Dear FFMLers,
We all know what happens when you put two rabbits in a room, right? Well, we decided that, in response to the recent "Cabbit-craze" that we would write our own little fic. Small children may want to shield their eyes.
Ryo & Kenji (The guys who brought you Bakayaro and Fringe of Insanity)
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This takes place during the swimsuit competition in Tenchi Universe.
Kenoki slowly advances on the brown cabbit, who lays down on the inviting sand seductively. Kenoki begins to jump around and shake his genitalia in some sort of bizzare mating dance.
Ryoki: Meooow!! Meow!
With no resistance, Kenoki mounts the brown cabbit and procceeds to work his hard shaft into Ryoki's carnal cavern. About halfway in, Ryoki begins to squirm in pain and pleasure.
Ryoki: Meeeow!!
Kenoki stops pushing for a moment and allows the other cabbit time to breathe. Then, without warning and with a swift, hard thrust, pushes himself all the way into Ryoki's waiting cunt. Ryoki screams with pleasure as Kenoki begins to pump his hard-on into Ryoki's wet pussy. (Are you disgusted yet?)
Kenoki: Meow meow! *Say my name, bitch!*
Ryoki: Meeeeeeoooooowwwww!!!!!
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Meanwhile, at the competition...
Tenchi: What was that? That sounded kinda like Ryo-oki...
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Kenoki continues to shove his rod deeper into Ryoki cabbit-style as she writhes with pleasure. Withdrawing, he moves his way over to Ryoki's waiting mouth. With swift laps, Ryoki licks the white cabbit's veiny hard-on before engulfing it in her mouth, taking care not to harm him with her teeth. Bobbing her head up and down on Kenoki's meat pole while simultaniously rubbing his manly (or cabbit-ly) nutsack with her front paw. Before long, the thick wads of cabbit-cum are covering Ryoki's face as she laps as much of it up as she can.
Hoping to return the favor, Kenoki turns around and immediatly buries his face into Ryoki's bush, pushing his tongue deeper and deeper into Ryoki's dripping hole. Soon Ryoki feels a strange feeling building deep inside her, originating behind her hips and spreading in waves throughout her whole body. Before the feeling comes to a climax, Kenoki stops and moves his newly hard cock toward her, thrusting it into her again and again. The feeling returns, and stronger than ever as Ryoki bucks her hips, moving as hard as she can against Kenoki's sweating body. Finally the feeling takes over completely and Ryoki screams in orgasmic pleasure.
Ryoki: MMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Ryoki continues to scream as she explodes outward, growing bigger and bigger, gaining huge wings and soaring upward out of the earth's atmosphere, followed shortly by another ship.
The two ships meet in the depths of space and proceed to come together in an arial fuck-fest, with Kenoki thrusting one of his many spined parts into some kind of exaust pipe in Ryoki...
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Okay, I can't take anymore of this. I admit, I am ashamed of myself, and you should be, too, for reading this far. And you know what? It's your fault. All of you, with your new cabbit-craze have driven us completely insane!! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
(Falls to the ground, clutching head in agony.)
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"And I'm the normal one." --Kenji
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