhile, at the competition...
Tenchi: What was that? That sounded kinda like
Ryo-oki...
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Kenoki continues to shove his rod deeper into Ryoki
cabbit-style as she writhes with pleasure.
Withdrawing, he moves his way over to Ryoki's
waiting mouth. With swift laps, Ryoki licks the
white cabbit's veiny hard-on before engulfing it in
her mouth, taking care not to harm him with her
teeth. Bobbing her head up and down on Kenoki's
meat pole while simultaniously rubbing his manly (or
cabbit-ly) nutsack with her front paw. Before long,
the thick wads of cabbit-cum are covering Ryoki's
face as she laps as much of it up as she can.
Hoping to return the favor, Kenoki turns around and
immediatly buries his face into Ryoki's bush,
pushing his tongue deeper and deeper into Ryoki's
dripping hole. Soon Ryoki feels a strange feeling
building deep inside her, originating behind her
hips and spreading in waves throughout her whole
body. Before the feeling comes to a climax, Kenoki
stops and moves his newly hard cock toward her,
thrusting it into her again and again. The feeling
returns, and stronger than ever as Ryoki bucks her
hips, moving as hard as she can against Kenoki's
sweating body. Finally the feeling takes over
completely and Ryoki screams in orgasmic pleasure.
Ryoki: MMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Ryoki continues to scream as she explodes outward,
growing bigger and bigger, gaining huge wings and
soaring upward out of the earth's atmosphere,
followed shortly by another ship.
The two ships meet in the depths of space and
proceed to come together in an arial fuck-fest, with
Kenoki thrusting one of his many spined parts into
some kind of exaust pipe in Ryoki...
Hahahahahaha! God that's funny. Sick as hell though.
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Okay, I can't take anymore of this. I admit, I am
ashamed of myself, and you should be, too, for
reading this far. And you know what? It's your
fault. All of you, with your new cabbit-craze have
driven us completely insane!! MAKE IT
STOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
(Falls to the ground, clutching head in agony.)
As well you should. I am ashamed of myself for letting
you write this in my house.
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"And I'm the normal one." --Kenji
The hell you are.
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"You lose more in life by holding back. Carpe Diem!!!"-Ryo-
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